Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP in>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Mero claimed!

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mero
Who is your mistress?

Oy vey a fresh waifu thread, just in time!

Sorry, I dont think I understand.

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thank me later
>iFuck Tonight.com

gooood morning

Mero wants a tragic unrequited romamce she wants to be the girl you love but your heart loves another. Did you even watch?
Boops nose

Tenryuu claimed

This is correct, but only because i only played Birthright so far
>But i have the other 2 versions too

I am just drinking some alcohol so I can just pretend it isn't there
also you don't understand it's the ENTIRE weekend
Elise is god tier idk what you mean, you clearly didn't do her support conversations

Well then you have no right to say who is good or bad kek

How is that rood

[???]

Watched, read, rewatched, reread. Its my favorite series.
Later in the manga, after actually experiencing one of her fantasies (Kurusu and Miia actually going out in the aquarium, with her being there on the side) she felt a little heartbroken, and started to look for a diffrent kind of tragedy (Darling dying, being seperated from him etc.).

To be fair, she died near the end of Birthright

You're rood
So now you have to die?

that's why birthright sucks

It still is just a fantasy. I dont belive its what she even really wants, as she did try to nurse Darling back to health despite fawning over how romantic it would be if he died.

But does her vagina smell like human?

How am I rood? I just got REEEEEEEEEEd at for no reason.

Pretty sure she'd still let you have a 3way

>meeni

I dont think so, no. Mero smells like fish all over.

I doubt I'd want one. I'll be happy with just my fish, thank you very much.

cute

Well yeah humans smell like people everywhere...except their vagina which smells like fish

But its closest to her tail.

Now whos rood. Calling me names for no reason.

No you called me meeni for no reason last night and that is why you are rood
I thought it was righ under the start of her tail tbh

>internet keeps going out

So you living under a bridge now?
Pls tell what i missed?

Whut?

Did you find a new job?
What happened with your wife?
Weren't you well off, where did all the mo ey go?

If Im to belive all the lewd art, its right above the start of it.

Oh, sorry, I forgot pic.

>I did get another job 2 actually one right after the other and am waiting on another better one
>wife and I are good
>I've never been well off as i am now
I have a 1200 sqft apartment with a gym, pool, hottub, and all appliances included.
It makes sense

I claim twintelle, I called it

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did you get a better fidget spinner?

I've never owned a fidget spinner, and I never will

oh what? aren't you the guy with autism name sync? You posted a fidget spinner in your hand yesterday

I'm one of them, yes

there are multiple? Well that's just confusing

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There's a King, Mai, and a Duke, myself. There used to be a Knight and Bishop too

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where did they go? My bad I didn't notice but now I remember he was the king, whoops

They both come around. They just took it out.

F to pay respects because waifu is fucking de-

oh I see. who started the joke?

I think I started it. Then someone did some silly online autism test. Then Mai had a "better" score than I did so he took my crown of autism :(

False king is now the duke.

Tomoko is becoming popular again thanks to /bant/

Why do I feel so dissatisfied?

so you're the originial. I don't think that's how being a king works

Hey hey~~

Knight me Yuno
It doesn't really matter that much anyway. It's just a bunch of letters that anyone can put there anyway

hihi

I bet i can get hands down a better score, gimme that test and prepare to bow to your new king.

Gonna go mow
Ask Mai for it

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Night me Nyx

like this? :^)

keep forgetting pictures damn

I wish i knew who Mai is...

-Pokes from a long distance- Found you~

hihi, was i hard to find?

Since you have a 2hu waifu maybe you can help me out.

On /bant/ some heterochromatic eyed, parasol having 2hu has been posted time and time again but I can never figure out her name.

I don't like having a popular waifu, I can understand why you'd be conflicted

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Well, I actually know exactly why I am not satisfied.

It's all /r9k/ posting.

>Heterochromatic
It has to be Kogasa Tatara, no doubts about it, you're welcome ^.^ -Said with Dwayne Johnson voice-

Not at all since luckily for me your face is fairly simple to remember and on top of that you have your name as a filename of each picture, my memory is really bad but i didn't forget yet about you u.u

>Kogasa Tatara
Yup. That's her alright. Thanks.

why do you like her? she looks terrible with those bags under her eyes. And based off of the pictures of her, she seems like some kind of weird slut

Hi

what's wrong with r9k? because they are all autists?

I like her eyes. They are the first thing that drew me to her.
Picture is misleading. She's just your average fujoshi.
Also, can't be a slut if you're a virgin. Checkmate.

Back in my day, /r9k/ was called bawwwwwwwwwww threads on Sup Forums.

Hello

Not her but speaking for myself, sure Tomoko may have a few minor blemishes, but she is still really cute. A lot of her appeal comes from the fact that she sort of reminds me of myself: a bit misunderstood and thus socially alienated.

Don't even mention it. What did you need the name for btw?

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Just curiosity.

She was being posted on /bant/ and Sup Forums past couple of days and I didn't want to sort through the 200+ 2hus just to find one.

Quick! Factor x^2 + x - 6

No

I am claiming Audrey Belrose from HuniePop as my waifu because I'm a fucking retard.

Math is gross

Kek, i see you're being optimist if you really think they are just 200+.

Please, not here as well.

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YOU TAKE THAT BACK THIS INSTANCE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

wut???

It was simply to exaggerate the staggering number of waifubait autists one autistic man has foisted onto Japanese Culture.

>trips
O-okay Math isn't gross

Lole i've never had factoring in school...
Solution should be
(x-2)(x+3)

(x--2)(+[sqrt x^2)+-3) thnx