Wake up

>wake up

>go to kitchen

>"Oh hey whachu want fo breakfast wite boi?"

eat her ass

you just cook me anything sweety, and i'll have your ass for

Tell her "that ass baby" and bend her over that counter...

tongue up her ass hole

touch the hair

obviously not my house. I dont allow animals in the house.

Holy shot!!!

Waffle with milk

...

Bomb the house with my muslim friends

who are you?

I would tongue punch her fart box

yea not a bad idea my friend

>Call me that again and I'll have to resort to daily beatings

i do it

some chocolate heart bread

go to the kfc party

>be shota
>hug her around waist burying my face inbetween her big soft cheeks
>her: giggles in black
>inhale

fuck off homo this aint 9fag

probably lick her ass hole

>"your pussy"
I then proceed to bend her over and fuck her hard. Staring at her thicc ass the whole time

Wonder where the fuck I am and who's house that is because I don't got a kitchen like that.... Then nope the fuck out of there because I'm not getting further involved in whatever the hell transpired the previous night of which somehow got me to sleep with that thing.

lol

my word this woman is the most wonderful creature ive ever seen good lord

That ass on my face.

haha you're my wife?

Jesus. I would destroy that ass.

No my face

bangers and mash

It must be a crazy thing to lick an ass like this