Friend invites me to a concert

>friend invites me to a concert
>turn up
>it's actually a gig

>go to a recital
>it's actually a performance

>friend shows me a track
>its actually a choon

>friend invites me to a gig
>its actually an Asian girl screaming into a microphone whilst some goth sits on the floor playing with distortion pedals

>friend invites me to a rave
>turn up
>it's actually a disco

>go to a performance
>it's actually a show

>friend invites me to a festival
>turn up
>it's actually a fair

>Kill myself
>no one cares

>go to a show
>it's actually a jam

>friend invites me to a studio
>turn up
>it's actually a van

...

>buy a vinyl record
>it's actually a cassette tape

>friend invites me to go clubbing
>turn up
>it's actually bar hopping

>Friend invites me to an album listening party
>turn up
>It's actually an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting

>friend invites me to go dancing
>turn up
>it's actually prancing

>enter a Gira thread
>actually a shitposting thread

They're the same thing

>friend invites me to a drum circle
>turn up
>it's actually a drum line

>go to a jam
>it's actually a jamboree

>go to vietnam
>It isn't me start s playing

This actually happened to me

>go to a joamboree
>it's actually a rehearsal

>go to a bootsale
>It's actually a car bootsale

>bud invites me to a hootenanny
>ride up
>actually a hoedown

kekked

>Burndt jamb

>invited to drum line
>actually a drum dot

>listen to an album
>it's actually a piece

>friend invites me to a shindig
>turn up
>it's actually a bash

>listen to an album
>its actually a playlist

>go to a rehearsal
>its actually an audition

>Listen to a mega mix
>It's actually AOTY

>friend says that song sucks
>It's actually a track.

>listen to an album
>it's actually a collection of songs

Kek

>gigs friend me to a turn
>concert
>its actually a up

Sounds kinda hot actually
I'd go

>Friend takes me home
>It's actually not my beautiful house
>It's actually not my beautiful wife