I'll start
Cringiest RYM reviews
David Ortiz
Adam Campbell
wat
Charles Roberts
Any finulanu review where he uses conversational prose
Ryan Morales
oh my god what the fuck
Carter Price
anything by seattle junkie queen
please shut the fuck up
Aaron Allen
anything by strangecharm
Ethan Gomez
literally any review with upvotes because rym loves to give unfunny jackoffs attention
Dylan Perez
...
Josiah Ross
...
Ryan Scott
>tfw sweating every time I open threads like this for fear Sup Forums will discover my rambling RYM shit from 2009
Dominic Barnes
We will find you eventually, user-- you can't hide forever....
Charles Russell
this is the worst one by far
Xavier Cruz
...
Cameron Ramirez
fuck
Mason Moore
Vito's reviews are straight trash but he was nice to me so I don't mind
Zachary Bennett
...
Ian Cooper
...
Jaxon Price
...
Wyatt Rivera
Not a review, still made me laugh
Isaiah Torres
...
Parker Gutierrez
Is this the actual Richard Stallman?
I knew he was autistic but Christ.
Brayden Reed
this is a review of a future song
Cooper Ward
seattle_junkie_queen's reviews of anything by female artists are just weirdly creepy
Ryder Cruz
>You won't even have to go to jail that way, and you'll still get the twisted satisfaction of stealing the precious innocence of a little girl!
ima look into his other reviews
Evan Adams
this is what a Sup Forumstant looks like
Daniel Bennett
this lol
Ryan Johnson
does anyone remember that autistic kid who would rate albums on a point scale? he had like 5 categories (one of them was album art) and he would rate down to the decimal point. then he would tabulate the results and come up with an average
Christopher Price
Any finulanu review written before 2014