What is your Trump tweet?

What is your Trump tweet?

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beware: with your answer the NSA can confirm your identiy

>even if you are behind 7 proxies

Jobs are rigged. Fake media!

Thank you D. Nov 5 confirmed.

Fake news media is incredible, enjoy!

Thank you S. Oct 28th confirmed.

Don't worry, we don't share with the NSA. We say we do. But we don't. We just keep it in the other Agency.

Dems are sick. It's sad. :'(

SAD

This

> implying hundreds of thousands of people weren't born on the same day as ne

Hillarys emails are loser! Such dishonesty!

Fake news media is ugly. I have tremendous respect for women

rollo

Oh fuck off. Yall need to go get intellectually enlightened some time in your life.

roll

> I just finished my first semester in community college now I'm intellectual HURRRRRR

Checked. Obviously, they will have to narrow it down to a much more containable amount.

this is far more effective on Facebook. You know all these little quizzes?

>Think about it.

They know your first and last name and the city you're in. They have a good idea of your politics from your "LIKES", people you follow, movies you like etc. But there are hundreds of Jenna Crosby's out there and even more than one in your city. They want to know exactly which one you are to cross reference that to their other lists.

So they have a fun "quiz".

What is your soap opera name?

Your middle name, the street you live on and the color of your shirt

Ahh, now they know you are Jenna CATHERINE Crosby and that you live on Primrose Lane.

Cross check - yep, found the Crosby's on Primrose Lane in your city. Boom. They know you, your address, your phone number AND your politics.

This is how the last election was won and this is how the next election will be won.

You let the slimy fuckers win every time you fall for this shit.

aids infested ghetto crack whore prices

thanks for the spam

mine sounds legit

@CNN is Unbelievable, Such Dishonesty!

now they have your IP address, your first initial and your DOB. You can bitch and moan that it was someone else in your house or a neighbor stealing your wifi.

think about what you do on Sup Forums from now on. because it is now cross referenced to YOU.

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>aids infested ghetto crack whore prices
>thanks for the spam

wholey fawk! mods are modding!

>Covfefe is stupid - little credibility!

my trump tweet name is

Betsy DeVos Seretary of Education

pic related: OC, b me

oh hell yes! 0's are wild. Sextup 8s!

Covfefe is lousy we will build the wall!

mexico is failing big trouble

Women are Dumb Big Trouble!

Mexico is nasty. Not!

>many keks were had

Jobs are useless. It is sad.

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> implying I didn't lie and pick the combination that I found funniest

Dems are huge not good!

stop trying to scare summerfags idiot

Obamacare is useless. Make America great again!

Wow its so realistic

Rollderbolder

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