Jesus fuck Sup Forums, I knew online dating fucked with women's egos but I didn't know it got this bad

Jesus fuck Sup Forums, I knew online dating fucked with women's egos but I didn't know it got this bad

>be me, today
>6', 8/10, I even lift
>smart, entrepreneur
>her
>5'11, 6/10 (but I like tall girls) with F cup tits
>she's a broke dick, kind of in college/not
>oh and she probably weighs 180 (far end of curvy)


>go on a date, it's going well, she's laughing
>invites me back to her place
>things happen
>in bed, on top of her, we're undressed
>"Is this really more than infatuation?"
>uh... wat
>"I just... I look for unique traits. If you're just hot, or just a gentlemen, or just funny, that's replaceable. I can just go have sex with another guy."
>completely soft before she even finishes the second sentence
>"I mean, my ex [whatever name] was batshit crazy, but he had a unique way of thinking. My [ex #2] was something something" (I was already tuned out by this point)
>essentially, she said "you aren't unique enough"

>an overweight 6/10
>tells me
>I'm not unique enough

Good golly gracious Sup Forums. Don't date women who use any kind of online dating. Their egos are astoundingly huge.

I tried to Google if you were lying but I got no search results.

NOT ALL WOMEN

But seriously, that's hilarious and sad. Instant gratification causes hyperinflated egos, I guess.

Oh, OP pic very related. My reaction to this whole thing

Online women are just as crazy as some of the online men. I hooked up with a girl who wanted me to cum in her during our first fuck. My buddy hooked up with who who told her to punch her in the face during missonary.

>"I just... I look for unique traits. If you're just hot, or just a gentlemen, or just funny, that's replaceable."
>" I can just go have sex with another guy."
>Met through onine dating.
The fact that she didn't know why that was a dumbass thing to say is astounding.

>punch her in the face during missonary
yeah but that's tight tho

Have you tried being more unique?

I have literally no fucking idea what I could do to be more unique. I don't even know what she meant by that.

>"I mean, my ex [whatever name] was batshit crazy, but he had a unique way of thinking.

Have you tried becoming crazy?

I'd rather not

#dontchangeforanyone

next her entitled ass. plenty of hotter fish out there op. stop being a oneitis faggot

>NOT ALL WOMEN
Not all women what? I had a chick ride my dick for a month straight, cuddling up to me, calling me honey, sweetie, etc... messaging me literally until 6 fucking AM, sending constant signals. I ask her out, she says she's not into titles. then a month later tells me she's happy because she finally got a boyfriend. I asked her how come she didn't go out with me when I asked her if she wanted a boyfriend that bad, and she said she didn't know I was interested.

I was moral support for a psychotic chick for five fucking years then one day she goes and fucks her ex, when I asked her why she told me it was her revenge because I had a job. And then to top it all off she told me if I left her, she'd lose faith in men completely.

First girl I asked out was a 'friend' of mine. Her boyfriend broke up with her a few weeks earlier, she was saying she was feeling down after her breakup and I said, and I quote here "Why don't we go out and hang out a bit?" She laughed so hard she almost choked.

I took a girl out once for a couple weeks, then she just disappears for like a week, she's never in her apartment, her phone is disconnected, actually called the cops and reported a missing person. She came back after a week pissy because her fiance (whom I didn't know about) got her pregnant. And then tried to get on me.

List goes on.

So tell me, not all women what? Women are fucking monsters, man. There's no such thing as a nice/decent woman, they're all psychotic bitches that don't care about anyone. Fuck em' whores the lot of them.

Who in their right mind would think it's okay to start talking about exes on a date?

And why the fuck would someone *ever* say "I can go have sex with another guy"??

OP what the fuck kind of women are you pulling?

You should have said
>well i use 4chinz, is that unique enough for you :^)
Instant wet

>Who in their right mind would think it's okay to start talking about exes while someone is on top of them about to stick a dick in?

ftfy

OP here

>I hooked up with a girl who wanted me to cum in her during our first fuck.
Ooh boy, I did that once. Then I graduated and now we live in different states and we still miss each other. One of the very few girls I've ever gotten along with outside of sex.

>stop being a oneitis faggot
Definitely not a oneitis faggot, I have no problem dropping women. I was just fucking baffled by her audacity and ego. Just fucking baffled.

>they're all psychotic bitches that don't care about anyone
Realistically I know that's not true but it's very, very easy to think that.

Apparently the wrong kind.

That just makes it even better. We were literally grinding on each other naked, getting ready to put it in and she started saying all that stuff. Just god damn bizarre.

That sounds like a shit test op, women throw this random shit at your since it is their brain's version of measuring fitness, most women aren't even conscious of it.

It's right up there with "we're not going to have sex right now" -- it's a shit-test intended to weedout males who don't take any initiative. "You're not unique enough" is basically her brain throwing a curve ball at you wondering if you can hit it with the proper response. Shit tests are typically looking for wit and domination.

>Realistically I know that's not true but it's very, very easy to think that.
Realistically a person would never behave the way most people on Sup Forums do.
But then you remember Sup Forums is a thing.

Amen brother.
With you 100% on that.

Maybe you just aren't unique enough user

>Shit tests are typically looking for wit and domination.
Truth be told this crossed my mind, but she also earlier talked about how she was abused, has been through trauma, has a therapy dog... I wasn't about to go out of my way to keep this thing going.

Maybe, user. May fuckin' be.

The amount of profiles I'm seeing where the girl wants to be paid just for talking to you is mindblowing

Did you bring her the customary offering of Bee pigeons.

Get that bitch some bee pigeons.

Bitches love bee pigeons.

You sound generic as all fuck friend. A tad egotistical also

t. incel

Have you considered finishing your sentences with bro, bro?

Just sayin' bro.

That'd make you pretty unique bro.

Almost nobody does that, bro.

Bitches come from out of state to ride me cuz I'm so unique bro.

It used to be worse. Waaaay worse. When that "send me $5 and see what happens" thing first took off it was literally more than half of all profiles around her. I swiped left a loooot

Egotistical maybe

she fucks random guys she meets offline the first time they meet, she sounds sleazy. why would you be bothered by someone like that, go to the clinic and get tested. they probably can't fix your little dick and narcissism but they'll figure out if you caught the clap or something and give you some medicne for it

>she was abused
never ever ever ever stay with girls who've been abused

that's a bigger red flag than literally anything else

heroin use is less bad than prior abuse

that shit fucks women in the head through and through

>why would you be bothered by someone like that
Like I said I'm not bothered by her, I was just stunned at the level of narcissism. I'd literally never met someone who did something like that before

>. they probably can't fix your little dick and narcissism
Its bad when you make things too specific, it makes it really obvious that you're projecting.

This OP, abused girls are the one who poke holes in the condom, or lie about birth control, or destroy your house because they saw you look at another girl

Plus she's fat. Why'd you even go on a date with a fatty?

shut up you unfunny fuck

Still got you good tho

I'm not OP, so you didn't 'get me' at all.
But I guess your small dick would explain your bitchy attitude.

>Why'd you even go on a date with a fatty?
I can't help it, chubby girls really activate my almonds

>has a therapy dog

Run, you fool!

>Truth be told this crossed my mind, but she also earlier talked about how she was abused, has been through trauma, has a therapy dog... I wasn't about to go out of my way to keep this thing going.

that's the kind of thing you put at the top of your post OP, like the very top of the beginning of the thread

bullet dodged

OP nearly fucked Lena Dunham

really didn't need to see that

on the contrary i enjoy jerking my small dick off to traps, wanna see the load of cum i shot on the floor? some of it got on the clothes pile and left over food bags but it was worth it

KEK, GJ OP.

Fucking bitches, dumb as fuck

>be me
>last Friday
>low self esteem chick invites me to a party
>she's a good friend so I go
>one hour into the party she suddenly disappears
>comes back 20 minutes later crying her eyes out
>apparently her exfiance who dumped her two years ago one day before the wedding posted some shit on Facebook that got her really upset
>spend the rest of the night conforting her, because friends
>fast forward next day at night
>text her asking if she feels better already
>find out not only she's back with the exfiance but also she doesn't want to see me no more

I mean, like what the fuck?

Mfw: Can't find a good reaction image but OP's works well for me

I found your post slightly amusing. Fuck that other guy.

slept with a girl who wouldn't stop talking about her ex the entire date

a few days later after i processed the situation i was avoiding her calls and texts and told her i just wanted to be friends

shes been sending me sexual texts and nude pics every day since and that was like 2 months ago, i dont even respond the majority of the time

Post the pics faggot!

JUST PUMP AND GTFO!

I was talking to my friend about my, not even dating but my attempts. He said it reminded him of the movie Good Luck Chuck.

Basically every girl I talk, even if she does or doesn't show interest; will get into a relationship and this happened with every chick I've talked for the past 3 years. There was one bitch who I stopped talking to for less than 2 days and she managed to get with someone.

Kek the same shit with me, I should probably start charging as a dating service, like find a relationship after one week talking to user, results guarantee!

I know right, I mean I thought having money and getting in shape and everything would help but either their egos are as big as watermelons or they're already in a relationship. But escorts and whores are waaaaaaaay too expensive, I would rather just get high with the money.

Who the fuck isn't?...

Written like a person who has never been in a real life sex situation before or knows how girls speak