The America flag is ugly as fuck and the only reason you don't realise it immediatly is you're used to it...

The America flag is ugly as fuck and the only reason you don't realise it immediatly is you're used to it. Look at it for a while.

If you had never seen it before and had no context, it'd look nearly as stupid as Canada's.

Stars abruptly shifting to stripes is a design the same way cocoa and tabasco sauce is a cuisine.

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Your flag is someone else's flag of on top of some blue and gay stars m8

A quarter of your flag doesn't even represent your country. Better leave Old Glory alone, bogan

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Tabasco sauce is life

To be completely honest, the British just made exceptionally shitty flags for anywhere they colonized. Then for some reason we kept a similar style once we got our independence.

Huh. We had something like that at first. It was embarrassing.

The background and the stars are the same colour as your stars

And now you have a fucking leaf.

It is actually a very nice looking flag.

Certainly better than the liberal bullshit we have.

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So stripes and stars is fine, but stars and stripes is shite, is that it ausfag?

it's just repeating polan and
>a fucking galaxy
at top left

they don't even have a proper name for the country
it had to be le combined states of muh continent

ftfy

not bad

Is that Quebec's flag?

>not realizing that by defining the "united states" it emphasises the small role of tyrannical federal government
>not realizing this is based
>not realizing most people just call us America anyway

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kek

because united statesmen is too long and sounds like a band of homosexuals

how can united statesmen even compete

I agree.

But it's crude because it was put together with patchwork, and considering the economic climate of the time and place, it'd be dishonorable to abandon it.

It's god damn beautiful.

The stars, boundlessly cascading in a sea of blue.

Anchored by the regal thirteen stripes, an homage to the shared collective of colonies gathered together in honor of the purest principles of freedom.

Your flag is literally some shit of varying sizes thrown together wherever they could find space.

Pathetic.

Beautiful :')

O SAY CAN YOU SEE

Your flag was made by a high school kid who got a B- for it.

Your a faggot

It was knitted during a war, and each star is for a new piece of land we conquered until we controlled both oceans

Ok have fun talking about flags, brb controlling the planet

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>USA
>July 4
>flagposting
>trips


God bless America

I agree tbqh. Any flag with a jack on it is ugly.

>The Commonwealth Star, also known as the Federation Star, originally had six points, representing the six federating colonies. In 1908, a seventh point was added to symbolise the Papua and any future territories

his nation's flag literally has meaningless devices because he lost papua and new south wales is pretty much a shitskin colony now.

welcome to real time kiddo, you better pack your fucking lunch next time you come at U.S.

Looks like pajamas t b h

it's a good thing the romanov's flags are flying over st. petersburg once again. tell us how is the royal family doing?

dont be a stupid faggot. the american flag is 1 part of a larger symbol. and you know who is a part of it state wise and who is a shmuck who isnt part of the NWO

the blue part with a bunch of stars is the only part that matters. which state has south in the name and has a blue and white state flag that avoided niggergedon despite having a rebel flag in front of the state house when chicago,and ny had chimp outs?

go look at state flags and remove everything thats not just blue and white from each state flag.

i bet you can make a odd picture of a bison standing next to a palm tree under the moon and stars if you put them all together

The US flag after trump gets elected

What's left of it looks pretty cringy to me.

eh, nah, make it money and then maybe.

I'm an Iowan, criminal scum.

>those trips
>that post
>that id

Delete this

It's like having a load of buttholes on your flag having stars, isn't that right australia?

better?

>Americans trying to distance themselves from British influence despite speaking our language and stealing our culture

Might as well, you guys are mostly mulattos, hispanics and blacks now anyway.

For fuck's sake look at the colours on the US flag. Try to deny that you have anything to do with Britain, I dare you.

the azzy is crying himself to sleep

>The reason that the UK flag is not symmetrical is because of the relative positions of the saltires of St Patrick and St Andrew. The red saltire of St Patrick is offset such that it doesn't relegate the white saltire of St Andrew to a mere border. St Andrew's saltire has the higher position at the hoist side with St Patrick's saltire in the higher position on the opposite side.

this is literally the gayest fucking concept for a heraldry i have ever heard of.

>researching for bantz
wew

your flag symbolically says 'polan can into space' m8

I'm not crazy about our flag, but the only flag worse than Australia's is New Zealand's.

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>The reason that the UK flag is not symmetrical is because of the relative positions of the saltires of St Patrick and St Andrew. The red saltire of St Patrick is offset such that it doesn't relegate the white saltire of St Andrew to a mere border. St Andrew's saltire has the higher position at the hoist side with St Patrick's saltire in the higher position on the opposite side.

In other words they made a mistake and just doubled down on it instead of fixing it.

Still better than our flag.

>symbol of peace between Irish and Orangemen
>Bending over backwards to appease cunts who burn the same flag on bonfires and wouldn't piss on a Taig if we were on fire

>not having a flag that represents your people

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>blue,red and white are registered trademarks of the British Empire

Kys

Your flag is just as bad.

You're all just colonies, remember that. Y-you're irrelevant..

>says the bogan with an acne-riddle cuckstamp as his flag

NSW is white mate. A useful trick is all the states where rugby is more popular are white, except New Zealand

cuck flag for a cuck country

I like the one with the T's and the swastika's in the negatie space

Shit flag for a shit country.

a fucking leaf village lmao

The english flag has crosses on it for obvious templar stuff

Ours is a representation of the golden ratio

Both masonic and continuations of western civilization

American Flag is meh
Just like their anthem

Your flag has Scotland's flag on it

So does yours

So does your's. :^)

Yes Australia we all know that every single Part of Your wild Life has to be a complete and utter menace to civilization.

> look up my dangerous spiders, look at my dangerous magpies, look at my dangerous eagles! And so forth and so on

you're like a little kid who drew a picture and now wants to grown-up countries to hang it on their refrigerator

America is like that child that always want attention. When they don't get it they get upset.

I've always had a thing for the Betsy Ross flag

To be fair, it is a shitpost
source: OP

Since when do we not get attention?

It looks better than our current flag. I think 50 stars is too much

Yea me too, it has a very "magical" look to it.

That being said I love that they added stars and changed the flag over time and now we can have things like a history of old American flags. I love the 50 state flag honestly, grew up with it.

Like, all the time. kek, you Americans somehow think you're relevant. Is any of your sports played outside of america? kek.

What will we do when Puerto Rico quits being a fucking faggot? We gotta stop somewhere, I say 50 is more than enough.

IT'S BEAUTIFUL

Are you under the misunderstanding that anyone here cares about that?

Where does the world follow American politics and elections so closely know that's right are politics actually affect the entire world.

So what do you think of that latest Hollywood Blockbuster?

We March all over the world wreck up whatever we want, buy up all the oil pollute to our hearts content and yet people still watch are movies, and listen to her music and watch our TV shows and want to talk like us and dress like us...

People hate us for reasons that are pretty easy to understand

... but they love us for reasons that are a lot more complicated

>He took time to actually write this
kek, yawn. tl;dr.

More can't read sorry I don't know Arabic.

Why are you speaking ebonics? toplel

What the fuck did you just fucking type about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at MIT, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids with Anonymous, and I have over 300 confirmed DDoSes. I am trained in online trolling and I’m the top hacker in the entire world. You are nothing to me but just another virus host. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the Internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with typing that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we chat over IRC I am tracing your IP with my damn bare hands so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack into your files in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in hacking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of every piece of malware ever created and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the world wide web, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking fingers. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit code all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>Minority by 2066
We are doing better than you.

the black red gold flag does not represnt me at all its the most cucky germany flag there that stands for failure corrptuion lies and anti white leaders.I spit on this flag.

oh darn after 200 years we lost
>blimey after 8000 years we done fecked it all to ruin

which is worse again?

>Is any of your sports played outside of America?

I know you're desperate for replies but yes actually, literally all of them are. Not even a huge fan of sports but I can see the superiority of American sports over Soccer. Soccer is only popular world wide because its the simplest of them and any old country can get into it. Europeans love the sport because they can hire and beef up their players to literally destroy countries that don't have anywhere near the money and power behind them to invest in it.

American sports like Baseball and Football are intellectual, strategical and by and large need a lot more investment, considering the field, the equipment, time.

Soccer is a shitty sport where poor people lose to Olympic style teams with millions in funding for every player, a sport where you kick a ball and run, possibly score 2-3 goals in a game. I understand why people like soccer, shit I used to play soccer but, it doesn't even compare.

I doubt Puerto Rico will ever get statehood, and they shouldn't really. My family lives in Guam under the same predicament, although I don't think the territory's should get statehood they still should have a say in who the president is. Right now they don't and its a travesty considering how Americanized they are, they deserve a say, without it they might as well be occupied not liberated.

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>SHIT
>PISS
>BLOOD

200 years.

>Baseball
Rip off of cricket
>"""""football"""""
Rip off of rugby
kek. Why would they play your shit copies when they can play the better originals?

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Meh, you're pretty much the 51st state anyway. You could call that a delusion , but your government jumps at Washington commands faster than some actual states do.

Also the NFL is in such high demand in in your country they are having to expand it to other cities

Talk shit about our flag all you want, but you know deep down inside that the Canadian flag is dope as fuckkkkk boi! Red and white, 3 stripes, 1 unique symbol to represent our culture, perfection.

To be honest the original union flag without any St Patrick was the best.

Shout out to the variant used in Scotland that put the saltire above everything else because that's fucking kekworthy. ( upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e0/Union_Jack_1606_Scotland.svg/800px-Union_Jack_1606_Scotland.svg.png )

Nah dude. US flag is the coolest flag out there. That and the corsican flag

el oh el

>Hey lets go to the bar and play some pool
>nah muhammad lets cheerio to the pub and have a round of snooker.

I'm American, that's what you sound like, I can't help being what I am and being what I am, I read what you say you just sound ridiculous. Sorry

>American
>Criticizing what others sound like
kek. You lads talk like retards.

Just remember why most of the world is required to learn english m8, its us not you.

>Tabasco sauce doesn't go with cocoa
OP has confirmed never had glorious Skyline chili

>Pip pip cheerio lass, would youuuuuu like to engulf my willy? Fish and chips by the loo, lad!

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You sure knocked the shrimp right off his barbie!

The last time I checked you didn't invade nearly every so gke country on earth. Keep thinking you matter though. Russia is more important than you mongs.

Fucking loved that original flag in Empire: total war. The original flag during the thirteen colonies with the ring of stars also looked so much better.

>didn't invade nearly every so gke country on earth
u wot m8?

It's a really nice flag. One of my favourites.

>not having a flag that represents your people

Nation flags are so ancient. State flags is where the shit is now.

Texas > All
>his state flag is predominantly blue