2017

>2017
>not owning a rolex
explain yourself

pic related is mine, you faggots jelly?
i almost get laid 2 times since wearing this beautiful watch

Where the fuck are your knuckles you fat slob

time to hit the treadmill. eh, porky?

laid as in laid out for being an obnoxious faggot?

>almost
so it does not really help at all

>I'd wear a rolex too if I didn't have any fingers.

I've never seen a sausage wear an accessory before

did they have to customize it and link two bands together? you thick fuck

wow, you are one fat fuck

Where are your fingers? You fat fuck

prolly chewed 'em off

What a fat fucking piece of shit

>2017
I have a fucking phone that is connect to the internet 24/7 that's fucking why you dumb fuck. Enjoy your overpriced wrist watch!

Why is your arm retarded?

>Almost got laid

What, did a girl actually look at you for once?

I would never fuck a fatass like you

don't really give a shit what time it is.

>being this mad because can't afford a rolex
Here, fags. I took it off, You happy?

I don't need that shit

does my apple watch count?

Lmao, same fag posted this other day

>almost

Yesterday I tongue-fucked two hot women until they came in my mouth, and I wasn't even wearing a watch.

You fat fucking whore. It's not hard for a girl to stay thin yet you're a fucking pig! Oink oink bitch. Fat bitch probably got like this by staying home all day eating like the fat pig you are. Using your cuck husband's wages to buy you expensive shit when all you do is eat and complain you fat ugly lazy bitch.

Pics or didn't happen.

ITT newfags demonstrating how shiny newness can be if buffed on a bait thread

nobody cares kys

What the fuck did you just fucking say about fat people, you little bitch? I’ll have you know my hypothyroidism is the cause of my obesity, and I’ve been involved in numerous diets on myfitnesspal, and I have over 300 conditions. I am trained in health at every size and I’m the healthiest person in my entire family. You are nothing to me but just another bones only, no meat girl. I will report you to tumblr with the precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Website, eat your fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, skinny bitch. As we speak I am contacting my secret network HAES activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, skeleton. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, bony butt. I can be anywhere, anytime, with the help of my mobility scooter and I can feed you in over 700 different ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in health at every size, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the reddit and tumblr modderators and I will use their triggers to full extent to wipe your skinny ass off the face of the subreddit, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “shitlord” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking toxicity. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn skeleton. I will shit mountain dew all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, skinny bitch.

Is that an elephant's trunk?

OP

>I can be anywhere, anytime, with the help of my mobility scooter

Lost at this part.

Do you expect an apology? Think again you F A T W H O R E.

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>not having any knuckles is worse then anything

Enjoy it while it lasts. You won't life past 40

You shoulda worn your iwatch on your date mister

>i almost get laid 2 times since wearing this beautiful watch

Some homeless people will do anything for money. Even if it's sex with a lard ball not even a prostitute would dare to touch.

Shame on you for taming advantage of hobos. Although, being the fat pig you are, you probably have no concept of the word "shame".

this thread. gold.

Nigga, you look like Majin buu

Nice disgusting fat hand OP. Enjoying diabetes?

>fake

so if you cut yourself, do you bleed butter?

No pics. No Rolex. Still happened.

You WEAR a Rolex because you don't walk anywhere you roll.

Top kek

Fat people are funny

Almost got laid 2 times? Newsflash, even a rolex can't save an autistic fat fucking basement dweller such as you.

>literally a ham fist

If you got laid by something over 225 pounds it doesn't count.

have people actually gone for the fat wrist bait? God the Chan has gone down hill. New fags everywhere

TAG master race.

>year of our lord 2017
>having a phone on you at all times that also has the time
>wearing a watch as jewellery too
nigga, what are you, gay!

master race here

master race? Using an apple? learn how to android pal

i'd use android. but i'm not a faggot

you are an embarssement to anonymous

Op when was the last time you saw your dick?

you fat fuck

>embarssement
you can't type correctly when you've been triggered

Baited this hard

>>not owning a rolex
>explain yourself
>pic related is mine, you faggots jelly?
>i almost get laid 2 times since wearing this beautiful watch
Sorry, I don't have a shit taste

>2017
>not using the sun's position to immediately know what time it is
>faggots everywhere

Does your watch have GPS? No, it doesn't.

what the fuck is that monstrosity? Is that pussy repellent

Lol Patrick star hand

Fuck Rolex, Rotary got true style

you cant even reply correctly you faggot

loose weight and come back

g-shock master race, fuckers

This

HAHAHAHA Fat fuck

I'd buy a rolex too if if my arms got stuck in my pockets trying to dig out my phone u fat fuck

sell the rolex and buy a gym membership

Well you can take of the Rolex but you cant take of the fat...so yeah...quite happy. Also if I rob you Ill get your Rolex but can keep my athletic physique

Speaking of jelly, what's that running through your veins you fat, disgusting 12-sandwich-eating, multiple-chin, never-seen-his-cock, droopy-belly, saggy man-tits motherfucker? Your existence is a burden.

OP the watch is NOT for eating so please try to refrain from doing it

Tag are literally a 17 year old's soccer fan's watch

nice watch user :)

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roll-ex

This picture always makes me kek. It's just the thought of this massive fat bitch trying to fill the void in her life with food and technology and new things, never truly finding lasting happiness, and then dying having never really lived. Hilarious.

Did you eat your fingers

look at that ham hand

Noice haven't seen this one in a while

>apple keyboard
>any non-mechanical keyboard
>>>>>masterrace

WEW

When you're so fat your knuckles are concave.

>posts some random watch
>brags that it ALMOST got you laid

Fucking kek

Kek it's not even a 6 digit sub. Stop baiting faggot

Rolex is for peasants. Get an Audemars Piguet or Patek Phillipe and then get back to me, pleb.

lets see yours user

>2017
>owning a Rolex
Tbqhfal, they are great watches. Just so...God-damned fucking common. Every wrist in an upper-mid level restaurant is adorned with an oyster or a datejust. Great, solid watches. I got one of my grandfather's when he passed, but there are now many other unique pieces for the money.

I guess a rolex is what u need when u don´t have fingers

Is that a fucking baby arm