Floridian man shoots brother over burger

>A Florida man is accused of killing his brother over an argument that involved a cheeseburger, authorities say.

>Benjamin A. Middendorf, 25, shot his older brother during the dispute Thursday night, police said in a statement.

>The fight started after the victim Nicholas Middendorf, their mother and a third man returned from a night of drinking, according to a police report

>"I just shot my brother on accident," a man is heard yelling on a 911 call released by police in St. Cloud, Florida.

edition.cnn.com/2016/05/08/us/man-allegedly-kills-brother-over-cheeseburger/

>Ameriburgers
>Aryan Supremacy

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Ban Burgers!!!

A Man's Gotta Eat

Should have said his brother tried to take a bite
and I was just standing my ground (beef)

ITS JUST A BURGER BRO.

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It has no effect on Americans. From our perspective it's a dog eat dog situation. They got the dummy genes, so it's a good thing that both of them are removed from society.

Never get between an American and his burger.

Florida Man strikes again

It's our culture you bigots.

Never ever get in between an American and his burger

>The fight started after the victim Nicholas Middendorf, their mother and a third man returned from a night of drinking, according to a police report

>their mother and a third man

Hmm

>europoors and ausfailians don't settle their disputes with burger deathmatches

haha bet you third worlders haven't even heard of hot dog showdowns.

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He has the face of a chronic heroin user.

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You guys need to understand a little bit about this state and it's people and the only way to do that is to be live and experience for yourself the wonders of a floridian man and his daily routines.

The same dumb shit happens in other states, they're just more visible in Florida.

that meat looks nasty

freedom aint free

True patriot. God Bless Florida.

scratches should be meth, heroin would only show up where they inject

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>St. Cloud
I literally live right next to there. It's a trashy area filled with hicks.

Florida is on a different level than the rest of the states. Just google Florida man and get comfy.

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I would have done the same thing.

Florida is the only place I've heard of hobos going full zombie on people.

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>TFW The ausie bants meme is real

Florida man is always doing dumb shit.

sometimes you just wanna good burger

Rated below where it deserves: The Post

>implying this competitive male aggression won't translate to nationalist american patriotism that will kill all threats to american liberty

>>The fight started after the victim Nicholas Middendorf, their mother and a third man returned from a night of drinking, according to a police report
Who the fuck goes drinking with their mother?

>pretending that Florida Man is representative of Americans

Come on, little Australia, you have to do better than that.

Most likely it was something more than the burger. He probably hated the shit out of him

no goy, you must be weak and noble.
you must not have anyone who will fight for you.

Bet it was a nigger than who stole the bike...

Fucking smartphone, rip English2k16.

> returned from a night of drinking
> mug shot indicates some kind of fight occured first
> accident

nice try backwards flush