If trees could talk, what would they say?
If trees could talk, what would they say?
Xavier Jackson
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Elijah Cruz
>the jews did this
Alexander Richardson
"SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN SUN AND RAIN I DON'T LIKE FIRE"
Jordan Martinez
"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"
Eli Bennett
I really want to fuck the cute tree over there, but I can't move.
Zachary Sanders
Blake Murphy
LEAF ME ALONE!
Ian Mitchell
(brushing sounds)
Gavin Flores
"ouch, heeeey"
Lucas Butler
They would bark at us
Carson Wood
If a human dies in the desert and no one is around to hear. Is he a muslim?
Jeremiah Hughes
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Levi Gomez
>If trees could talk, what would they say?
Imagine thousands of voices begging for the sweet relief of death in a Canadian accent
Gavin Nelson
kek
not funny...
William Thomas
1 in 7 plants on the planet would die if we cut off our current carbon emissions
Lincoln Cook
They would say:
"Gas the kikes. Race war now. 1488"
Asher Roberts
#pinetreelivesmatter
Josiah Gonzalez
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Justin Garcia
>not #BarkLivesMatter
lost opportunity
Ian Butler
mah nigga
>captcha select all trees
Charles Sullivan
Bush did 9/11
Joseph Mitchell
lay me down and sell me to austrians
Dylan Bennett
AYO HOL UP
U MEAN U TELLIN ME
WE
WUZ
SEEDS N SHIET?
Liam Roberts
You know the reason people who are high on psychedelics hug trees? It's because they recognize, in that short amount of enlightenment, that trees are wise and contain lots of history.
Jordan Jones
"I don't give a fuck if you cut me down, i have already pollenated this forest and i have no nervous system therefore i don't feel pain"
Daniel Smith
I thought leafs were supposed to be shitposters.
Ryan Torres
Sikka sikka Slim Shady
Eli Phillips
TTIIIIIIMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBEEEEEERRRRRRR
Anthony Phillips
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Chase Jackson
They'd fap when the wind'd blow
Easton Adams
>thread about the leafy jew
literally who cares
William James
Holy shit best pun on Sup Forums ever, and it looks unintentional lmfao
Nathaniel Stewart
They would curse the white man for its shameless and wasteful consumption of resources, along with practically any other vegetation, animal, or resource in this planet.
Most native cultures around the world have elements in them which attempt to promote a balance with nature, the nature of the white chimp is to compete to consume the biggest amount of resources while getting profits.
Isaac Adams
Gas the bushes, plant war now!
John Bailey
I think they would bark.
David Thompson
"Fuck off, we're full"
Julian Gray
No, Muslims deaths are very loud and tend to leave the corpse vaporised.
Jose Carter
Who cares, they're just natural giant q-tips looks the same on top as it does below.
Jason Hall
KEEP YOUR DEFORESTATION SPEECH OFF OF OUR ARBORETUM!
> KEEP YOUR DEFORESTATION SPEECH OFF OF OUR ARBORETUM!
KEEP YOUR DEFORESTATION SPEECH OFF OF OUR ARBORETUM!
> KEEP YOUR DEFORESTATION SPEECH OFF OF OUR ARBORETUM!
KEEP YOUR DEFORESTATION SPEECH OFF OF OUR ARBORETUM!
> KEEP YOUR DEFORESTATION SPEECH OFF OF OUR ARBORETUM!
KEEP YOUR DEFORESTATION SPEECH OFF OF OUR ARBORETUM!
> KEEP YOUR DEFORESTATION SPEECH OFF OF OUR ARBORETUM!
KEEP YOUR DEFORESTATION SPEECH OFF OF OUR ARBORETUM!
> KEEP YOUR DEFORESTATION SPEECH OFF OF OUR ARBORETUM!
KEEP YOUR DEFORESTATION SPEECH OFF OF OUR ARBORETUM!
> KEEP YOUR DEFORESTATION SPEECH OFF OF OUR ARBORETUM!
KEEP YOUR DEFORESTATION SPEECH OFF OF OUR ARBORETUM!
> KEEP YOUR DEFORESTATION SPEECH OFF OF OUR ARBORETUM!
KEEP YOUR DEFORESTATION SPEECH OFF OF OUR ARBORETUM!
> KEEP YOUR DEFORESTATION SPEECH OFF OF OUR ARBORETUM!
Zachary Ward
Underrated
Carson King
Kek
Brody Williams
FUCKING HUMANS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Brody Perez
Underrated pun
Daniel Hall
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Colton Miller
reddit: the thread
Jason Sullivan
Down with Canada.
Jaxson Gonzalez
REMEMBUH THE 700 GORILLION!
>oh gee, I think I have wood borers
>Is this soil additive-free?
Jaxson Price
>muh 6 treellions
Bentley Parker
>Chainsaws cannot cut through wood.
Easton Ross
TIMBER!!!
Ryan Wright
shhh nothing personnel kid
Evan Ortiz
poo in loo
Blake Bailey
What's the smartest tree in existence? What's the nigger in the tree world?
Colton Perry
Deforestation? That's just some stupid myth perpetrated by sneaky beavers, we're fine. The tree race isn't in danger, you're spending too much time on faceroot™, get a life treeanon
Jason Scott
Dont you mean TREEEEEEEEE
Gabriel Jones
END:CIV!
Josiah Robinson
I'll tap the 3 green mana and summon a 3/3 grizzly bear. Your turn, human.
Lucas Gonzalez
>There are trees everywhere!
>Trees? What do you mean there's trees out there?
Joseph Moore
>atleast I'm not a nigger
Asher James
the last time someone heard grass made sounds, a young, intelligent good-boy named trayvon was gunned down by a savage white man.
I think its best we don't listen to the trees.
Jonathan Moore
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Christopher Garcia
Ahhh! The birds keep on shitting all over me! Just fucking cut me down already!