IS.... is there a chance this is good?

>Well?

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It's gonna be quipshit. Calling it now.

No

LOL NO

There hasn't been a good live anime adaption today.

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Its not as interesting when its not animated

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>adaption

reminder they're giving her CGI chink eyes

why?

This really annoys me about Sup Forums, and Sup Forums as a whole actually

OP has made a genuinely funny post. I really laughed when I saw it. It made me giggle.

It's good natured fun. It's not attacking other nations or trying to troll. It's just a nice, funny post that required wit and intelligence. It also employs a reference that everyone might not get, but that makes it even better - as it's more specific.

It's a true 8.5/10 post. It ticks all the right boxes.

But that's not what annoys me.

What annoys me is the lack of replies. I see threads on the homepage ranking 'Olympic waifus' with hundreds of post. Generic troll threads. Sup Forums threads that insult other races. They all will max out to 500 posts. But this? This will fade away.

And that's not even the worst part. The worst part is that OP might not want to make another post again after this. We might lose his creative spark.

For shame Sup Forums. For shame.

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

FUCK YOU

where are those eye things?

why not just Ron Perlman as Batou?

>Sup Forums

It'll be great anti anime art, but the Sup Forumsedditor that think they're welcome here because their toy has a netflix app are going to pretend otherwise.

This is batou?!!

They look cool. Atleast its beat takeshi and not some shit amerinip actor. but..

Holy shit lmao wtf look at this weakjawed slavic looking motherfucker. He is supposed to be best guy but now he looks like a generic thug in a james bond movie.

Didn't know he was in the movie. Neat.

The Matrix stole most of GiTS good scenes anyway

nice
nice
>that small as fuck head
wtf

>won't wear Euron's eyepatch
>won't wear Batou's artificial eyes

fuck this fucking guy, unless this is some kind of fix it in post bullshit.

MAJOR FUCKUP
>MAJOR FUCKUP
MAJOR FUCKUP
>MAJOR FUCKUP
MAJOR FUCKUP
>MAJOR FUCKUP
MAJOR FUCKUP
>MAJOR FUCKUP

/fa/ as fuck

Can't be worse than the original film tbqh.

holy shit
how do i get a gf that dresses like this

Pretty sure that was just bullshit
Major doesn't look Asian at all anyway

>Can't be worse than the second film

fix'd

>a shitty bomber
nigger fuck off

MEW
E
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you know, I appreciate them following the source material but their hair looks fucking weird could of been executed better

There is a zero percent chance it's going to be anything but dog shit. And that's not even considering the obvious misstep of casting a white actress to play a Japanese character.

I'm looking forward to watching it bomb.

how do you want your bato senpai?

She looks like shit.

jewjo looks passable, but this jesus christ

>let's make the character white instead of robo-japanese
>but we have to keep the goofy fucking cartoon haircut exactly the same

if scarjo could carry the shitshow that was lucy i doubt she couldn't carry a iconic chinese cartoon adaptation

but yeah this is not looking good, they better look better in motion

no cybernetic eyes, not fucking batou.
the thing about batou's hair is that it's usually just a generic flat top that's grown out a bit, I don't understand how they could fuck it up that way they did.

omfg, not this fagget again. FUUUUUUUCCCCCCCK

>Holy shit lmao wtf look at this weakjawed slavic looking motherfucker.
>slavic

the guy looks like a scandinavian fuckboy

THE FUCK

50%

>I got the perfect person for that role

There hasn't been a single good live action adaptation of anime in 20 years. This will not be an exception.

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

I think it looks good, I have a good feeling about it overall also

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Why do Americans have to ruin everything

It's gonna be bad.

>BALON IM KINGSMOOT

>tfw all the cast could've been this Asian

Let's not pretend it wouldn't have worked.

w2c bomber?

Holy shit, these actually look good. And Beat seems cool and not bored like he was with Ryuzo7 and Mozu.

>inb4 buttblasted weeaboo who think there should have chosen a jap grill with big tits and blue eyes

Is that reviewbrah?

do you think they'll do the loli Scarlett Johansson or retcon a ending more appropriate for a wide audience?

RIP best section 9 member.

>these actually look good
Scarjo and Takeshi yes
Batou looks retarded

Actually looks pretty great

Looks stupid. Doesn't even have Batous eye augments or robot stuff.
>LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

I hate you fucking americans.

What has Michael pitt done to himself by being cast in this possible trainwrek?

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>unless this is some kind of fix it in post bullshit.

I extremely doubt it. having to redo all his scenes with additional cgi to fix the eyes doesn't sound like something that would fit this film done on the cheap budget.

enjoy your western batou.

LOL, COCK!

Just fuck my Batou up.

>MOTOKO, I'M SECTION 9

ITS A BIG SECTION

Nay. Nope. Nopity-nope. No.

That's supposed to be Batou?
They must be fuckin kidding.

Because THAT... would actually seem like a decent idea.

>implying anything after the first movie was good anyway

Wooot!? NoWay!

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poor cosplay
a wrong cosplay is better than this shit !

at the very best it might have some cool mech shit and some neat guns. maybe a cool synth soundtrack? maybe some cool futuristic cityscapes? nah I'm putting way too much hope into it. cool guns at best.

throw any sort of emotional story and questions of what it means to be human out the window. Scarlett Johanson doesn't have the skills.

I hate her so much

No, racebending is always shit

this

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>No augmented eyes
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAha hahaha ha...fuck you

Fred Durst?

Dear USA, stop ruining everything

the trailer looks like a fucking amateur short-cut
fuck this shit !

>You will never see Ron Perlman as Bato.

>trailer

pardon me?

>maybe a cool synth soundtrack?


from what I've heard they're basically copy pasting the ost from the first oshii movie track for track.


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>giving Batou an Advent Children Barrett arm
I hate fanart

Does anyone know anything about the script? are they just adapting the first movie?

WOW, THATS NOT GONNA FLY IN AMERICA

WAY TOO MUCH JAP YODELING

Wow, you're saying on an anonymous site that a movie is going to be shit, so you can later say "I told you so!".

>from what I've heard they're basically copy pasting the ost from the first oshii movie track for track.
Oh thank Christ I was genuinely hoping for that.

Please god let it be Rated R and they remake the opening credits shot for shot.

What did they do to Scarlett's eyebrows?
Shape em so she looks more "Asian" or what? Bloomin 'eck, those eyebrows already annoy the shit out of me.

is it the new wolverine ?

Yep, I am

It'll be better than the children's cartoon. This is a film for adults.

>A GAAAAAAA MAEBAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAaaaaAAAA

Oh! fuck! Wat a good cosplay of duke nukem !

well it's very lazy but at least they can't fuck that up

THEY UGGOED HER UP TO LOOK MORE EDGY

Del Taco kid hellboy series when

Good grief. The Dude dude looks like the real thing!

1) Thats not fan art, its from the F2P shooter
2) Batou has that shit as backup, yo.