Pornstars as Athletes thread

Pornstars as Athletes thread.
Last one was great.

Mia maklova - Vince Wilfork. Always fun to watch, great history, still making plays, beloved by the community.

Asa Akira - Marshawn Lynch. Extremely athletic, great performance, horrible face

Gianna Michaels - Incognito. Huge, undeniably talented, the center of attention, rocky history

Holly Michaels - Aaron Rodgers. Dependable, consistent, maybe a bit out of shape but if when she shows up she always delivers.

Sophie Dee - Matt Ryan. A well known name, maybe a bit stale but still a pleasure to see.

Dana DeArmond - O'Dell BJ. Undeniably athletic, provides an exciting new style, but obnoxious off the set.

Stoya - Tom Brady. Universally loved, constantly in trouble with her own industry, still very talented And a joy to see.

Riley Ried - Rob Gronk. Impossible to hate, incredibly talented, very well known, no flaws.

Busty Buffy/ Lucy Wilde - Eli Manning. Naturally talented, an absolute retard but we're all cheering for you.

Lexi Belle - Drew Brees/Ben Roth. Great back in their day, but really need to quit soon. Only their die hard fans are still watching, the rest of us have moved on.

Anjelica - Kam Chancellor. Exciting, explosive playstyle, great talent.


I feel pretty good about this.
What a useless talent

what about remy?

Ive already jacked off 3 times ffs.

Who would be her porn counterpart?

Julia Bond - Allen Iverson. Both midgets full of swag and tattoos, alpha personality but sadly couldn't overcome their competitors. Both fade away too soon thanks to bad attitude.

For me, it's Ava Addams, she always gives you your money's worth, just like Ochocinco.

christ i hate people like you OP, when a thread die just let the gimmick die with it, it's never as good the second time round

Somebody do Asia Carrera

Gianna Michaels would be fat Rinaldo if we were doing soccer.

Brittney White - Seth Roberts, rookie to the pros, but great work ethic and fun to watch. Lovable negro

Is she elite lads

she's the richard sherman of porn

Honestly ava adams is fucking stellar.
>God tier body
>Got that "Could be your bestfriends mom" vibe
>has been doing porn for what feels like forever

I don't know how i feel about her new breast job though. she had fucking great tits before, but she went and made them alot bigger

>implying the last thread died by natural causes

>consistently mediocre but comes up big in the clutch

Who's the Eli Manning/Joe Flacco of porn?

>he enjoys seeing a woman fucked by another man.

The true definition of a cuck, step up your game faggots

>Mia - vince wilfork
>Holly Michaels - aaron rodgers

In all seriousness, she has GOAT naturals, but everything else she has is pretty lacking. Her tits are just that good though that it makes up for having nothing else going for her.

Abella anderson is clutch as fuck. No matter the circumstances she always performs and usually comes out on top

im too addicted...

>no Nina Hartley

pleb as fuck op you are. nina is the goat

Guys? Which position will /ourgirl/ play? She has special tactical knowledge since it's officially confirmed that she browses Sup Forums.

lol fucking loser. i love knowing that there are people out there like you. far much more pathetic than me. thanks for making me feel better today

>downloading and saving porn on your HDD

you need to find a real hobby, one that might actually take you out of the house to make friends or better yet. a gf

btw this post applies to any of you losers who download porn.

the literal definition of butterface

>this thread

you're only problem is your taste

>not exclusively jerking off to amateur porn

Yeah, this dude is right. You need more milves and hitests and less lolitas.

>officially confirmed that she browses Sup Forums.
Explain kraut

Holy shit Americans are pathetic

Nice

You will never have girlfriends or a wife you cuckolds

It's legit. She even started 2 Q&A threads on Sup Forums.

t. Sup Forums is my home board

Source?

Welcome to Sup Forums Achmed!