Tfw finally have sex

>tfw finally have sex
>can't come by a blowjob (can't really feel much)
>can't really do any other positions than missionary and cowgirl because my dick is so bent that I literally have issue getting it in, let alone fucking the girl doggy style and so on
JUST KILL ME FAM

Nice feet

>Complimentary OP is faggot

Is it like leaning over, or bent in the middle?

Are you mutilated?

Same here. Nearly any position where you hit it from behind would work. Also, try lying on bed with her sitting on yo dick.

Are you a cutlet?

Bending to the left in a fairly even way.

It's relatively long though.

Nope. Which is what makes me feel even worse

Yeah cowgirl works but ffs doggy doesn't and neither does anything else standing. I could tell she was disappointed even though she came hard

Suicide

How much to you jackoff?
And do you deathgrip?

post a pic of your dick, Id like to determine whether my dick is super bent or not

Mine can't even cum by fucking, I need to play with her clit at the same time.

I agree with this user. Show us that dick so we can see how bent you're dealing with.

>Nope. Which is what makes me feel even worse
How is your dick so bent then?

About 3-4 times a day.
No

I'm OP
I jacked off today so it could be the reason but I generally jack off every 2-3 days.

No deathgrip though.

Well the curve actually feels amazing apparently so it's not that bad.

I would but I don't really want to get hard now. But it's close to 90 degrees actually.

I used to have phimosis so it could be why it got so bent when I was growing up.

Everyone sucks the first time buddy. Keep trying

This... wasn't my first time though.

It's been happening for the past few times. Different girl every time.

Ho Lee Fuk. 90 fucking degrees?

Almost. Yeah.

Found a pic actually.

Doesn't look this extreme because it's at an angle but still

>I used to have phimosis so it could be why it got so bent when I was growing up.
Se here, didn't have any bending problem.

>tfw finally have sex
at least you'll have sex

What's the point if jacking off is so much better?