This is the Sup Forums house
>He all live in the same house now
This is the Sup Forums house
This is the bouncy house.
>we all live in the same bouncy house now
Stay the fuck out of my room and don't touch my shit
I'll touch your shit all I want.
Something's up with the new guy.
>Two giggling overweight guys in full ss uniform put a sign reading "gas chamber" on the toilet door.
hey guys! my little sister wanted to know if she could spend the night, can you make her feel at home?
Can I bring my gay lover?
Fuck indoor plumbing, let's get an outhouse
GET OUT OG MY FUCKING TOOM AKBR YOU FIVKJNG FAGGLE!!
My room!
I want to bring the nigglet bitch into the rape dungeon
>move into Sup Forums house
>smells like macaroni and cheese
>everyone is at the computer shitposting
>one looks at me
>"Fuck we got a newfag here!"
>everyone says fuck in unison
>thin guy in hoodie with acne beard greets me annoyed and says he'll show me around
>see kitchen is filled with nothing but ingredients for spaghetti and chicken tendies
>see room with a computer that can run Sup Forums, porn, and half life 2 perfectly
>no one likes talking to anyone
>everyone fucking hates themselves and each other
>lots of us have autism
I'm finally home guys
Cotton field machine is broke. Sorry
Hey, keep it down! I trying to watch Boku no Pico!
>wonder what what happen if I turned the power off
Don't touch my shit cyka
My room is the fap room
You're free to come in and use it
Keep it clean, no tissues or cum on the floor (or anywhere else other than in a tissue in the trash)
You may lightly compliment each other's dicks
Free to share fap material, don't force it though
Who the FUCK keeps shitting in the sink?!
Sup Forums got in again
The cum on the outside of the windows is Tumblr.
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Babushka is soup ready
we'll need an anime theater
>quietly steals change from everyone to buy crack
i'm running to the store for some fags. could you guys watch my minifridge for me until i get back?
Agreed and a Putin shrine
sure user. We'll look after it.
it can go next to the picture of Lenin, and bust of Hitler.
420
aw crap, who let Corey in da House?
yea and maybe some waifu shrines
Don't worry man. Hey, can I drink a bepis while you're gone ?
You guys like furburgers or snowdogs?
>"hey user, could you tell the kids in your dungeon to quiet down? I'm trying to watch hentai here."
Should we piss on him to assert dominance. I'd rather not. user did just clean the carpets yesterday.
NEVER
I like pussy, thank you very much.
I'm going to go run some errands, I can't wait to savour this chocolate milk when I get back.
How many kids do you need user. One is plenty for everyone. Now excuse me, but I need to drink my bepis and record some bars for my mixtape in my room.
I replaced all your fridge contents with babushka's kompot
Lets all have an orgy
Hey, Vinesauce is streaming, anyone want to watch it with me on the flat-screen ?
Where should we build the masturbatorium?
I dosed the water with acid so drink up
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a man needs his sauce
>knock knock
Umm... Guys, there's a Girl at the door!
>There are no girls on the Sup Forums house lawn
No, this one is definitely one of us
>tits of gtfo
The trash needs to be taken out and I refuse to do it again.
>touches nose
its probably a trap
I will invite babushka and the Slav women
but, does she HAVE to gtfo ?
I mean, we could just gangbang her, and she likes vidya, so that's good. And she has a lace chocker, so clearly gives good head.
Can I invite babushka
B House
Insert babushka in picture
>pic related is our neighbour
only if shes cute
>also checked
hello corn friend here im here hello
OHAYOU GOZAIMASU
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WHAT THE FUCK DUDES THATS MY MOTHER!!!
>Mfw no one realizes the bomb/goldmine/porn vault in the basement
Sorry dude, your mom's hot. Total kink too. Has some sort of fridge fetish.
im underground now
>tfw it's MY vault stash where I keep my big rubber masturbating shoes.
You won't leave this place alive!
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Tell us the name or it didn't happen
My disk is made from diamonds
I believe that is called a cotton gin.
She's Mrs. user
Her name is Cracky Chan
She'll be Ms. user after tonight
The vault is obvious b8 though. as is the free candy van outside.
Would you dare touch my mother? (pic related)
hai
Sweet. My type. Let's see how Ahegao she can get. Also, you're gonna have to get used to calling me "Uncle user"
Dubs are proof.
Gonna wash out my computer guys
Sure dude. Want some help. I got some good magnets we can use.
im a 240bld silver back and comes in her nightly now. i have my own room in this house. no mayo packets call me nigger to my face cuz they all bitch bois and want the cuck thats gonna happen when me and her fuck. i have a huge wang i will make sons for every member in the house and you all have to deal with it.. i am the Silverback god king himself
STOP.
Dinner is ready
Sure thing Nigger.
your shitpost made aisaka cry
think about what you've done
I already had something at TGIF with the boys, so thanks but no thanks, I'm good.
I'm sorry. I'll cook you my specialty meal
>He all live in the same house now
Who tf is he? Pic related, is he?
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how many imaginary girls are you gonna make cry tonight
I think some jew stole all my change
Thank /biz/ for outsmarting the flushing Jew
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i'll make dinner as long as you all suck me off
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Someone should warn the neighborhood.
sauce me up
Hold on. Listen. I know you worked hard on that meal, but let me take this one, ok. *Ahem*
OH SWEETIE, GUESS WHAT I GOT !!!
Is this our son now.
MAN FUCK FEMINISM ! TURNED OUR SON INTO A FAGGOT !!!
Going for a bike ride