>friend invites me to a concert
>turn up
>it's actually a gig
Friend invites me to a concert
>go to a recital
>it's actually a performance
>friend shows me a track
>its actually a choon
>friend invites me to a gig
>its actually an Asian girl screaming into a microphone whilst some goth sits on the floor playing with distortion pedals
>friend invites me to a rave
>turn up
>it's actually a disco
>go to a performance
>it's actually a show
>friend invites me to a festival
>turn up
>it's actually a fair
>Kill myself
>no one cares
>go to a show
>it's actually a jam
>friend invites me to a studio
>turn up
>it's actually a van
...
>buy a vinyl record
>it's actually a cassette tape
>friend invites me to go clubbing
>turn up
>it's actually bar hopping
>Friend invites me to an album listening party
>turn up
>It's actually an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting
>friend invites me to go dancing
>turn up
>it's actually prancing
>enter a Gira thread
>actually a shitposting thread
They're the same thing
>friend invites me to a drum circle
>turn up
>it's actually a drum line
>go to a jam
>it's actually a jamboree
>go to vietnam
>It isn't me start s playing
This actually happened to me
>go to a joamboree
>it's actually a rehearsal
>go to a bootsale
>It's actually a car bootsale
>bud invites me to a hootenanny
>ride up
>actually a hoedown
kekked
>Burndt jamb
>invited to drum line
>actually a drum dot
>listen to an album
>it's actually a piece
>friend invites me to a shindig
>turn up
>it's actually a bash
>listen to an album
>its actually a playlist
>go to a rehearsal
>its actually an audition
>Listen to a mega mix
>It's actually AOTY
>friend says that song sucks
>It's actually a track.
>listen to an album
>it's actually a collection of songs
Kek
>gigs friend me to a turn
>concert
>its actually a up
Sounds kinda hot actually
I'd go
>Friend takes me home
>It's actually not my beautiful house
>It's actually not my beautiful wife