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comfy goobert edition

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what does heem mean

it's a slang term for hennessy whiskey

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What does heem mean?

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He
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why is everyone so scared of Mickey?

this is better

Don't trust the bubble&squeak, this is the real thread.

Unironically, what was your biggest letdown in 2016?

>Joe Schilling getting merked with a spining back fist
>Lawler getting B L A C K E D and then turning down Cerrone
>DC cancelling days before (I didn't expect much but I was still disappointed.

Check out old pride fights with Alistair overreem with Japanese commentary and you'll find out

>Felix! Que mierda es un waifu?

Allisteer Oooovreeem!

REEM

Wtf man you're not supposed to tell people that

>Joe Schilling getting merked with a spining back fist
that was great

this man not coming back

What is the best knockout in the history of MMA?

Does anyone else find it unsettling that sage northcutt goes from polite yes sir to throwing unnecessary elbows on ko'd people.

That kid has a fake personality

youtube.com/watch?v=PXuHTPGiumg

I struggle to believe this is THE single best knockout in history.

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REAL THREAD

it was the most talked about, and no one expected it.

His dad has control of his life. When he finally gets the old man to fuck off we'll see a sage who gets more fucked up at wild parties than Jones

I don't care about the context of the knockout, I wanna know the best knockout.

there is something wrong with him though I can't put my finger on what it is tho

desu i think he's a legit sociopath

where do we post

youtube.com/watch?v=xn33HGa0pBA

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those thighs

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>___ will expose conor

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>finding blacks attractive

Fedor did the same thing. Went from the most polite and mild mannered guy to trying to kill the guy when in a fight.

the blonde in the red is nicer senpai

I thought slomo would be better but that bit of sand wigged me outd

>finding white bitches attractive
Yeah, but when sage unloads you can see a lot of anger in him. He's definitely got some pent up shit brewing.

>sweden
I expecting nothing less

>not wanting to COLONISE an attractive darkie

Your forefathers would be ashamed of you.

Is Sage a virgin?

>Schaub thinks Jon Jones would beat Brock Lesnar

As soon as Bork felt that first eyepoke he'd drag Jones into a corner and punch him into a new identity.

Brock would lose to Jones in a wrestling match.

I like this thread the best of the 3

gross

hell no

Bork is too big. Especially in a sport like wrestling size is the deciding factor.

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do you realize that I shouldn't fap while in the office???

Already done

youtube.com/watch?v=N15VdNMPh24

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what are you, a square?

GOD
BECAUSE HE'S GOD'S GIFT TO MAN

don't reply to me you filthy turk

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Her current edgy phase makes my deng hard

JoJo

Frankie losing to cartel Aldo at 200. I really wanted Frankie to get the interim.

Roided much?

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Is that meant to be funny?

I'm a shy guy, that's what it is. I cannot be seen walking around with a jungle fever induced boner.

>everyone who looks better than me is roiding

nah she's just had plastic surgery

>Guys that were thinking they want to be gay, guys in their family and shit, that wanna get their dick sucked will have a few drinks in 'em and they go to hudson county park to see if there was someone there to get their dick sucked. Like, before I went to your show last night, Shandra said park in this lot, I didn't park in that lot. I parked in the lot that was empty and when I was walking over there some dude kept making weird eye contact with me... He wanted to suck dick.

I thought it was.

Why does no one talk about the fact that Conor intentionally gave up his back so he wouldn't get finished with strikes?

He chose getting choked out so he could still have the NO ONE CAN KNOCK ME OUT YEH excuse

shame the rematch made your shitposting irrelevant lad
m8 he's sub 8% bodyfat. I'd bet money on him using winstrol

conor is fearless

fuck up nigel

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that is down to an oppinion you fucking mongloid.

Barboza vs Etem

perhaps he is asking for your opinion

Lesnar gorillafucks dudes. He couldn't outwrestle Cain, despite Cain plausibly being able to cut to LHW, and Jones weighed in at 240 against Hendo.

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Looking forward to mcgrubber knocking out Cody Garfunkel at 145 lads

youtu.be/N1O4hLg_zWE

Someone gave him an opinion and he did not like it. The dude is a clown.

conrad cant make 145 anymore m8

>He couldn't outwrestle Cain

like 2 montha after having a quarter of his intestines removed

Which fighters have earned boy status from everybody? Fighters that nobody dislikes?

Rumble? JDS? Moosassy? Lawler?

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Cowboy

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Nelson is a twat.
Cowboy is a racist homophobic asshole.

goosey moosey

Barboza vs Etim was better

What is the OPTIMAL weight for fighting lads if there was no limit in heavyweight would huge cunts be winning all the time

>Moosassy? Lawler?

I dislike both of these.

Tyron killing the Lawler made me so happy.

>Cowboy is a racist homophobic asshole.

She lost m8, get over it.

Don't leave Melbourne, faggot

tyreese plz

For what reason would you hate Lawler. He gave us some of the spiciest fights in the last two years. Also he's a chilled out guy.

I disagree!

>Nelson is a twat.

How can anybody dislike Roy Nelson?