moar like this?
Moar like this?
Love flexible girls!
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My ex could do this, but she hated sex so I never got to enjoy it. I saw her naked twice and touched her zero times over the course of a three year relationship.
Now I'm married to a woman who's kinky as fuck, but has the flexibility of an oak log
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Lol nice 3 year blue ball
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I smell fish
Why the fuck did you waste three years of your life with a prude?
This is known as she is trucking other guys and you are just a beta. This is not a relationship.
Mostly because I'm a beta who had no other prospects
While other guys were at bars, at gyms, at sporting events, and otherwise somehow impressing women and getting laid weekly, I was attending engineering hackathons
I never saw women most days (engineering is a very male-dominated field) but when I did see them they thought I was ugly and awkward and didn't want to talk to me
Fortunately money fixed that, and when I got a job paying $72k out of college I found a girl willing to do just about anything for a rich baby daddy
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thats a very unconvincing smile
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Flexible milf I know
Cool story bro.
>on Sup Forums
>girlfriend
kek
For fucks sake how does something that perfect exist
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gotta love a chick that can lick your balls while you're deep dickin her
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Gauge is one of my all time faves!
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