/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 25
Nights since last BNM: 3

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, Laurel Halo, and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever

HYPE

daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year.

Wolfgang Voigt isn't white?

fun quiz. i got a 250.

literally who

Do any girls post here?

Daily reminder that +@ was robbed

esquire reads pitchfork. big surprise

The xx isn't white? Fleet Foxes aren't white? Alex G isn't white? Perfume Genius isn't white?

post your score, jelly belly

I like how there's always some sperg that falls for this meme.

no meme. the white race is dying.

>hahaahahah, I'm not retarded. I was just memeing and you fell for it.
yes, you are retarded.

i didn't post that. it's posted here every night. it's a meme. you are a faggot.

does anyone know p4k's aotys off the top of their head? is bon iver the last one? fleet foxes before him?
inb4 vw and anco.
>jews
>white

When did this Sup Forums turn into Sup Forums?

i've been taking one generic benadryl before bed bc my allergies, and it's been giving me nightmares. last night i dreamt of posting on Sup Forums and my brother crying at work and falling down the stairs.

my best shot:

2016: Solange
2015: TPAB
2014: RTJ3
2013: I think it was Vampire Weekend
2012: GKMC
2011: Bon Iver? Girls?
2010: MBDTF
2009: Bitte Orca

don't know anything before that

09 was mpp. for shame. 08 fleet foxes. 07 no clue.

say his name.

am i next?

07 was person pitch
jesus christ I know all of them pretty far back

I thought 07 was LCD's Sound of Silver but turns out it was Person Pitch

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Kevin Morby 8.1 by Laura Snapes
The Drums 7.4 by Erin Vanderhoof
Larkin Grimm 7.1 by Sasha Geffen
Scott Gilmore 7.2 by Philip Sherburne

07 was Person Pitch
06 was Silent Shout
05 was Illinois
04 was Funeral
03 was Echoes
02 was Turn on the Bright Lights
01 was The Glow Pt 2
00 was Kid A
99 was Emergency & I

Why do I know this shit

kevin morby btfo. music writers hate when you release back-to-back.

was kanye really the first to get aoty? ;o
also the last 10?
what did p4k mean by this?

Are they not gonna review Brockhampton?

>8.1
>btfo
really?

>Kevin Morby’s captivating fourth album feels spacious and intimate at once. It possesses an elegant, dusky atmosphere and Morby’s hopelessly optimistic songwriting is the best it has ever been.

that larkin grimm record is bad. how does that count as music? who pays for her records? who goes to her shoes? what promoter books her? why???

michael gira innocent

Yes he was & I didn't even realize it until I wrote out that list just now. Jesus

Pitchfork lost a lot of credibility when they rated Teenage Emotions>Summer Songs 2>Lil Boat

Lil Boat is amazing mixtape and Teenage Emotions is trash. The way they rate trap music is laughable honestly.

did he get a bnm? we both know he didn't, so yeah it's a btfo.

>michael gira innocent
this. I haven't heard the record though. Is it really bad?

haven't heard it either. i just listened to embedded track in the review and started typing. you caught me lying on the internet. ;[

>you caught me lying on the internet. ;[

t. Larkin Grimm

did you draw that freehand on ms paint? you're very talented.

...

just a heads-up for any puritanical petes itt: i'm posting krysten ritter's fappening nudes when twod does/doesn't get a bnm. watch this space if you haven't seen 'em yet.

nu-male n-lover c-ck detected

?

@73487116
hungry from them (You)s, eh?

smd. you post some obvious fact and act like (You) got me runnin' scared.