Last night i was visited by a raccoon behind my house during a my bonfire. He ate hotdogs with me and then left. I'm going to try to attract him back tonight and crack open a cold one with the raccoon. So Sup Forums, what should i name my new drinking buddy?
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Need Raccoon names
Racoon McRacoonface
Looks pretty young. That explains his brazen behavior.
He'd appreciate dog food too.
Coon!
How about Bandit? I be no one's thought of Bandit as a raccoon name!
Scabby steve
This!
Coonskin zack
Scrappy O'Brian
Benedict Cumberbatch
Definitely name him Sly.
Moot, to honor the lord.
Diggin these names, c'mon guys let's hear some other ones. Will post pics of me cracking open a cold one with raccoon tonight if I get a good name
Speedbump
Fappy McGee
Rocky or ricky ronnie
Cornell Fields
Rocky Raccoon. You should provide him with a room and gideons bible
Dindu Nuffin
Piney
Ringo Dingo, raccoons have some descent from dogs I think?
Bump
nope, more closely related to bears
Trash Panda
Rocket
of course
But they will eat your babies.
Rocket
Capture him later and start putting cybernetic parts on him.
your mum is more closely related to bears
King Trashmouth
summer has begun
OP here:
Favorites so far...
>Rocket
>Ricky
>Sly
>Speedbump
they'll raise them as their own
never heard of Racoon Boy?
Rocky mccoonster
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Name him Dalton
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Flip Wilson
Cocky McMonster
OP here:
Top 3
1. Rocket
2. Ricky
3. Speedbump
I want your most creative names Sup Forums
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You can set a tramp, with a tube and a cord, pit food inside and when he is trapped you just a bullet on his head.
Jeffrey
I'm trying feed him beer and hot dogs, he can't do either one of those things if he's dead
or not
Paco is the best name for a raccoon.
Ok you win.
Rocky the Rocket Speedbump
Tyrone
*Ricky the Rocket Speedbump
My bad
He isn't trying steal my bike, just my food
faggot decide to insult my mother because i pointed out; rather nicely actually, that they were wrong.
Typical fucking snowflake: correct them with easily attainable and verifiable facts and watch the insults fly.
I was mad because my Mother was not a bear.
My Dad was.
and I'm an otter.
I hope you get rabies you sound like a fucking tumblurina go hang yourself hopefully the ceiling doesn't collapse on itself
See, raccoons can get energy from lead, same like humans can get energy with iron, see how active becomes with a dose of lead.youtube.com
Ok i'm naming the Raccoon Ricky. Will post drunk raccoon selfies tonight
this for sure
idk I laughed
Pete the Cat
Nope, neckbeard edgelord instead. I am currently enjoying a refreshing dew and on thursday I have sword coming in the mail