How do the stars have such great skin? what's their secret?

How do the stars have such great skin? what's their secret?

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Money

They spend money on skin treatments and wear makeup in public

>healthy diet
>regular exercise
>low stress job/life
>makeup/studio lights

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You know what a great skincare secret is, no matter how old you are or if you're male or female?

don't drink booze like a fish

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Fish don't drink booze

And dead people don't actually start spinning in a grave when something outrageous happens. It's a figure of speech, you meme-for-brains

I'm pretty sure snorting coke constantly would be just as bad if not worse than drinking heavily

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If they didn't have great skin they wouldn't be stars.

I wouldn't know as I've never done it and don't know any coke addicts/users, but all the people who I know from HS who started drinking 10-11 years ago (age ~13) all look like they're in their mid 30's by now.

Seriously, some of the girls I went to HS with look like they need to go pick up the grandkids after re-financing their mortgage on their vacation home in Sonoma and they're only ~23-25

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I'm saying that you fucked up because you're a moron. The phrase is, "drink like a fish." You made it too specific the way a weird ESL foreigner would have

I literally didn't have any acne, scars or anything wrong to my skin.

Just don't have shit genetics and wash your face mongoloids

uhh

The figure of speech is "drink like a fish," not "drink booze like a fish," because fish don't drink booze.

Only reddit nu-males focus this hard on internet grammar but thanks

If you have dirty pores, use an exfoliant scrub

everyone who does blow does it alongside with heavy drinking
bc mixing both is the bee's knees

coke is only good when you're are drinking actually

Depends on whether or not you have sensitive skin. I like that cetaphil stuff, it works great.

Everyone in the local bar scene who does coke does it to "sober up", supposedly. I've never really been into uppers or drinking, that stuff is awful for your health

wut, coke and alcohol will get you way more fucked up

Make up

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The way i've had it explained to me is if you do a little bump/snort after you haven't been drinking for a while, it just "perks you up"/"sobers you up" like a cup of coffee in the morning

Don't like your own posts, third world finngolian

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Every time I go to the mirror my forehead is oily. What should I do?

I guess that can work too, but since alcohol and cocaine metabolize into another, stronger drug it seems counter productive.

use less soap, get soap without conditioner/alcohol in it, wash it off quickly

webmd.com/beauty/aging/its-not-your-mothers-skin-or-is-it

netdoctor.co.uk/seniorshealth/features/greatskin.htm

mayoclinic.com/health/alcohol/SC00024

webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/features/how-life-affects-aging-skin?

Dermatologists

go to a dermatologist

Take zinc tablet supplements and magnesium to help absorb the zinc

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don't attribute my (You)s to someone else, look at all these (You)s

Microderm abrasian

>If you have dirty pores, use an exfoliant scrub
yeah this does not make your pores smaller

Plastic surgery

>genes
>money

youtube.com/watch?v=46-WNPlCYsg

Do you have long hair? If so, shorten it especially in the front.

botox erryday

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Gee, I wonder.

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the secret is to never wash your face or shower