How do we fix middle earth?

How do we fix middle earth?

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>Make Middle-Earth great again
>You have to go back to the Shadows
>The Art of the One Ring Deal

What's that piture trying to achieve?

>he doesn't know about Beleriand

So west is undying lands, east is sandniggers and south is africa, but what is north of middle earth?

Stop the violence! #HobbitLivesMatter

Isn't Beleriand supposed to be more northwest of Middle-earth?

>he isn't an autist
>laughingeleves.gif

Beleriand is north-west, further along the coast line. Why is it overlaid onto that shit? That's like putting Florida and Georgia together.

More highly advanced PoC countries

Smaug's wingless bigger brothers.

White Walkers.

ice, tundra, dragons.

gas the elves race war now

By a simple jump to the left.

And a step tot he right.

Put your hands on your hips.

You bring your knees in tight.

But it's the pelvic thrust.

That really drives you insane.

feanor>fingolfin tbqh

Feanor is what happens when elves get autism.

>Elf who ruined everything
>Better than anyone

Noldor please go.

Noldor fucking shits pls go

>Blue wizards supposed to go east and try and get people there on their side
>Rhûn still sides with Sauron
>Hide in embarassment

There were 2 of them, and they still didn't do shit. Was any Maiar ever as failed as these two?

>Beleriand is north-west, further along the coast line. Why is it overlaid onto that shit? That's like putting Florida and Georgia together.

Thats not true at all. On the map of Belriand you can see the blue mountains in the east, which on the map of the third age is the mountain range in the west.

tolkiengateway.net/wiki/Beleriand#Location

It's still technically slightly to the north west.

There. Perfect.

DELET THIS!

>tfw you'll never wander the willowmeads of tasarinan in the days of old

Are you retarded

This looks even worst

youtube.com/watch?v=pISzxdEgDCU

>ywn walk alone in the young world

>this is usually followed by kinslaying and the making of oaths

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I'm trying to make sense of this.

Is Beleriand an island or a forest? Is that blue ocean or water?

damn

I want normies to leave

Everything under ocean, water, whatever.

it was land like the rest of middle earth

sunk into the sea at the end of the first era

Is this picture accurate?

Ahhh ok

>9GAG

A beautiful world, user, lost to the wrath of the gods, and now under the sea.

WE WILL BUILD A BEAUTIFUL WALL AGAINST MORDOR AND MAKE THE ORKS PAY FOR IT

Not him but is that actually something Tolkien wrote down or drew or is it fanfic tier bullshit

>Ancalagon size without Bane and Sup Forums memery

Into the trash it goes.

Orc is spelled with c you redditor

Don't forget middle earth is occupied by brutal feudal societies.

Most of the brutality is hidden because the principle characters with the exception of Sam are aristocrats or bourgeois and most of their servants were lesser nobles or commoners whose own families had served the household for generations. It was easy for them to attribute problems to the war.

The Hobbits are an economic power only, Bilbo, Merry and Pippin's relatives paid taxes to some local human king for protection. Lower class Hobbits occupied a niche in the economy, they need less food yet they are as productive as any other wool spinner or other tasks like line fishing, hence all the sheep and the excellent 19th century resembling clothing.

Were you to approach these people you would be shocked by their antediluvian beliefs and likewise they would consider your modern ideas to be ridiculous. In order to have the slightest hope of success you would need to first ingratiate yourself to someone a little more grounded, someone who is wealthy and educated, but not wealthy enough, someone who could appreciate the utility of gunpowder or whatever modern knowledge you can put into practice. After months of learning their customs you could present yourself to the upper nobility without being dismissed off hand.

No, this "ancalagon was otherwordly big" is a bad meme coming from bad translations of the silmarillion, or misinterpretation of the english original description.

Ancalagon is like 1.5x Smaug, at best. He still had to come out of Angband's door without wrecking the whole shit, and Angband's door wasn't needlessly big.

People think he actually rekt Thangorodrim completly when he fell from the sky, but he just shattered some peak, took a chip at it. Smaug would do the same if he fell on some rocky peak.

Of course it's canon, it's what the Silmarillion is mostly about. In fact, one could argue it's the "main" thing Tolkien ever wrote, but that because of its international success, LOTR appears as the main piece. The Silmarillion covers much more of the setting, and several thousand years of history, mainly elven. The first age has more stories and details than both the second and third ages (LOTR is taking place in the third age)

>implying

Legit and canon

I don't really remember the Silmarillion because I read it very long ago, I can't really recall many named places by name besides Angband and all that

It didn't actually have that map in it, did it?
But Tolkien described the places and the map is based on that?

This.

imo, even smaug was way too big in the Hobbit movies.

the map is there, im looking at my book right now

It does have a map in my edition, at the end, along with a lot of stuff about pronunciation and every single named entity in the book (500+...)

I think Christopher made all the maps though (including the famous Middle-Earth one we associate with LOTR), not Tolkien.

The Hobbit cartoon is canon.

>The Second 'Silmarillion' Map is a map (on four sheets) drawn by J.R.R. Tolkien of Beleriand, dating from the early 1930s. A redrawn version of the map was reproduced by Christopher Tolkien in 1987 as an Appendix to The Lost Road and Other Writings. This map was the basis for the Map of Beleriand and the Lands to the North included in The Silmarillion (1977).[1]

the map is legit

Yes, dragons, even Ancalagon, are all small enough to be decapitable, they aren't these giants reptiles that could wreck cities by just laying into them.

pic related is the best scale, imo.

He literally flattened a mountain range when he fell out of the sky. Nigger was huge

Neat

Ancalagon was so big that when he fell he crushed three mountains.

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That's too small. The ravine has to be much wider, otherwise the crossing wouldn't have been a struggle for Turin. As it is, he could jump that.