I need to rant Sup Forums, and my shrink is on vacation

I need to rant Sup Forums, and my shrink is on vacation

>be me
>pretty confident, can get any girl I want due to me building a reputation of a loner smart guy(i lost half you of there, just trust me)
>notice this cara delevingne lookalike in school
>signmethefuckup.jpg
>hit her up, ask her to go to coffe
>shes sick
>we chat, she seems kinda basic, but im in love with her face so i give her a pass
>we go out eventually, we sit on a bench, just talking
>i mention a guy that pissed me off, said some dumb shit and we both laugh at him
>we bond over how other people are stupid
>a month goes by

Loner smart guy? She's sick? please kys

What an enthralling love story OP. Who will play you in the inevitable blockbuster romantic comedy?

>i start realizing shes a basic bitch with nothing interesting to say
>I would always be the one who is talking
>still in love with the face, and the smell of her
>my first instinct is to throw everything in her face, break her down like i usually do
>decide this leaves me in a bad spot if she matures
>come up with a genius plan
>im gonna convince her we are too alike, should stay friends, and then after confess i like her too much and want more
>i bring it up one night
>she agrees, i pretend im happy and she seemed kinda down, but she bit the bait
>we dont talk for a week
>thefinaldaydawns.jpg
>I msg her the next day

sick is, she had a cold
its what people consider me, i dont condone it and i cringe when i hear it

>still in love with the face
>and the smell of her
Oh you were that guy in HS huh?

Cut the shit. Did you fuck her or not?

Special snowflake nigger, jew, nazi, kkk, god worshiping whore.

>i apologize for not talking to her for the past week
>she seemed hurt but we get over it
>we talk for about an hour
>itstime.gif
>i tell her that i love her more than a friend
>shes confused
>I loosely explain how i feel like we are more than friends
>she responds : "I felt like that at the start too, but than after our talk, I realized we are too alike and should stay friends"
>I tell her i cant handle it, struggle a bit to make it more believable
>I tell her maybe sometime in the future we can work things out, shes obviously very sad
>since then she tried contacting me a few times, I rejected her
>time passes by, she gets a bf

>i apologize for not talking to her for the past week
You fucked up.

Nigga, she didn't want to fuck you. She was using you as an emotional shoulder to cry on and that's it. She keeps trying to contact you because she keeps taking dick after dick and wants someone to vent to.

>inb4 she's a good girl and women don't lie

Edge lord

>its the guy we have been making fun of
>she doesnt even realize
>fast forward a year
>im with another girl and shes still with him
>shes using me asking her out as bragging rights
>even though i fully manipulated her shes still confident in the fact that she was in fact the one to end everything
>her dumb friends look at me funny every time i walk by
>she seems happy, and its eating me up inside
>i couldve done what i do best, break people down, make her question if shes even worth anything
>instead i tried for once to play things smart
>i have no idea why im so mad, I still dont want her, shes as dumb as always
>but i really want to ruin both of their lives, so, so bad

Pathetic and a retarded story, I realize im the one with the problem, but had to get this off my chest

You should have built more comfort, you havent and u got friendzoned. Claims to be "smart" doesnt know the basics. Fucking cuck lul

I am a huge edge lord

>my first instinct is to throw everything in her face, break her down like i usually do
>decide this leaves me in a bad spot if she matures
>come up with a genius plan
>im gonna convince her we are too alike, should stay friends, and then after confess i like her too much and want more

Did you miss this entire part?
I didnt want her

Give it a year and just destroy her.

You're not nearly as smart as you think you are. You have a superiority complex and from the story you told, you're the fucking idiot. Move on dude. She obviously never wanted to fuck you and found you as the nice emotional backbone when she wanted to vent.

You're paying a shrink to tell them shit like this? What a good use of money.

>I didn't want her
>But tells a story about how he wants to ruin someone's life because she's with a guy he used to make fun of

Seems legit

>is confident
>needs a shrink
pick one

Ive been thinking about it, but where does that leave me?
I cant decide if its more pathetic to let her walk all over the fact that *I* asked her out or fucking demolish her and make her a laughing stock
Also, there is no good way to do it anymore, a year had passed, Id just come off desperate

How does this qualify as playing it smart?
Your plan was to friendzone yourself?

But she did, she literally told me she liked me and wanted to be with me before I brought up the "i want to be friends" part
About the complex thing, for fucking sure, and I am not as nearly smart as I think I am but that doesnt mean Im stupid

Shrinks should be used for coping with things like a best friend passing or actual emotional hardship.

Not this High School relationship tier shit.

OP, I'm guessing you're underage and you have well off parents if they're paying for a shrink and you're a lonely isolated kid who spends all day in his room. Your parents probably think there's something wrong with you

you fucked up mein freund, it happens just get another chick.
why do you care about here and your dumb friends?
fuck some sloots ,lurk /fit/ and /lit/ and try to pump and dump her later.
dont bother to fuck with the normalos.

because confident people dont have problems that they cant get past themselves
Im depressed and literally mentally ill

Again

>Women never lie

Just because she told you she wanted to be with you doesn't mean anything. Was she ever with you? Did you ever get your wiener touched?

>depressed
>confident
pick one

Start talking to her, be friends, manipulate her into liking you again, she will become desperate all her friends will see she is chasing after you, if she asks you out reject her, if she doesnt just lead her on for as long as you can.

I was hoping she would mature later, and we could be together then
It was the best way to end our realtionship

forget the advice i gave you fag

töte dich selbst.

She was never with me because I didnt want to be with her. Listen, I posted this here because only here can i get unbiased opinions, but you have to believe me or youre just coming off as a "know it all"
She liked me, I could tell, she said she did and it confirmed it

Live and live user.

You played yourself, now move on to fresher fish

> I could have done what I do best, break people down...

You give them that first tip of your trilby, and just reel them in from there I assume? When you show them your katana are they usually scared or awed?

Cringe. This is an 18+ board.
Saged

Yeah, then I put my ring with an A standing for atheist on it and punch them in the face
fuck off cunt

They get so wet, it floods. The correct response to neckbeards.

you sound stupid as shit. Go see your shrink as soon as they're back because you need that shit.

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You should post this on
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How is it NONE of their fucking suits fit?

Maybe the first faggot with the willy wonka outfit.

>the superiority complex is triggered

ITT: OP is an autistic 16 year old

>instead, I tried for once to play things smart
This whole story is retarded. Stop trying to hurt others to feel better about yourself. That shit is cunty gossip sounding shit. Do you have a vagina?

pederu?

More Cara needed in this thread.