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nu-males out edition

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first for weed

Give me some good metal to get fucked in the ass to

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holy shit this is good

ok

My favourite Immortal cover , I wonder if my CD arrives today?

see

You can't hide your shame from me user, I see your mistakes

honestly I think Sleep would kill the vibe

Just broke up with my gf of 8 years, here i am in my car trying not to cry like a bitch but i can't even fall asleep. What is some good metal to distract my mind?

Pissgrave and Teitanblood played at the same time

>genre: melodic death metal

Artery Eruption - nutting all over your distorted, downsyndrome face

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tried shilling this like a year and a half ago

real good shit but their full length didn't hold up for me

Yeah, unfortunately the EP is a lot better

There needs to be more Arghoslent worship

What if you were REALLY high and like were playing it on some fantastic speakers so you could feel the crushing weight of the music course through you while your ass is being viciously pummeled by some massive cock sending you into the throes of ecstasy?

You're a selective context and also bent

And then Pike bellows out BEEEEELEEEEEIIIVERRRRRRRRRRRR right as your bull nuts in your ass?

I could definitely see the appeal.

What

that would be pretty fuckin gay

for you

You're a selective context and also bent

What is the metal equivalent of Kid A?

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Best Metal Ever Did: Thin Lizzy Emerald


Currently: What is Mike Patton doing now?

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is this nu-male

>getting fat and haven't had sex in three years and probably won't anytime soon
meal for a feel?

slam

i got somethin 4 u my friend

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tool

I'm at 7

im at 27 nigga

Beherit - Engram

might as well become a wizard then

probably will, but 3 years is a long time. i might find a desperate spinster who wants kids by then

CAUSE THERES A RUOT IN THE DUNGEON

>that cover
without a doubt

bitchin album

Post anti nu-male core

crews r the biggest nu-males in existance

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the [something] torch of death's misery

burning maybe?

Thanks

I’ve finally died at the age of 70 and I didn't work a single day in my entire life.

I leached off my parents until I was about 56 and then I married the ugliest girl I could find. My father died almost immediately after this, then my sister died pretty soon after this as well.

I continued being a NEET and my ugly wife picked up a job as a textile worker. This went on until I was 62 and then I became addicted to illicit drugs and alcohol. Eventually I died when I was 70.

I was a completely useless, a thief, a drug addict, and I didn't work a single day in those 70 years

Anyone know any good religious themed metal bands? Preferably pro religion, particularly christian themed bands that are pro it.

Theocracy and Antestor

Wytch Hazel are a good Traditional Metal Band.

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as nu-male and great as it gets

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Is this the life of Bobby Liebling but instead of having a hot gf he has an ugly gf?

Is it possible for music to be neither Nu-male nor anti-nu-male?

yes, not metal

So only metal can be nu-male in the first place?

the music isn't what's nu-male, it's the artists and audience. men that listen to shit like taylor swift are also generally nu-males

So wouldn't this imply that if you listened to the music purely for the music and couldn't give less of a fuck about the artists or the general audience of who likes it, you wouldn't be a nu-male?

Crimson Thorn, Living Sacrifice

Does anyone have access to the fabled antifa music blacklist? Sounds like a great place to pic up metal recs.

Antifa has a music blacklist now?

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look at this embarrassment
dat drums/guitar mistempo

I've heard it reference in a couple places, but I haven't seen it personally. Hence, "fabled".

I could see them making something like that, but it sounds pretty fucking funny.

Alls I know is bands that are associated with them at least somewhat, like Book of Sand

>I could see them making something like that

I think it pretty much has to exist, because they organize protests against a lot of bands and get gigs shut down.

>numale meeting 2017

Holy fuck really? I don't keep up with this side of politics very much

Yeah, I ignore it as much as possible but even I heard about it when they got a Marduk show cancelled.

Why the fuck do these people care? How the fuck does stopping some musicians further any cause they have? Are they this fucking dumb and opinionated?

Antifa are fascists. Don't expect anything from them but efforts to silence those who oppose their ideals.

[least nu-male]
Wagner operas
NSBM
USPM
NWOBHM
other trad/speed metal
OSDM & brutal death
grind with gore themes
J-power
glam
1st wave black
doom
folk
Europower
thrash
prog
2nd wave black
melodeath
-core
sludge
stoner
alternative
most 3rd wave/modern black
djent
grind with sociopolitical themes
DSBM
"post-metal" & blackgays
Animal Collective discography
[most nu-male]

NSBM literally breaks the nazis own rules for what is allowable in music, how is that least nu-male

you literally went full circle my dude

>sludge that low
Savannah sludge like Baroness and Kylesa is pretty nu-male, but the whole rest of the genre is pretty hipster proof. At least split it up into Southern sludge and other sludge.

>fixed list

[least nu-male]
pop
pop punk
melodic metalcore
melodic hardcore
[least nu-male]
Wagner operas
NSBM
USPM
NWOBHM
other trad/speed metal
OSDM & brutal death
grind with gore themes
J-power
glam
1st wave black
doom
folk
Europower
thrash
prog
2nd wave black
melodeath
-core
sludge
stoner
alternative
most 3rd wave/modern black
djent
grind with sociopolitical themes
DSBM
"post-metal" & blackgays
Animal Collective discography
"post-metal" & blackgays
DSBM
alternative
alternative emo
deathcore
J-power
grind with gore themes
OSDM & brutal death
trad/speed metal
NWOBHM
USPM
NSBM
[most nu-male]

Dumbass

I'm not sure if this is the best bait ever or if you just had a stroke.

>actual list

[least nu-male]
Things I like
Things I don't like
[most nu-male]

It's more like

[least nu-male]
Things I like
Things I don't care about
Things people I don't like like
[most nu-male]

accurate

BEWARE THE NU-MALES AND I'M A NU-NU-MAN

Failed to sleep early through the whole night
Wake up after 3 hours
Now I'm here listening to Queensryche at 5 A.M.

I feel asleep at 6:30pm and woke up at 10:45 pm get on my level

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what is the best first wave black metal album?

Parabellum - Sacrilegio

How can one band have more good riffs than all of the other bands in metal combined?

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Ghost is true metal

>7mil views
>17 mil on another video

what the fuck? why is a traditional doom band so popular?

They're kind of like a Sabbath throwback but have enough of their own sound that they have value beyond just being a throwback band like Wolfmother or w/e

They also have cool imagery and lyrics. Papa is also quite a charismatic character.

Not surprised at all that they managed mainstream success.

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lel

the vocals are weak as fuck desu

okay?

Is 99% of /metal/ from usa? this is so dead

Anyone here write and record their own? I'm starting up a thrash band, and I'm curious of what Sup Forums can write.

I'd say 40% of /metal/ from the US, not much more
another 40% are third-worlders, and the 20% left are from western europe

This

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This is my rough recording I did tonight. Leaning more towards crossover thrash. No leads or vocals on this one yet.

Also, bumping the thread.

Atmospheric Black Metal with actual riffs and some Neofolk elements.

sehnflucht.bandcamp.com/releases

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