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eternal summer edition
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only death is real

How did you feel when a Redditor completely btfo /metal/?

Link here (continue down the comments chain): Truly upvote worthy!

Third for Deathspell Omega is for basic bitches who can't into real metal with real substance

this week kills the eternal nu-male

is there any good metal from belgium?

DsO is so ridiculously accessible, it's pretty much the next step for metal newbies after getting tired of Korn

I piss on Sonic Youth, those fucking bitches

>death
t. nuest male

yes, ostrogoth
youtube.com/watch?v=bVJ9ILlq4kk

great nu-male chart, I now know what to avoid

t. Nu-males

duh

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is this the DMU-core chart?

Iron Mask is a pretty good power metla band

Ostrogoth

user are we listening to the same stuff??? I bet you are the guy who posts awesome links here, songs that I really like. Are you from /esg/ perhaps?

it astounds me how this general continues to consistently be shit

Actually it's better than ever because people post more trve metal and less hipster crap.

>Just came 5 times in a row
salsa rap for this feel ?

>I'm n-not an entry level bleb ;_;
Sorry you can only enjoy accessible shit dm

Guys, Im really into Slipknot, what band should I check out next?

2nd track is sucky too

DsO

Bon Jovi

Deathspell Omega

Mars Volta

Slayer, then Burzum, then actual metal

Fucking 10/10 album from an overall 8.7/10 band. But I think pic related would be a better point of entry for someone new to their weirdness

nu-male

dso are entry level enough for you, go backwards from the second to last ep and stop at the third album then go forwards from the first demo skipping the first two and contextualize it with the third to sixth lps and then the bookended eps

W A S P

That user's talking about DsO though. Pretty sure that isn't DM....

pic related for sure
t. pleb

OsD

why is meal moving so fast!

did someone say OSD

>I bet you are the guy who posts awesome links here
Of course, i'm the guy who post power and glam
>Are you from /esg/ perhaps?
Eehh... no, i only visit Sup Forums, /his/, Sup Forums and /vg/

Neat! This place is very helpful. \m/ \m/

>Kenose
>DM

summer

because ritalin and speed metal
youtube.com/watch?v=w1t4QcQhQPI

I know, it's pretty entry level, but he's just getting into metal

>i'm the guy who post power and glam

eeeexactly

nevermind, but you 're cool in my book

They got triggered hard by some reddit troll so they are trying retaliate.

we're helpful if someone asks an actual question
see
we're not helpful for memes

Best speed metal song ever
youtube.com/watch?v=6WEwxfdFraM

3rd track is good

It's not dm though

>literally the first day of summer
>thread moves 10 times as fast
hmm

I'm so sorry dude.

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it's literally the most entry level tecc deaf there is

Give me metal that sounds like it's passed out in the alley way from a cocktail of drugs and is covered in its own vomit and urine

recommend me quality doom

finally, a legit reason to post this
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Uhhh, sure.

post your favourite death metal albums

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Deathspell Omega is 100% form and 0% content. This has all the flashy surface-decorators: slow/fast, soft/LOUD, and harmonic dissonance/melodic consonance contrasts. These are employed without any artistic purpose behind the techniques. The chords are complex and weird, only for the sake of sounding different - and they sound like a joke. Instead of creating any distorted or frightening atmosphere, which might be expected from the way the band is marketed, the chords sound ironically happy. In an attempt to conceal the internal artistic void, they make the surface aesthetic very chaotic, with disjointed technical riffs and dissonant arpeggios all over the place. This is really like any other tech death, except that it has a different imagery and the slow, quiet parts to ensure the fanboys that it is something "innovative" and "deep." (To the dimwits who claim this is "black metal": there is only one black metal riff on the EP - the one that opens the third song.) The production is, of course, polished and sterile, since that would further differentiate the band from real black metal, increasing the hipster appeal. If Xasthur is emo, then Deathspell Omega is indie. In fact, we could get rid of the "if" part without sacrificing much accuracy. Xasthur is emo. Deathspell Omega is indie. If this is pushing the sonic and intellectual envelopes of black metal, then Metallica's self-titled pushed the sonic and intellectual envelopes of thrash metal.

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>wanna beat women
metal for this feel?

This is fuckin ace

That's a Malmsteen album dude

10/10 second favourite dm album after Fas - Ite[...]

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The song that starts at around 17:00 is great.

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I also want to beat up women but I want them to be into it and beg me to do it. Metal for this feel?

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WHY DID YOU KEEP THIS FOR YOURSELF FOR SO LONG?!!!!

fuck yeah

early X Japan

so what ISN'T nu-male metal then?

Manilla Road

what's that japanese technical death metal band people used to praise around here?

stryper

You REALLY need to stop asking this shit every general, numale

Guys what sucks more: DsO or /metal/? How can two things be so awful?

stuff that sounds like priest, venom, or manowar

arghoslent

babymetal

manowar
also this

Iunno, Vortex? I can't remember it being praised around here, save maybe one or two posts, but it's the only japanese tech band I remember

no nu-males here

yeah vortex was what i was looking for thanks man

at least metal changes, but dso will always be babbys first dm

>pig destroyer
so close, and yet so far

Is post-metal a meme genre?

Anything that's extremely boring and one dimensional. No variety. No interesting rhythms. No dynamics. No timbres. No cool progressions.

>suffocation-human waste
how the hell does that saw work?

i'm sorry it's a guilty pleasure

Doom>industrial>sludge>drone>death

are you the oc wigger user?

Eh, metal's been shit this decade as well. No expectations of change any time soon.

pizza cutter my man

but to what is that blade attached?

you mean the OG wigger that loves WTC?
if so then yes

Oh man I post it pretty often but it never catches on.
youtube.com/watch?v=cy2O_v7uQg8
Also fuck you there's nothing wrong with enjoying Cradle of Filth from time to time.

as you can see there is some rope that ties the blade to the stick