Ask a Canadian anything

Ask a Canadian anything.

whats the deal with tim hortons

Shit coffee. Shit donuts.

also are moose scarier than bears

What's it like to have no national identity?

Yea cause their bigger and blacker on the highway at night.

>I'd rather be blacked by a bear than a moose

are french fries with gravy on them the most camadian meal there is?

Hey bud what province

Maine-fag here, can confirm. Moose are fucking evil. Not only will they stand in the middle of the fucking road, but if they see you in the woods they just kick the shit out of you for giggles.

It has very little caffeen so people go back again and again
No
I'm proud of our lack of pride
Yes
South ON
You must not have ever had a bear encounter.

why do you hate injuns so much?

What's it like living in the best country in the world?

Why are you looking for attention?

Oh Fuck yeah bud, Checking in from Sarnia Ontario

It depends. I like some of them.
You mean the best city in the best country. Pretty good

Q. Have you ever had Moosehead?
A. No, but I've had some grizzly pussy

The only bears in Maine are pussy black bears. They're only a danger to your trash cans and occasionally 8 year olds.

You forgot cheese curds. Montreal has some great food.

>I'm proud of our lack of pride
Ah yes...the Canadian who isn't a Canadian cause he's a worthless cuck...
It's ok though...neither of your parents have any pride in you...

Silly americans...

You know we all laugh at you, right?

Prove you're stereotypically nice and send girl nudes you kept.... ehh

I think there's a difference between niceness and politeness.

what's it like living in a country that literally no one cares about? What is Canada's contribution to the world?

You could say that about most countries.

I think you're just jelly.

What was your reaction when you started hearing more and more than Americans were "going to move to Canada" if trump got elected? (When you first heard about it and once it started picking up speed)

Canada's contribution to the world?
Four letters, RUSH.
Check and Mate

justin trudeau put it well and said that that's happened several times and nobody actually didi it.

Not op but Canada, I live on the island a lot of people wanted to move to after the election. It didn't happen because America is all talk as always... Just remember, America is Canada's mexico

Yep. Down here people were saying "if you can't even move out of your house, you won't be able to move out of the country

why do all the streets full of smelly garbage? and the people think their speical whenrealy. its a trash heap of ugly, rude self-entilred rats. with basicly the wost food produce, and livingcondtions on earth?

Where the fuck did you visit?

>cheese curds
>literal clumps of semi-spoiled milk fat
>good food

It really really is.

>2017
>eating expired dairy
At what age did you realize you were degenerate

What do u think of Russians?
Have u met any in Canada?

I somehow got involved with these hot russian chicks when I lived in BC. Many 3+somes were had.

Russian women are the hottest.

>South ON

Same

Not OP but, I was genuinely annoyed at the fact we'd get even more liberal pussies in this country

Well im a guy and im going to Canada next year to study
Any troubles i might run into?

aboot what, eh?

i live in maritimes and hate my life should i an hero or move to somewhere else? keep in mind i'm broke as fuck here and moving anywhere else is way more expensve

What's your favorite beer?