Messi:
>scores goals at a high rate while also serving as his team's primary playmaker
>is the best passer/playmaker in the world
>is the best dribbler in the world
>his goals more often than not demonstrate incredible skill
>his assists more often than not demonstrate incredible passing skill
>seeks out his assisting teammate for hugs after scoring goals
>seeks out his goalscoring teammates for hugs after they score goals
>has had same beautiful girlfriend/wife since childhood, with whom he has produced offspring
>is a family man in his off time
Penaldo:
>scores goals at a similarly high rate by being almost exclusively a poacher
>is the most selfish ballhog in the world
>is a meme dribbler who can't break down defenses with his dribbling
>his goals are usually penalties or tap-ins
>his assists are usually simple short passes on the counter
>seeks out the nearest camera after scoring goals
>throws tantrums when his teammates score goals
>goes from beard to beard while adopting in order to avoid heterosexual intercourse
>spends most of his off time hanging out with muscular men and shopping for clothes while wearing a purse
Messi:
No one cares, fatso
>tsump
kumiko a shit
no u
How much autism do you have to type all that thinking someone cares?
he's right tho
Reminder autism is genetic
Thanks for your patrician sporting opinion, leaf. May you find refuge on the day of the rake.
Kumiko = GOTY
You cared enough to reply. Also, if Ballon D'Or voters actually watched Messi and Penaldo play regularly, Penaldo would have 0 Ballons.
I can't stop laughing at his kid's face there.
Messi had less assists than Suarez though.
SuarGOAT not being a Ballon finalist was a tragedy.
PK7 wouldn't even start for Barca.
This desu. Cant pass well enough, nor is he willing to.
>only bedding one woman your whole life
topkek messhits. based ronaldo punted his supermodel gf out the door because she didn't go to a birthday party. alpha as fuck. trust me once messi retires their marriage won't last 2 years. His rampant autism is only bearable because he is away so often playing football. Once antonella has to endure him constantly forward rolling about the house, filling the fridge with sprite and hiding various objects in secret locations because maintaining possession is 'la masia' way she will leave him.
> being alpha is jumping from slut to slut without starting a family & continuing your race, culture & family in a healthy
You're doing it wrong.
why doesnt anybody know who his sons mother is?
is he ashamed?
>being alpha isn't fucking and impregnating multiple whores and having your offspring be raised by beta cuck providers
Wew lad
>running away from your male duties
>alpha
alright mate
>2017
>people still have Messi vs Ronaldo discussions
>wanting your offspring to be raised by said providers
>wanting them to grow up to be genetic dead ends who got their values from the sort of person who raises another man's child
Yeah congratulations you delayed the end of your line by a single generation.
Messi
>Refused to pay taxes because it wasn't a prime number
>seeks out the nearest camera after scoring goals
Anyone have the webm of him looking for a camera but he ends up raging instead?
>if Ballon D'Or voters actually watched Messi and Penaldo play regularly, Penaldo would have 0 Ballons
This.
He has his moments, but he is nowhere near the player that memeboys think he is.
>1 balon d'or in 4 years
>1 champions league in 5 years
>0 international trophies ever
Messi is an utter fraud
>refused to hi-five that kid once because that matchday date wasn't divisible by 5
At the end of the day, outside of stadpadding leliga, ronaldo has more assists in the CL.
So for >muh messi passing, yeah him passing across the box to suarez and neymar in laliga is impressive, Ronaldo's numbers are superior against teams that actually matter
Stale pasta is stale.