/heem/: dana edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Cro Cop retires
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/816417368406687746

>Todd Grisham joins UFC Broadcast team
mmafighting.com/2017/1/3/14160086/ufc-adds-espn-wwe-vet-todd-grisham-to-broadcast-team

>Todd Duffee returns at UFC 209
mmafighting.com/2017/1/3/14160274/todd-duffee-returns-against-mark-godbeer-at-ufc-209

>Cody East accused of kneeing girlfriend in head, dragging her by hair
mmafighting.com/2017/1/3/14159562/ex-ufc-fighter-cody-east-accused-of-kneeing-girlfriend-in-head-dragging-her-by-hair

>Bader interested in going to Bellator
mmamania.com/2017/1/3/14158782/ryan-bader-ufc-has-special-place-in-my-heart-bellator-mma-intriguing-fights

>Former WSOF Flyweight champ signs with UFC
twitter.com/mma_kings/status/816430138388807680

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bloodyelbow.com/2017/1/3/14156696/paulie-malignaggi-if-mcgregor-intends-to-win-a-fight-he-shouldnt-fight-anyone-that-knows-how-to-box
streamable.com/x6s85
youtube.com/watch?v=PEPerIGjjm0&feature=youtu.be&t=239
youtu.be/RWNRL9GXl7c
gol.dnevnik.hr/clanak/mma/mirko-cro-cop-filipovic-gost-u-dnevniku-nove-tv---462517.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Schaub Bless

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this is the real thread

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>>Cro Cop retires
Wrong. He'll be back.

>>Todd Grisham joins UFC Broadcast team
who da fook is dat guy

>>Todd Duffee returns at UFC 209
ok

>>Cody East accused of kneeing girlfriend in head, dragging her by hair
The only fight he can win.

>>Bader interested in going to Bellator
The only fights he can win.

>>Former WSOF Flyweight champ signs with UFC
wgaf

gooby bless

>thread wars

Leave Cody to me.

Cro Cop will never be back
The WSOF champ is a good addition to a division short on talent

Why dont edmond teach Ronda his wushu instead of boxing?
youtube.com/watch?v=Kxk41lINCq8&t=53s

>trying to best the undisputed p4p /heem/ champion of thread wars

kek

AUTISTIC OP TRIGGERED

FUCK THIS THREAD

i posted that and im not the op. nobody wants you here

You're the one sperging out
I'm relaxing in a bathtub right now

where do we post

This one

i could heem all of you

Post proof

New TAM radio episode lads get in here, featuring the CHAMP cody

youtube.com/watch?v=2ngumAQ_bmk

>posting this on the internet
fucking disgusting, kys effin dork

this british dude is so mad about not being OP. ive never seen any one more mad on Sup Forums

>literal shitposting

I can understand getting a bit mad but posting literal pics of shit in your toilet? Thats so insane I cant even describe it with words

dude wtf please delet this i'm trying to browse family friendly content with my pregnant wife

YOU KNOW THAT CROATIAN? STIPIOCIC. I LOVE THAT CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER. HE GOT THAT IMMIGRANT MENTALITY.

Brits are embarrassing

when these threads get moved to /asp/ it wont be funny anymore

Conor pls

Doubt hes actually mad hes just mocking the op

this is the after effects of Ronda fighting. casuals stick around for a while and shit up the place. this time its literally. they'll leave when ronda leaves eventually

>British flag

why am i so attracted to her?

pls send help. i want to go balls deep

Think hes banned lad

My post

Khalabab would wreck Stipiocic

she has the structures to be powerful around your junk with all orifices

basically a the least ugly snu snu at a maintainable size

FIRST WITH THE JAB, JAB DOUBLE JAB, CHEST JAB!... THEN YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WAAAANTH!!!!

This bitch got a nose on her though goddamn

Studboy predicted the outcome exactly, greatest analyst of all time

HOWLING

>hacks up a lung
DAWG IM TELL YOU
>stuffs more weed in mouth
LISTEN UP COCKSUCKA
>drools on microphone
KALABEEB VERSUS FRANKIE FUCKIN EDGAH IM TELLIN YOU THAT GOATFUCKIN MUTHAFUCKA DOESN'T WANT NONE OF JERSEY, I WAS BUYING COKE OFF FRANKIE EDGAHS UNCLE IN 19 FUCKIN 79 AND I WAS HIGH AS A MUTHAFUCKA, THOSE PEOPLE DON'T FUCK AROUND DAWG THEY GOT THAT IMMIGRANT MENTALITY
>has heart attack

bloodyelbow.com/2017/1/3/14156696/paulie-malignaggi-if-mcgregor-intends-to-win-a-fight-he-shouldnt-fight-anyone-that-knows-how-to-box
Pretty good article desu. Paulie is pretty smart and is not just saying MMA sucks/Boxing good.

Bunda please?

it was, trust me
the pinprick pains in my back have also gone away
ta, la

Indeed

Studboy bless

The fact you're this surprised by the fact baths help your body relax is worrying.
Do you not wash much?

wow good read and totally on point

>help relax your body

i was unclogging my pores, goof
keep posting pictures of shit

>it helped relax my back pain
Yeah no shit chubby that's what warm water does

I bet you started the joey diaz thread on Sup Forums. Say what you want man the guy is fuckin funny.

>OH JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>THIS IS HEART AGAINST FUCKING SKILL, JOE ROGAN
>FUCK
>THERES A NEW 155 CHAMP. WHERE'S CONOR MCGREGOR NOW??? WHERES CONOR MCGREGOR NOW???
>CONOR MCGREGOR YOU BETTER PACK 8 LUNCHES IF YOU WANNA FUCK WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
>You ain't beating this kid for the next two or three fights. You ain't beatin em. This kid's a fucking Philadelphia guy. You're done. Lights out bitch

>Yeah no shit chubby that's what warm water does

i'm aware of this
why are you telling me things I already know

I LOVE THOSE BOOGERS. THEY'RE LIKE FUCKING CANDY CANES WITH COKE ON EM. YOU INHALE THEM ITS LIKE GOING TO THE DENTIST FOR FREE.

Kek, no, but I am looking at it now.
I do love me some Joey Diaz though.

Will be hilarious to see the faces of these bums once Mayweather gets decimated inside two rounds by McGregor.

you also don't seem to be understanding the exact nature of the back pain
it wasn't an ache like a tense muscle, it was more like the sensation you get when your leg falls asleep and you try to walk around

streamable.com/x6s85

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Although hes right i somehow feel a one dimensional boxer stands less chance in the octagon than an MMA fighter in a ring.

While hes right about superman punching etc and angles, im sure *some* boxers could get caught off guard from angles they might not be used to or a superman punch.

On avg i think 8 out of 10 times if not more the boxer wins vs an mma guy in the ring tho

That was about Alvarez right? I dont recall how he backpeddled that shit.
Same. Love me some J. Diaz shitposting

boxers also tend to have a mind set disadvantage.

most boxers exist outside of the mma mindset.

most mma fighters would lose a point in a boxing match after getting into it

>rogan thinks Nunes can beat up men now
what the fuck is wrong with that guy? Even Danny Castillo and Studboy are fed up with him, Rogan is going to be a disgrace to MMA very soon.

>triggered

lol, he ain't right. Why is the boxing community so against this fight happening? The answer is fear.

Do you think the MMA community would be against Mayweather fighting MMA if he wanted to? Of course not.

McGregor shatters Mayweather's jaw inside 2 rounds of boxing.

DOLLA DOLLA BILLS YALL

>>Cro Cop retires

How can anyone tell?

>your in the bar and this guy slaps you're gf ass
what do?

Yep, that was the RDA vs. Alvarez fight.
>youtube.com/watch?v=PEPerIGjjm0&feature=youtu.be&t=239

When will whites learn to fight?

James Toney is your boy, right bitch?

youtu.be/RWNRL9GXl7c

pressure fight him and avoid the jab

Is there a bigger meme than Duane Ludwig? it's pretty obvious at this point that TAM is the reason TJ won and Ludwig did fuck all except get hyped up by Rogans retarded bitch ass

cro cop himself said it on croatian TV
gol.dnevnik.hr/clanak/mma/mirko-cro-cop-filipovic-gost-u-dnevniku-nove-tv---462517.html

he needs someone to hype up, and cyborg is a roider

Why is Rogan so obsessed with female meme fighters and if the can beat men or not??

Is he a feminist sleeper agent?

>im sure *some* boxers could get caught off guard from angles they might not be used to or a superman punch.

>McGregor shatters Mayweather's jaw inside 2 rounds of boxing.

I hate boxing and the douche boxing "community" but mfw you guys have no idea.

>cro cop himself said it on croatian TV

Oh I believe it, but it seems as if he's been retired pretty much since Gonzaga cro-copped him.

I can smell the fear.

Tell 400K PPV man Mayweather to stop ducking.

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Why do we love Schaub

god me too

Will Bisping fight Romero or Woodley next? I personally think that he's afraid of Romero.

either way dat boy be getting BLACKED

Dont get me wrong i would love it if mcgregor would put floyd to sleep. Odds are its gonna be a decision for floyd

voidless opinions

I do have an idea thats why i made a very reasonable statement.

>tfw you're spotted in bed with the Nogueira brothers practising your 'jiu-jitsu'

Is Rogan the Steven Segal of MMA, literally everything he associates with is a giant fucking meme

DORKS FROM BRAZIL DOTCHE COMMEH

>Nick passed on a Lawler fight according to Rogan

lmao this album is something else
>me want tha punani

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I think the boxing community wants what is likely Floyd's last fight to go to another younger boxer who could use the rub, even if they lose. Connor's not going to do anything for the sport of boxing, win or lose.

>When the girls start to strut
>you could look at her butt
>but you shouldn’t do that
>Think about just that because her clothes are >just as pretty
>They’re not just to cover her kitty

Steven is a lyrical genious, and probably a better MMA coach than Edmond

nobody wants to take those robbie lawler punches

but cowboy

cowboy calls his ass out for 208, much better comain. I don't care if cowboy wins the belt, he just has to fight everybody, magny, larkin, saffidiene, dong, cheisa, dariush, khabib, tony, mcgoobs, woodley thompson, etc etc.

be the glue that ties these massive dissions of fighters together, like good old miller and lauzon doing gods work organizing prospects, but in cowboy's case contendors

Whatever makes the boxing community more angry i support, most those retards act like elitists and don't even acknowledge MMA and pretend they are still relevant

its funny because he recruited some pretty big names in dancehall to work on that album