Did you like Cloverfield Lane?

Did you like Cloverfield Lane?

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no

no. It was garbage. Ending ruined everything.

Spoilers! The bitch survived alien chemweapon in a handmade hazmat and then killed a giant walker with Molotov cocktail

>why didn't you like my flick, user?

Yes

People who claim not to like well-made entertaining movies are incontinent mouth breathing degenerates. And beyond pleb

Pure unaltered thighkino

Shit ending tho 8/10

>fat belly

dropped.

>homosexual post

dropped

yes

>life is in danger
>still tries to grab a selfie

At least they captured how retarded women are well

wrong actress

Sershabros are welcome

>ywn become an acclaimed director and cast MEW in your upcoming horror-comedy flick, about a woman who becomes a serial killer and kills her victims by method of seducing them, then choking them to death with her powerful thighs mid-coitus
>ywn cast yourself in a minor cameo-type role as "Victim #2"

wrong actress

Why fucking live

This. We went from a perfect thriller to some random Michael Bay boom fest

>posting this thread again

>the shot is done
>she spots your rock hard erection
>"haha user such an unfortunate accident"

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Damn, she's really athletic

gotta keep dat 10/10 body on point

I want to reincarnete as that rope

do women get off on teasing us ?

yeah

for sure

i did

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Comfy movie.
Actually got annoyed she still conspired to leave after that guy died. I was super jealous of her. I just wanted to be alone with Howard in a comfy bunker too, and get fed ice cream.

Both her eyes are moving. Am I stupid or something? I thought she had a glass eye.

Men yes, but not us.

>falling for weak memes

Also glass eye tech is pretty good these days, the reat test is changing the degree of lighting suddenly

Fuck off Saorise, horse faced bitch.

It's their lifeblood

cute!
CUTE!

nice meem

Lol would you want to stay alone in a bunker with a murderer? He could murder you

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Howard did not murder anyone. Emmet said himself that he planned to make a weapon to get Howards gun.
Howard killed in self defense.

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I'd eat her burger.

Oh fuck I love her fat thighs

shitty fucking movie

What didn't you like about it? Was it the ending?

The ending had me rolling my eyes. Pretty lame.

What's her role in swiss army man ?

Is it significant ?

we all do, user
we all do

The ending let me down, felt like it was trying too hard to force a sequel.

parp

she's too fat

you are too gay

ur too gay

I like MEW but why are her eyes poo color :(

this fucking picture is 10 years old

no career bitch can't even get a new photo shoot

you have 0 aesthetics sense faggot

MEW looks the best with brown eyes

yes i did. i particularly liked MEW's part in it.

>swn piss in your mouth
;_;

no underwear

leave MEW alone

Was MEW's casting in Swiss Army Man an unsubtle fuck you to all the waifu nerds?

>Movie called 10 Cloverfield Lane
>Trailers show weird lights behind farmhouse
>Aliens constantly mentioned throughout the film
>People were surprised when aliens showed up

How fucking stupid can you be? The ending wasn't perfect (it should have ended when she noticing the space ship), but I am shocked at how few people knew weird shit would go down.

that's what I asked earlier

what is her role ?

It was a fun ride. They showed the aliens too much at the end which was kind of lame.

Why are MEW's soles so captivating? I normally don't like feet.

But her seem so powerful. So shapely. I want to kiss her soles.

If would have been perfect if the aliens killed her because it then would ahve been a movie about a woman who fucked everything up because she just wouldn't listen to a man and died because of her own idiocy.

Instead they make her a mary sue at the very end justifying her bullshit in the minds of cucks.

I want to worship her like a deity

Yeah so like I was hinting at I think her Character was mostly there to act as an object of lust and to show how putting people on a pedastal before even talking to them is dangerous.

I think Daniels are pretty aware about how sensitive nerds that have similarities to Dano's character are particularly prone to making this mistake, so they cast MEW to blend fiction with reality.

Good shit even if a bit blunt.

explain your feelings

w-why is my mouth water?

>tfw ywn have a gf with legs and feet as beautiful as MEW's

Brown eyed girls are best eyed girls, get out of here with your shit taste

>Webm
>on phone
Fugg

don't worry

it's perfectly normal

>he doesn't have infuse

those soles. imagine being beneath them.

>MEW will never strip naked and stand on your face, allowing you to consume the essence of her perfect soles and catch fleeting glimpses of her delicious fat MEWbutt jiggling above you

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>using iShit phones

She wants to march in place while standing full-weight on your face. How long can you last before you start to cry?

two stomps at most

and its tears of joy

>tfw I only last three or four solid stomps before my penis starts crying intensely
>tfw she giggles at me for cumming so quickly
>tfw she wont let me bury my face in her perfect butthole until I can take at least ten stomps
fug

Such curvaceous soles.

isn't that the movie they changed the last 5 mins and claimed it was part of a popular franchise just so it wouldn't bomb

I did

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no you didn't

Howard killed the girl he lied about being his daughter

>is water wet

if it makes you feel better

thanks :3c

It was ok.

So the rumors are true ?

>tfw not considered a man unless you are/have:
>6'1" or taller
>7" or longer donger
>perfect muscles with 15% or less bodyfat
>a job making $75k/yr or more
>your own car and house

yeah, she has a disgusting outie

Do you not get off on teasing women?

>75k a year

This is such an arbitrary amount. Unless you have children or some kind of expensive lifestyle or drug habit you can make 40k a year seem like as much as you want.

what's the next for her career ?

in her ass amirite

riding my face

a baby