/flip/ Elections General: current year man edition

>CURRENT YEAR MAN CALLS DUTERTE "TRUMP OF THE EAST"
youtube.com/watch?v=SLo67AdKTQ0

>LIBKEKS REACT TO DUTERTE
>Skip to 3:27
youtu.be/dTB5KhEa1AE?t=3m27s

What the fuck are you doing here on Sup Forums? GTFO and vote already

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Latest polls (SWS)

>Duterte 33%
>Poe 22%
>Roxas 20%

other news
>Populism and etc
bbc.com/news/world-asia-36223755

>Duterte Harry
theguardian.com/world/2016/may/08/philippines-duterte-harry-the-would-be-president-accused-of-using-death-squads

Free memes for everyone
>Fist Bump
youtube.com/watch?v=jDiaXYANolk

>ANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANO????
youtube.com/watch?v=9cZARremCoE

>Rape jokes and aussiebumms
youtube.com/watch?v=DgfC8xEIyFQ

>Putang ina nyo (Son of a bitch)
youtube.com/watch?v=6TldszXmG80

>The Duterte Finger
youtube.com/watch?v=X4b4hIdsFjc


Documentary dump
>Al Jewzeera on Duterte (FRONTRUNNER!!)
youtube.com/watch?v=7NrIcuBf7iU

>Mar Roxas - The fucking liberal guy
youtube.com/watch?v=thCDBol528E

>Angulo; Miriam Defensor Santiago
youtube.com/watch?v=FCqn3TJkXS4

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1st for Du30

First for awoovement

Binay is our Phil. president, but Mike is Cebu's KING! Gogogo Mike Rama!

True kaing

You mean DU31

awoo

so white

...

So which president will do something about the bullet planting at the airport? I want a carefree vacation in Palawan next year.

Xth Kathniel arrest

>libtards
(1/2)

(2/2)

FUCK OFF JOHN OLIVER

easy lang boi!!! does he really think I'm gonna read all that?

>Lolberals will be BFTO soon
can't wait, I want Kathniel to be arrested to add even more butthurt

Kaing of the Philippines soon

>I'm not a queer
OMG HOMOPHOBIA REEEEEE
>le Modern Family joke xD
>Calling the pope a son of a bitch is bad
>Murdering murderers is bad REEEEE
>le hashtag joke xD
>LE BAD MAN IS A MONSTER CHEER FOR ME MY FANS CHEER FOR ME MAKE ME FEEL VINDICATED AND RIGHTEOUS YESSSSSS TWENTY SIX TEEEEEEEEEEEN

Why do sluts think with their vaginas. Basta gwapo kahit magnanakaw iboboto?

Para kayong mga birhen na naniniwala sa pagibig ng isang puta

Well if its valid its valid. Are they already arrested?

Is the Liberal Part even liberal?

>tfw being a Marcos guy easily nets you a 10/10

Liberal leftist fags on suicide watch

Not yet; they're being called by COMELEC

>Can you imagine the Philippines headed by Dr. Miriam Defensor Santiago? Can you imagine what other countries reaction when they discover that the Philippine President is an International Criminal Court Judge? A doctor, a university professor, a lawyer, a graduate from USA, ENGLAND, JAPAN, and other 1st world countries? Can you imagine how these countries will pay respect to every Filipino around the world because of Miriam Defensor Santiago? It's now or never. Let's not waste a chance to finally have a WORLD CLASS PRESIDENT.

Mirriam supporters are truly delusional. Who the fuck cares about the philippines? So what if she wins, are first world countries oblidged to respect us? Having miriam in the presidency does not mean we are instantly world class.

Fucking pinoys again with the "muh sosyal" mentality. Dressing up a sickly diseased muddy pig with an evening gown does not make it better instantly. Fucking social climbers.

>just voted for my king rama
feels gr8 m8

Binay is our Phil. president, but Mike is Cebu's KING! Gogogo Mike Rama!

#BinayRamaBestTandem4Cebu

Current year man is a hypocrite tho. He made jokes about the pope with their Pedo scandals and now hes fucking with the Philippine Populist because he insulted worsening traffic

hoping
the meltdown will be glorious

...

>hurr not tru liburul

I want NAIA airport bulldozed and Clark Made Great Again. Also kill the squatters.

Most miriam supporters think they're smarter than others because they voted for her.

Fucking feel good piece of shits. Would rather for vote for Duterte rather than a marcos apologist like her

>Is the Liberal Part even liberal?
Are the democrats even for democracy?

Daghan kaayo mo voto ni Rama. Go Rama!

MAKE CEBU GREATER.

DEPORT THE TAGALOGS!

>Squatters
god I hate those scum
>illegally occupy land
>pollute the area
>breeding ground for criminals and drugs
>"EYO GOVMENT GIB US DEM HOUSING PROJECTS"

every party is a republican when it comes to economics and religion

While liberal and socialist when it come to social issues (muh poor people comes first policy) even duterte with his NPA and commie amnesty tier treatment to them.

I feel like they just call themselves liberal because they are anti communist and dictatorship

>duerte
>implying he can do anything

Philippines is a lost cause. It's better if you just lay down and die or migrate out like the millions who already did.

Siya na ba jud ang true kaing sa sugbu?

They did got those housing projects but they complain that it's too far away. Some of them just sold/rent their houses to someone else and went back on being a professional squatter.

How do elections work in the Philippines? Will there be a a run off if no one gets over 50% or what?

welp we dont have resources so giving them amnesty and some other demands might end violence in the region. Its cheaper too

>>duerte
>>implying he can do anything
>Philippines is a lost cause. It's better if you just lay down and die or migrate out like the millions who already did.
Yeah... filipino pride is the worst. I really hated it

Stfu cuck or I will give your women my superior white English shaft.

>people legitimately compare Du30 to LKY

Highest votesgets the presidency

HAHAHAHA. Asa ni na picture gikan migo? Nus.a mana? Murag Sinulog.

Kinsa imo gi suporta para gobernador?

Most votes win I think. More 'democratic' than us tbhfam

there's no such thing as an electoral runoff here iirc

No above 51% rule, just most voters

Libtards answer this question:
>Are those photos taken with a phone?

WE

Davide pero dili ko taga cebu. Wala koy gi botaran sa lokal kay mao ra gihapon sila ray makadaog. Kahibaw naka kinsang pamilyaha akong pasabot hehehe

Its like giving up. That tells me that its better to be an NPA than do honest jobs work.

They need to be curb
Im all for dutertes kill all criminal rule the NPAs and commies should pay for their crimes.

First place wins regardless of percentage.

Ramos became president with around 20% of the vote.

WIll you miss him /flip/pol?

I'm not even a pinoy, just married to one, and even I could see that squatters/those fucks who wander in the street selling shit/road side vending shacks/etc. cause a large part of your traffic problems.

Take them all and drop em on one of your islands. Or better yet send em to Canada.

Is that one dude seriously wearing rubber shoes with a barong?

Im also for NPA for prison/ beheading policy but welp, at least no one will die. They should just give livelihood programs to them and educate that not all companies are enemies. The only people we should kill are the brainwashing professors who contribute to the great ethnic divide to this country.

Only one is confirmed

Rubber shoes in motion

They need to be set as an example. Public execution of them would be better.
Fuck political correctness.

We should not contradict ourselves and pic and choose who gets exempted.
If you cross the line as they did they should die.

voted for palparan and trillanes


i feel smug

Live results para mamaya

pilipinaselectionresults2016.com/

cool flag friends. keep it up.

Sweden is also an option
We'll just pass them off as refugees from Mindanao

>Shillanes
Czeched

HAHA. Mayntag maka daog si Davide oi gi kapoy ko aning mga Garcia mga walay ayo.

Hahay mayntag ang traffic diri Cebu ma ayo.

Todo suporta ang manindahay sa mga mercado nilang Rama ug Davide

>pinoy manlets
>attractive

I'm surprised Flips moving to Sweden en masse isn't already a thing

hoy pansinin nyo si binay siya daw ang mananalo


lols

is Duterte actually going to win?

If so Flipland truly is a lost cause

Sorry bro but wo JJ hen da while ni men JJ hen xiao :(.

Chinese women love that big white cock :).

POLLS CLOSING

WHEN

the only people who should be hanged are the professors who teach biased and one sided history. These people are victims of their propaganda.

This is the perfect plan. Make a HUGE stink about the issue in western media, get em all shipped to Europe and Canada as economic refugees of the "duturte dictatorship", and get monies sent back to PH in return.

This is how you fix the Philippines

maybe we can declare you a war and learn slavic and philippines ways of raping to each other.

>Sweden

kek

No more sex tourism for you

Mao jud tagam ta anang mga garcia pero atleast si Davide wala kaayo sa sturya pero mo lihok

Reminder to bow down to the kaing of the Philippines you squatters

>Trump of the east
Duterte is a maniac, Trump is just a bit of a cunt, if justified.

We're still counting the votes.

It's already a lost cause way back from the Cory Aquino administration who made the oligarchs do what they pleased.

I don't know who this Duterte is but I need more of him in my life.

>Duterte gets elected
>day one pulls a Marcos and remakes the constitution
>Flips flood into Ausland as muh refugees

At least our gene pool will become more powerful

>[Bongbong] Marcos['] son mistakenly shades 2 circles for president

MAKE THE PHILIPPINES GREAT FOR ONCE

if the Loser Party wins I'm gonna move to Finland

source?

Fuccgirls like him, wala rin palang utak

HAHAHAHAHA

That's the commie these NPA knows what they are doing if we become soft on them them criminals will not get the message.
Its about showing consequence for their actions and taking responsibility for Them

last time i saw this many Philippines i was reading about them fighting a war against us.
oh and congrats on winning your independence

>tfw u agree that the pope is a son of a bitch
The alternative to this nutjob might be Islam running rampant thru the phillippines..

that fuck caused a fuck ton of traffic just for him to parade around doing mostly nothing

news.abs-cbn.com/halalan2016/nation/05/09/16/marcos-son-mistakenly-shades-2-circles-for-president

more importantly
>LOOK: Andi Eigenmann sizzles on FHM cover

Better than abos, why the hell do you keep them?
We were pretty great before Marcos went nuts

anyone can be a politician if you're rich and popular enough. No one really cares if you are competent or not.

>DU30 is now at his precinct

Unrelated

hahahhaa putang ina, graduate ng Oxford pa sa lahay na

Nakaka asar tingnan yung mga slut normies na boboto kay Bongbong dahil sa anak niya

gib more rape fodder

>tfw no slut normie gf
I'm celibate as fuck desu, want some pump and dump