Found out mom is a whore

>dad's father died last week
>while attending his funeral I find out my uncle is actually my dad
>my mom apparently had an affair with my dad's younger brother, and thus I arrived
>my sister isn't exactly my biological sister
>had suspicions of this, but thought I was being totally crazy
>I'm 24, I have blonde hair as does my uncle, dad has black hair that was red when he was young
>my whole life is a lie
Can anyone of you Sup Forumslack's relate to this degeneracy? I was being driven close to insanity reading all the subtle clues they were giving me. Neither my uncle or my dad have been man enough to tell me face to face and I'm doubting they ever will.

So did you get the genes from the good brother or the bad one

Disown your mother.

If you moms a whore then get her to suck your dick

Post pics

weeks before my father died he told me my mother fooled around briefly before she was pregnant with me

i'm almost 100% sure my real father is my real father, but now there's doubt and since he's dead and I've never confronted anyone about this, I will never be totally sure

fucking women

Does he have a living brother or parent? Test them to be sure

what this guy says and then raise a proper family.

>I'm doubting they ever will
Instead of bitching on Sup Forums why dont you just ask your mom,dad and uncle if thats true? Sure its humiliating but atleast you can put any doubts to rest

the good brother I guess, he's two inches taller and I ended up being pretty good looking as I got older but I'm a god damned bastard.

All the arguments my mom and dad had when I was growing up, all the times my dad screamed at me, they told me it wasn't my fault but it was the whole time. I fucking knew it.

I'm also now wondering if my dad, the man who raised me, is gay. I really think he might be.

she's still my mother though, and her and my dad are still together. I'm pretty close with my older sister. I could never bring the family apart now.

This. If it's true guilt her into severe depression.

>she's still my mother though, and her and my dad are still together. I'm pretty close with my older sister. I could never bring the family apart now.

Bro, she is running amok. She needs to face consequences. Has anyone confronted her about this?

Arkansas
The thread

his family is basically on the edge of total collapse

his mother is old/dying and his 2 sisters live states away, father died way before I was born

>All the arguments my mom and dad had when I was growing up, all the times my dad screamed at me, they told me it wasn't my fault but it was the whole time. I fucking knew it.

Holy crap. This woman bro, in the past she would have faced severe social punishment for what she did.

I can't directly relate, but I know my mom divorced my dad when I was around 3 years old because she wanted to sleep around, while having custody of me, which made life essentially a hell.

I also know she's cheated on her current boyfriend.

Kicker is, despite all she did and tried to forget about my dad - she always loved him and she broke down when he died. She still cries every time anyone mentions him.


Fuck women.

>Kicker is, despite all she did and tried to forget about my dad - she always loved him and she broke down when he died. She still cries every time anyone mentions him.

She just does it for attention bro. She has no soul.

I hope you let her know what a piece of shit she was/is.

great blog but where is the politics

>a fucking star spangled banner

My mom told me. My mom, dad, and uncle drove from the motel to the chapel. We were the first ones there. My dad had walked off taking some pictures, my uncle, mom and I were standing in front of the chapel and I was looking at a rose bush that was in front. My mom was wandering off as she was to my right and she said "user, you're Dan's son." She said it really quiet and muffled, it sounded like a voice in my head. I said "what?" and turned her way but she just kept walking, and then my uncle who was standing to my left dipped away immediately and they left me standing there.

>she is running amok
I mean it was 24 years ago, and if it didn't happen I wouldn't exist. I really can't be mad.

Not arkansas or even the south.

>>she is running amok
>I mean it was 24 years ago, and if it didn't happen I wouldn't exist. I really can't be mad.

SHE NEEDS TO FACE CONSEQUENCES CONFRONT HER/DISOWN HER

kek and good morning, Canada.

>My mom told me. My mom, dad, and uncle drove from the motel to the chapel. We were the first ones there. My dad had walked off taking some pictures, my uncle, mom and I were standing in front of the chapel and I was looking at a rose bush that was in front. My mom was wandering off as she was to my right and she said "user, you're Dan's son." She said it really quiet and muffled, it sounded like a voice in my head. I said "what?" and turned her way but she just kept walking, and then my uncle who was standing to my left dipped away immediately and they left me standing there.

Dude are you serious? She wasn't even considerate to your emotions. Ostracize her/call her a whore.

>mother is a cheating whore who lied to you your entire life
>father figure is a pathetic cuck who not only lied to you your entire life but took out his frustration over his own impotency on you, the only innocent party involved
Fuck them user. Even now you are an adult they aren't treating you with the slightest bit of respect. Sever ties, or emotionally abuse them into suicide, inherit what you can and then start over somewhere new.

Here's the politics: I've been taking solace and finding strength in reading about ancient Spartan civilization. It was acceptable for a man who loved a married woman to try to get him to sleep with her, and the children were accepted as they came from more desired sire's.

I feel like shit but that's only because they all lied and did this charade. I'm thinking we shouldn't even allow marriage and just try to get as many women pregnant as possible and let the state raise the offspring. Woman would still have to be woman and would be less promiscuous since child bearing would be their main goal, not hedonistic pleasures.

My dad has expressed suspicions that I'm not his because my mom used to be a skank. My dad was her 2nd marriage and she's had 5 so far.

I never really gave a fuck because my dad wasn't around much anyways. But it is a bit odd. Everyone on my dad's side has brown eyes and dark brown hair. I have light brown hair and green eyes. Literally nobody on my dad's side has green eyes.
I'm way better looking than my younger brother though so I may have gotten lucky.

this is politics YA FUCKWIT

social engineering m8

>this is politics

no it's not OPs mother is just a slut

fuck off to

Nippon-ichiban bantz there dot!

>Here's the politics: I've been taking solace and finding strength in reading about ancient Spartan civilization. It was acceptable for a man who loved a married woman to try to get him to sleep with her, and the children were accepted as they came from more desired sire's.
>I feel like shit but that's only because they all lied and did this charade. I'm thinking we shouldn't even allow marriage and just try to get as many women pregnant as possible and let the state raise the offspring. Woman would still have to be woman and would be less promiscuous since child bearing would be their main goal, not hedonistic pleasures.

Bro you are seriously fucked up. Your mum doing this has left you mentally deranged. Cut the bullshit and realize what your mother did was despicable. Stop trying to justify it.

>mother is biological
>lets shit on the one person confirmed to be blood related to you

Every woman is a whore if you let her be one. No surprise here

Call her out for being a filthy fucking homewrecker.

Also how does it feel to know that the man you thought of as father was really a fucking cuck?

They need to face consequences. She is getting away with doing something really fucked up.

>blood relation excuses 24 years of abuse

>she wasn't even considerate to your emotions.
she was the only one who actually had the courage to say anything. also I wasn't raised to be an emotional man.

again, I'm alive. I'm 6'1", white, blonde, muscular and have a pretty dick. I'm really fucking upset but I can't focus the blame just on her. I don't know the circumstances at all, if anything my uncle holds the most blame and guilt in my eyes and his heart.

what are the consequences though? I mean they face it every day, I'm the living fucking consequence.

Kek ancient spartant were homosexuals and had to eventually be trained to be able to breed with women. Sometimes breeding with women who were dressed like men

Take vengeance m8. Be as uncooperative to her as possible, always talk back, blast some Rimsky-Korsakov late at night, poo on the sheets, etc. Let them know fornicators must never be forgiven

Cucked

hmm woman raised you and loved you... well maybe should just be happy with that.
could be worse you could have had Eddie Vedder's mom.

>>she wasn't even considerate to your emotions.
>she was the only one who actually had the courage to say anything. also I wasn't raised to be an emotional man.

The courage? Fuck her courage. How about how you felt? It is her damn duty.

>what are the consequences though? I mean they face it every day, I'm the living fucking consequence.

The consequences of her acknowledging she has been very bad, and she can't expect a healthy family relationship with her son without keeping up her side of the deal.

It isn't all about poo Prajeet.

Sometimes I wish it was, but it isn't.

who cares I fucked my cousin and she got a child from me, the other guy who think is the real father doesn't know.


It's not a big deal.

Yeah bro just do whatever feels good, if u wanna fuck around just do it bro, like a man is just a woman with a penis so it's not gay

>I'm a god dampened bastard

>my uncle

Kek

>the real father doesn't know
So it's true that not even asians can tell each other a part.

If your "uncle" had a proper condom, oh what a life it would've been.

All women are whores. Work on improving yourself and be strong. Hopefully your dad taught you how to be a man.

You have two options:
1. Self-loathing followed by early death
2. Just fucking deal with the fact that humans like to fuck and gene-pool anxiety is for imageboard faggots. Go forth and fuck freely, spreading your sperm for future generations.

Atleast you had a father growing up. My mom told my dad she aborted me and moved cross country to raise me in san francisco, where my earliest memories consist of gay men openly fellating each other in the streets.

My mother tried to turn me gay, to get back at my father for making gay jokes when they were together. My mother did everything she could to make me a fucking faggot, from buying me girls clothes and toys, to preventing me from watching violent cartoons like DBZ, to telling me to kiss the boys who hit me, to forcing me to make friends with the kid who's got two dads. My babysitters were always the most flamboyant of gay men. I remember there was this one couple who had dicks as decoration in their apartment; from the paintings of penises on the walls to the sculpture of veiny cocks in the halls. One night they had a fucking orgy, when I was sleeping over. I hid under the bed, covering my ears trying to block out the sounds of gay men buttfucking each other in the room next door.

She almost broke me. I grew up unhappy, I became addicted to drugs at 13 to make sense of the world. I pretended to be gay to make mommy happy. I forced myself to like gay porn, not even shemales made me like the dick, but I jacked off like crazy to lesbian porn.

>"dad" died a few years ago
>mom told me after his funeral that my real dad is probably her brother

Your mother is an absolute whore, your biological father is an absolute degenerate traitor scum and your adoptive father is a cuck. What a fucking mess. Cut ties with your mother and fake uncle. Speak to your father and discuss why he is a sad cuck and ask why he allowed it. what a sad fate

Don't worry. In a couple years this will be the norm.

>implying it isn't already.

Wow that's fucking stupid. Why the fuck would she even tell you that? It's like she's been trying for so long to keep it a secret from your "dad" that she forgot that It would be pretty fucking shitty news for you too.

Something about feeling bad and needing to come clean. Great to know that I'm probably the product of incest, though. Especially since it means the cousin I experimented with in high school could be my half-sister.

So your dad didn't really die.

cool.

...

hello Abdul

>fucking emus

Something like this happened with my aunt and her first daughter and I think its what turned her into a saint. Some crime and punishment redemption type shit desu fampai

Nice how she waited for "dad" to die before she came clean too. Your mum's a classy woman.

Cut ties from her.
Stay in contact with your sister.
You realized that your life was a lie, now re-invent yourself.

Shut up, Fritz. I'm not arabic.
Yeah, not exactly something I'm happy about, either. I wanted to be just like him and now all this time I was just a goddamn leech sucking resources from a man who isn't my dad. I had suspicions growing up anyway because I look nothing like him, but nothing that couldn't be blown off with "you take after your mother's side of the family".

I don't even know what to say to this.

How old are you now?
How is your life?
How is your mentality?
How are your relationships? Both with family and significant others?

goddamnit malaysia

what

It's not like the Spartans at all man. What would you think of a woman who isn't your mom, who fucks around with brothers? What kind of character would that woman have? That's your mom.

Genuinely sorry to hear about this man, I hope you do well enough in life with the cards you're given that it wont bother you too much.

yeah I'm glad I'm not you. That is fucking shitty, why the fuck would you want your kid to be gay. Even if you're a SJW life is just going to be harder and more confusing for your child.

Joffrey?!

wat

It was jarring but I'm already pretty established in life so I've got my shit straightened out.
No, Patrick.

>you take after your mother's side of the family

Kek you're not wrong there. Do you have any health problems?

You should be thanking for not getting the gay/cuck genes

Damn dude. At least you're out of the woods. At least you're not like that poor boy with the SJW manhating lesbians for mothers so he decides to be a girl and take hormones so his mothers will finally love him.

Nothing genetic, just stuff like a bad knee from an accident. I'll probably have cancer down the line since everyone in my mom's family gets it.

Ah, don't worry, bros before hos. What this means is if it's still in the family, it's a non-issue.

>my life is a lie
Most narcissistic thing that has ever been said. Why do you faggots say this? It is the worst meme, it doesn't even make sense, and every single person who uses this statement is whoring for attention or trying to get sympathy cards. Just because this is the MOST EXCITING EVENT that has ever happened to you personally doesn't mean your life is a lie. I'm sorry your life is that boring and lacking in purpose but keep it to yourself, this is such a nonissue.
This is what really happened:
>son, your uncle is your father
> really? Okay mom l-love you
Kill yourself

>your fault your mum is a slut

Nah, you didn't choose to be born, that's out of your control, your whore of a mother should've kept her legs shut.

24 YEARS, seeing caring mom and happy.

suddenly you come to know that she is not as pure as you think and your uncle is your father.
your not real father is in epic prank.
Your mom takes papa dick, uncle dick and who knows how many dicks.

calling out other peoples on Sup Forums, doesn't know who his father is for 24 years.

>uncle is your father
No wonder you're so retarded

Hahaha. Good one, America.

but even he can poo in loo

so now you can fuck your sister

Not to mention
> talk about it to friends
>, they clearly don't care at all
> come post about it on pol because you know they're the only ones who have strong opinions on things like this
Again, kill yourself op

>dad's father died last week

Did he die from shock after finding out his grandson was a faggot?

memes aside how do you deal with this?

how can you be subtle enough to ask your mother if shes a whore and you are a bastard?

>hurr durr i'm so special because i call OP out in the edgiest of ways

You're no different, another shitstain begging for attention

>light brown hair and green eyes
Hello Fyodor, how is life west of Oder?

Why don't you just ask her? Jesus. Is it hard for you to speak? How weak are you?

This

Execute your whole 'family' on camera please.

fuck your not-blood related sister, then. Keep the family tradition going

I don't understand poster r2b either. He just seems crazy. Oh well.

Disregard mother acquire sister.

Fuck off Luigi and or Mario, you know I'm right.

What is this, another Barney Sanders sex fantasy article?

Short account of my "upbringing"

>Mother was washed up party slut
>Dad was bisexual retard who screwed hundreds of men and women…
>Mother never really wanted me
>Was emotionally distant and cold all my life
>Rarely experienced any affection past age 5
>Dad used to deny I was his because he was too insular and laddish to relate to me, me who liked science and computers and music, he liked sport
>they would deliberately buy me presents unlike what I had asked for at Birthdays
>barren childhood
>dad used to tell me I was ugly and set me up to fail by telling me to approach beautiful/sophisticated waitresses
>predictable humiliation during very impressionable teenage years
>Have no friends, because when people are nice to me I just feel surprised and slightly afraid.

Oh well. Grown adult now, I have my freedom, though I will never experience love, I would not know how.

It could be worse :)

>implying I have friends
good one. I came to Sup Forums with it because I know I'd get real opinions. When I do tell those I know they won't call my dad a cuck and my mom a slut to my face even though I know they'll be thinking it.

I have couple of brothers I grew up with but recently I found out that I have also 2-3 half sisters of 3 different women my dad slept with. Kinda family secret, brothers didn't know, met only 1 half sister for which there is 50% chance that its not my dads as her mom had another man during that time but I would bet that she is... could recognize it in her eyes, she is very hot btw. Found another one on facebook but never met. Third one didnt even find on fb but one of brothers went to college with her (dad prayed that they will not get in relationship resulting in possible incest baby).

Dad also told me that my mom besides another woman in our city are only 2 women he knew in entire life that only had 1 sexual partner.

Btw me and all brothers were also "accidents", I guess understandable when back then best anti conception was pulling out.

Such is anonymity. We can be truly honest here, contra Kierkegaard.

Your life isn't a lie, but you are truly growing up. Love ain't so special now, because your original care givers, who appeared like gods to you when you were a child, were really just very fallible adults fucking their way through life like rats in a lab maze banging their heads up against the walls in search for the cheese. Don't look back. Don't get trapped.