How do you plan on turning thirty, Sup Forums

How do you plan on turning thirty, Sup Forums

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rich,handsome and successful.

It's too late for me. Save yourselves.

I might kill myself before then.

i quit my job and haven't worked in 13yrs, comfy

Face it, you're going to be 30, then 31 and then 38, how are you going to handle that?

You have a bad Carfax?

Stop shilling this tranny fucker

I'm going to own a house and be in the best shape of my life for sure, I'm working very hard to make those goals happen. hopefully have a family too by then. 28 btw

A fat no-life virgin. Oh wait, that happened already.

You can make fresh tap?

CHUCK!

>I'd just like to get to know you
>buuut
>If any of you like me
>we can gooo
They're trying to reach you Sup Forums

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I do not plan on turning 30.

British

You know what happens when you have people with high testosterone who are angry? They flip over cars and kill politicians

I won't make it to 30 desu~

30 isn't that old if you're a guy.

>turning 30 in October
>literally a stereotype failure basement dweller on autismbux

it wasn't supposed to be like this

Mate

Ideally I finally have my shit together and am settling into my career and getting married

and we can't have that, I don't like that

ITS A SHOW IN BRITAIN!

Please use these high resolution grabs I took instead of the abysmal youtube ones spread around

He's Australian.

Yes, they are just caps you took, I'm sure that's true Sam.

My 401k should vest right around that time, then I'll decide if I want to remain at my firm and go for partner, or leave my firm and try to find an in-house position.

Give us some hi-res CEO.

I'm 30. Life is a lot better then when I was 20. If anything, my Carfax is too clean.

ok chad

10 years left hopefully society will have begun to truly crumble and everyone will be miserable like myself

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more pls

With rope around my neck.

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SUPER BUSY

i don't

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HI RES TRANNY CHARLIZE

keep going

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Quietly in a few months. Everyone I know thinks I'm 28.

That's some faggot tier shit to lie about your age

Why is th'chon frothing over this ugly dude's terrible comedy? It's absurdly bad.

I think I kinda get that he's like the alpha in a group of losers at high school, like at the cafeteria, at the shitty table by the bins, he's the guy doing impressions and telling jokes, but by any normal standard he's a fucking faggot.

[niacin flush intensifies]

THANK YOU

this is meaningless

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I get the impression you watched part of one MDE video and didn't really dig it and are now dismissing it completely.

Give this one a try and see if you like it:

youtu.be/JuZBgxTwtIE

can someone please provide me with working magnet of the first episode of this show?

10 years to go here, give me advice

>two of the three episodes so far someone has broken character

join the army

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>sam hyde's foetal alcohol syndrome face
>acne
>weird ass hairline
>terrible facial hair

I didn't lie. I told them two years ago how old I was and then never had a birthday party again. Throwing parties for yourself is for faggots. All my friends are so self-involved they hadn't realized that they'd all aged and I hadn't. I never lied. If I told them now they'd start planning me a shitty ""party"" that I wouldn't want to attend anyway as they never invite anyone new and it's always just them. If I'm going to a party, it's to meet women, not hear about your shitty life for twelve hours or play cucky board games.

Anyway you're probably right. I'll tell them after it happens.

leave now. RUN, BOY, RUN

it'll go by in no time. Im about 6 months away

>not something easier to digest like maggot cop or murder charls or prodigal stunna

The quality on these pics looks like they're from the raw tapes.
I smell Sam

>"tranny fucker" as an insult on Sup Forums

newfag pls

What was he referencing?

study hard, work hard, beat your procrastination by any means possible

limit internet usage, go out in the real world

work out

read red pill shit on dating to rewire your brain on females and fuck lots of girls

maggot cop got boring pretty fast

I would've gone with ideas man, myself.

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1080 is up on btn
i smell normie

How do you pay rent?

Kill yourself now, the good does not outweigh the bad.

> tfw that was literally me
It was all fun and games for awhile but now I'm in college and think about suicide everyday.

Gonna get drunk...alone...probably on Sup Forums.
Fuck my life.

Turning 25 in September

Gonna leave Sup Forums that day and never look back. Failure is not an option.

>fuck lots of girls
Pretty degenerate, m8

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welfare housing is free in europe. you don't have to pay for anything if you're unemployed.

Read charlies lips

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You're using the word friend wrong

I'm 33 AMA

By living another 3 years and 8 days.

Wish me a happy birthday next Monday you fucking pricks.

What the fuck was he trying to say?

Old man here, I cannot fathom why you are spending your youth on here.

This is why socialism fails every time, friends. Take note.

I turned 30 last november, living with my much younger gf and working an ok job

Honestly things could be worse, and they were a few years back

a sincere happy birthday to you in 8 days senpai

Ten years? Fuck, man. Learn an instrument, read more, learn to code, travel. Fucking get some hobbies that can earn you money down the road. Eat well, exercise, learn to dress well.
Make it a goal to learn something small every day, something big every month and master a new thing every year. Don't worry about learning everything, just pick the subjects you enjoy and work towards being adept at it.
Don't worry about getting a high paying job at 20. Just make some money and build your skill set and put your all into it. The people you worked for and with often lead to new opportunities. When you feel you've learned everything there is to learn about a job and there's no way up don't waste your time continuing to work there.
At the end of every month ask yourself, "If my life were a book did this last chapter progress the story or was it just filler?" and make corrections next month based on your answer.
I wasted so much time not doing things I should have, don't fuck up like I did.

32 and pondering suicide every day at work. Livin' da dream.

>tfw thinking about how your mind used to work when you was younger
It's very strange looking back

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All this is too ideal, nobody is this perfect.

I wish I was strong enough to follow this advice, but it's just not gonna happen.

Why havent you offed yourself, what keeps you going?

I'm 31 and have been married for 4 years. You don't have to leave and still have a normal life. I just don't post as much as I used to.

how bad was it? what has changed?

Just relax and survive. You'll work until you're 80 anyway.

What's he saying?

VOTE TRUMP

Also that is a Trump Beanie but its censored

Well I figure I'll wake up on the day that occurs thirty years after my birth and will be thirty. It's not like it's a magical process that requires work.

I was doing that from around the age of 27 to 30. Now I'm 31 and I've mellowed out just a little. I must be in the Acceptance phase.

real easy to tell Nick started lifting, he's gotten cute, built good