"About The Whole No-Guns Thing..."

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how doesn't debris fly into her face while driving at hihg speeds?

Honestly this.
Did Fox not think to put a fucking windshield on the thing?

For you

Why is tires so big

It's an emergency eject mode for the tumbler, it's not a motorcycle. Plus Batman has a face shield I'm sure he doesn't need a windshield.

I like the director's cut version of this scene more

what if a bee flys into Batman's mouth at high speed and stings his palatine uvula?

His cowl doesn't have lenses in the movies

It would be extremely painful.

where's her helmet

They're only big for you

warner bros really ruined nolan's true vision desu

good god that movie was bad

>giant tires
>no fenders
>head right above said tire

JUST SPRAY SHARDS OF GLASS AND ROCKS IN MY FACE PHAM

You're an individual of gargantuan stature.

I'm not a huge fan of the movie but I didn't realize how fucking stupid this scene and line is until just now.

FUCKING STUPID

my dad

>Says that he won't kill
>Goes on to kill a bunch of ninjas, Ra's,Two-face and Talia.
Why was Nolan Bats so retarded?

>include a scene where Bruce uses CSI magic to repair the plane's black box and isolates the audio so he knows who CIA was and understands the quip
>notices discrepancies with the flight plan and autopsies, but writes it off as part of Bane's heist plan
>use this that pic for the scene instead of the one with Catwoman
>Batman and CIA team up to deal with the bomb
>instead of Lucius Fox finding out the Bat's autopilot software was updated, he instead finds out there was a second passenger who continued flying it after Batman ejected
>no survivors of the crash this time around
The hero Gotham deserves.

Batman thinks he hasn't killed due to technicalities.

TECHNICALLY

>he didn't kill those ninjas. The building just got set on fire through his actions.

>he didn't kill Ra's. He just didn't save him.

>he didn't kill Two-face. The fall did.

>he didn't kill Talia. He was shooting at the truck, not her.

That's why he retired immediately following the events of the movie. He stopped lying to himself about his technicality BS.

reminder he meant "no guns" not "no killing", guns get boring after a while

Dude shut up. If I tackle you off a building, and tou fall tobyour death, I just fucking killed you. There's no goddamn technicality.

Can we use meme magic to make this a reality?

It has happened before...

>Not 'bee extremely painful'

Fuck you

>image.jpg

>he's probably better off this way
kek

>it's a nitpicking shit dick intentionally using a super early depiction of Batman instead of the current depiction of Batman that has been around far longer than said early version episode
Fuck off

True

His logic about killing Ra's was better
>It's not murder if I set up the circumstances leading to your death and refuse to save you!

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>mfw the batplane used to look like a literall bat
Kek, why can't we get movies about this instead of the grimmy Snyderverse shit?

>No-guns policy

Did Batman felt the Bern?

For an individual such as yourself

Wow

This isn't feasible. I am the one holding authority over this particular situation.

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Horse

How do you hit anything with those guns when it can't move and it's sitting far to the left and right of where you're aiming?

Its vehicle to vehicle not vehicle to person

are you forgetting the scene where he uses that mobile phone sonar?

This.

Bruce: "I refuse to behead this peasant murderer because I'm not an executioner...so I guess I'll just fling set these explosives off and roast all of you alive, instead!"

Why did Nolan put this giant faced bitch in an unironic sexual role?

But your side are the nitpickers. I don't hyperventilate when Batman sets somebody on fire.

Batman's "no kill" rule is fucking stupid now that it's not the silver age anymore.

I'm not saying he has to go straight to Frank tier, but still, it's outdated and could impede possible storytelling for the sake of a set of rules that no one follows anymore.

Shit, now that I think about it, DC probably keeps "no kill" in place to explain how Harley can explode dozens of children and Batman doesn't immediately snap her neck like a reasonable vigilante.

A gun would solve a lot of his problems.

No fun allowed anymore with Batman movies after the Schumacher films, feels bad man.

Wow

That... genuinely made me sad.

Do I care about CIA now?

>Did Fox not think to put a fucking windshield on the thing?
They did, but unfortunately since it was a Warner Brothers production they were powerless to stop it.

Wow

Why does she have an oculus rift on her face

Wiw

You should. CIA cares about you, Big Guy.

>not blam blam blam blam till he's dead

Yo

Do you think Bale fucked her?

Wow

Wow

Wow

yeah

That's a big wheel

Has there ever been a bigger "fuck you" to an audience before than when catwoman burst into the room and killed Bane with a fucking cannon?

"No"

Okay fair but he doesn't wear the lenses when he's on the bike

The others are a but of a stretch but the Two-face one is completely ridiculous. He killed him, straight up

I love Bill Wilson!

I'm a big guy btw

For you

Kino, pure kino

Wow

Wow

When Talia first stabbed Batman, why did he just sit there, look at her and do nothing while she monologued for a minute? Why didn't he just beat the shit out of her?

>he didn't kill Two-face. The fall did.

No you're missing this. That was the point of TDK. The Joker got Batman to break his rule.

The film placed literally no emphasis on it, though. We are meant to believe that Two-Face was killed by his own insanity.

>The film placed literally no emphasis on it, though

It didn't have to. It had just enough. From the first film, too.

>And tonight you're gonna break your one rule
>I'm considering it

>You...you just couldn't let me go

And then he tackles Dent off a building and Dent dies. Batman kills Dent. That's it man.

terrible film - why was the sound so bad and the action scenes all looked like a Warner Brothers world ride that had been left idle for too many winters?

Batman killing would make no sense. He isn't strong enough or powerful enough to become a mass murderer in a universe where there are gods who never kill and would destroy him if he started killing. Castle's a lunatic, he isn't meant to be a hero like Bruce

Wow

Wow

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probably shocked that the bitch he just slept with stabbed him.

It was kinda obvious though, she had markings on her back that were also on bane.

Wow

When did he see bane's back? Are you implying bane and bats did the dirty?

damn nigga.

its on the side of his head, not on his back.

Wow

i watched this trilogy 8 times and i still have no fucking clue who talia is

Wow

Wow

Wow

Warner Bros made this movie, not Fox.

;-)

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c-c-c-combo breaker

wow
you guys retarded cousins or what? he meant luscious Fox

It's cool. Batman kills people now

mmmmm luscious fox

The most retarded aspect of Batman was his unwillingness to kill though. He's extremely pragmatic.

>Hmmm Joker escaped from Arkham for the 5,923th time due to the corrupt prison/criminal justice system and more innocent people are dying
>well it's not my place to take justice into my own hands I should let the system do it's job teehee!~