100% honestly Sup Forums

100% honestly Sup Forums,
What would you do if you found this thing lying in the streets in the middle of the night?

I would definitely take her with me and use her as my personal masturbator..

>well, I've always admired this guy's imagination and courage

I would throatfuck her until she faints. Then I would proceed with carving her ass out like a pumpkin for halloween. After that, I would lock her in a chest, letting her piss and shit herself for years. I would only feed her once a week, with my cum for dessert.

wouldn't she just die in less than a month tho

put a ballgag on her and you'd have the perfect waifu

>Hmm, I could do some interesting expriments with that thing.
>How big of a object is it possible to put in a women's anus?
>How long does she last in the oven on 225 celsius?
>How many dicks does it fit inside a chick? Like seriously
>What happens if you plant a tree inside a humans asshole?
>How does human poop taste like if you only feed her lasagne and coca cola?
>How does human poop taste like if you only feed her red wine and chocolate?

I wonder...

>How does human poop taste like if you only feed her lasagne and coca cola?

That's actually a fucking good point.
Let's say you born a girl and you feed her coca cola and steak for dinner all her life, she should have some tasty poop then, isn't she?

I would have breed her with a chimpanzee. Would be interesting to see what a humanoid looks like.

I'd fuck this chick so bad

humans cant breed with other animals. you think the nazis didn't try that?

Are you fucking retarded?
>How do you think we got the niggers?
Dumbass...

I would fart in her face. Then I would eat shit, so i got sick and got diarrhea, then i would construct a mouth piece device, covering her face, forcing her mouth open; then i would shit down in her mouth with my fresh diarrhea

That's actually pretty genius.
You shit in her mouth and she shits out your shit again, you eat her shit and shit it back to her mouth.

You could actually end all starving in Africa with this invention of yours...

>edgelord just saw human centipede for the first time
Are you enjoying your first week here?

I would impregnate her. Just for science. I think she wouldn't survive

my dick is so hard right now, i literally feel how the blood flow increases through its veins and how the sperm vesicles shrink

First of all, I would just shit on her for my own entertainment. Decorate her with ketchup, mayonnaise, sour cream and maybe some vinegar, pee on her, vomit in her throat. Just for my own entertainment. If I want to.

I would also have her in my closet with a gagball in her mouth so no one can know ...

Then I would just fuck her ass and slap the shit out of her whenever I wanted. Remove her teeth so she cant do any funny business. Throatfuck her slowly, and fill her eyes with cum.

One day I think I would get tired of the thing and just throw it in the trash..

>You like it, eh?

Sperm garage

So edgy.

that's exactly what it is

Ey mate, where do you get those?
Do you think they have them at Silk Road?

I would trade her with a camel merchant

I think you find them pretty cheap on eBay

I think you could make some good money with this

I would use her as a carpet

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Hot more user?

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feed it, clean it, and fuck it ofc

Maybe you could make a bong out of it?

Kek'd

I would put her in a naked room, with only a piano. I would force her to learn Mozart requiem in D minor. If she learns to play the song, i would let her out.

Hell yee, duke. Fuckin photoshopped bitches make my beenis throb.

enjoy

How?

>You could actually end all starving in Africa with this invention of yours...

How? In order to shit, they'd need to have something already in their digestive system. In other words: They can't shit because they're starving already.

From malnutrion

*malnutrition

If I took a shit in 10 peoples mouths in Africa, we could make an endless loop of shiteating and save all of them

And how would she die from malnutrition?

Probably call an ambulance

Beautiful. Like a fuckable guitar.

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cause she's only been fed once a month
I could be wrong, but is the human body needs more than one meal a week to survive over time. I mean that's less than what the nazis fed to jews in the camps

boxing helena...
boxing helena...

won't you come boxing helena with me?

uhm, mods?

A fleshlight I have to feed? No thank you.

Ah yes, all pictures of kids are porn, you are a moron.

i would marry her for eu citizenship