I just fucking pissed in my gfs dog water bowl

I just fucking pissed in my gfs dog water bowl.

I hate that fucking dog

I'm going to feed it grapes tonight.

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Im married and I let a shemale fuck me in the ass until the shemale cummed inside me

A guy orderd a water with 2 ice cubes..... and i only put in 1

Nein, aber ich hab ne andere Story dazu:

Meine Cousine ist ziemlich scharf wie ich find und nicht die cleverste. Also hab ich versucht sie mit einem fake account reinzulegen. Sie ist nicht darauf angesprungen. Also dachte ich das Versuch ich nochmal mit nem anderen fake Account. Also w hat es dann nach zwei Monaten gelegentlichem Geschreibe geklappt.

Nachdem Sie mir so ziemlich alles beantwortet hat was ich zu Ihrem Sexleben, Vorlieben, etc. gefragt hab ging es an einen Austausch intimerer Bilder.
Mehr Details? Fragen?

Big dick?

average size

Sucked it? How old is your wife?

yeah we sucked each other
wife is 32 years old

Kannst du nen Bild von ihr zeigen?

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you monster

i wear my mothers bra and underwear and jerk off in them
im in them now

pic please, I sometimes wear my wife's undearwear and broadcast it to chaturbate or randomchat

im to shy ;-;

I fucked the girlfriend of one of my best friends multiple times, and no one knows, should i ever tell?

my aunt is living with us. she is wheelchair bound and old. i sometimes get so horny i go up to her and jerk off onto her. usual just facials. family does not know about this.

dose the aunt?

What does feeding grapes do?

not really. shes pretty much a retard since car accident. she just kinda stares

I used to do this with a cousin with downs syndrome I would play with her tits and jack off

Dogs just really like the taste of grapes I felt bad for pissing in its bowl

You were never friends with them if you even so much as thought about fucking their chicks lad. Go ahead and tell them you asswipe, not like you a actually cared enough to stop with regret after the first time, you kept doing it like a cheating housewife, dont act like its somehow not your fsult or that it was a acident, man up and just say it you chucklefuck.

>I used to help a friend push his left over adderall.
>People would ask if I could get other things.
>Used to say no but I asked around anyways.
>Turns out I know a lot of people who push
>Have regular 9-5 job but push for spending money and as a favor to people who started with the Adderall.
>I never took it seriously, I always saw it as im just helping my friends deal, Im not really a dealer
>I dont even use
>shooting pool with friends in garage
>we go through my stockpile for shits
>I have A TON more stuff than I thought

>MFW i'm a criminal

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my dad owns a ranch near the mexico boarder in AZ. me and my older brother would hand out bottles of water to border crossers as they passed through. little did they know we replaced the water with paint thinner. every now and then there would be news reports of illegals found dead from heat or dehydration. some where reported just miles up the road. :)

Grape skin has a substance toxic to dogs

I fucked a girl in my roommate/friends bed

kek

youre not a criminal, fag.

i am currently fucking a black girl behind my wifes back. shes an adopted child of a co worker. shes 17 now but this has gone on for 5 years.

similar stare but usually mouths open

ja erzähl weiter.

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i steal money from my room mate. usually just $10 or $20 from his wallet. I've also sold a few of ps4 games.

Oh good, I was starting to get worried.

I get that the average b poster isnt a saint by any strech of the imagination but fucking a twelve year old black chick and continuing to fuck her for 5 years in a row behind your wifes back is either made up or just makes you a massive asshole. Either way, bravo, got me disgusted enough to give you a (You)

its one thing to take money
but sell his games you monster

No. Grapes aren't toxic to any animal dipshit. Dogs love grapes you cuck

kek

Parasitic piece of shit

her parents had to pay for an abortion a year ago. they had no clue it was caused by me and assumed it was from a party she had went to. a story we made up to have cover for us secretly fucking

This guy is already helping you pay rent and utilities and you steal his fun money, the little bit he actually get to have for himself to do the little things he likes so it makes his job and life worth it.

And you just take it.

And then his video games, that are like 70 bucks a piece, who knows how long he has been working on a game or character

And you just take it and sell it.


throughout history when fuck ups were born nature dealt away with them, now we have you to deal with.

Can you just please kill yourself? can you just do one decent thing in your disgusting pathetic life?

You are poisoning the well for the rest of us, just fucking do it already you subhuman filth.

Fuck the dog then kill it

You're not a dealer unless you take a cut, but keep in mind the court system won't see it that way.

Right now, if you're absorbing that much risk and getting no monetary reward, you're fucking retarded.

You arent a dealer.

You are just a retard who's giving away drugs.

most games save on consel or cloud so he might still have his charterers just need get game back
but still asshole thing to sell them

I have no soul.

look you don't know the situation. if he makes it that easy to do and he is that stupid to not notice then who is the real bastard here? I have given him things over the years, during birthdays or holidays. It isn't like I never helped

I have an embarrassing blog, nobody knows. keep it secret

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Imagine she Just can't move but recognize what you so. She probably thinking youre a little pervert

or want to rips his nuts off

I have 1 gb of cp in my cellphone

So then why didnt you just ask him if he so nice and gullible?

You are still a massive piece of garbage for taking something that you didnt work for regardless of past shit.

You are suppose to give gifts and not expect anything in return, you just give gifts then steal shit later on down the road and justify it that way.

Not only are you mentally defective, you are a selfish pathetic lowlife.

Like you can't smell it

>I just fucking pissed in my gfs dog water bowl.

This is the reason I love Sup Forums.

Sometimes, the thought that I will eventually die and cease to exist keeps me awake for days

There has only be a few times I think she knew. She seems to get quiet and less grunts when I go into her room and "shut" door. Our family usually always keep it open but i guess that noise has in some way let her know what her young nephew is about to do

Poison my ex girlfriend

so gay

He probably knows it. He is already jizzing in your food or anything else. You are really stupid to fuck up with someone you are most vulnerable to

forgot to mention that the single ice cube melted before the water glass reached him

>Meine Cousine

MODS !! underaged cousine

Take it too your grave

Also if you still hang slowly distance yourself to no longer see them anymore

What the fuck is wrong with both of you?

I have an embarassing blog as well ...it's about fluffy abuse.

I get lots of free material from Sup Forums

one time i was in the garage and didn't feel like going inside to piss so instead i pissed in the trash can

Give her some noopept or semax and she will recover and can tell your family what you are doing. But honestly this is really degrading. If someone finds Out you are so fucked up you can forget Relations with everyone you know and everyone in your city

no gf. got bored jerking alone. saw opportunity

This guy doesn't know his girlfriend has cheated on him

io sono un mafioso che mi vado facendo le sparatorie e gli agguati e poi la domenica allo stadio anche se sono interista fingo di tifare per il Napoli altrimenti quelli del quartiere Sanità mi acchiappano e mi fanno nuovo nuovo

Does he have cancer or why no eyebrows?

I know. Im alittle scared to continue but when its just me and her alone in the house. i will keep thinking about it over and over until I go in there and so it. once I cum and clean her up I always tell myself no more. thats it. dont do it again. then the urge happens when parents are away and I cave...

Speak english you oregano snorting faggot.

do you have a kik

"cummed" is such a fucking stupid word to read

I think I know your wife

Justin Howard, I know this is you son of a bitch. You told me on an avid trip once and now all of your friends know

>Being butthurt and upset about a dog
>Take "revenge" against it
Dogs have the intelligent level of a 2 years old. You are basically butthurt and want to revenge something with a mind similar to a toddler.

Jesus fuck you are pathetic. Consider your life choices.

I once smoked a cigarette when i was a teenager

My parents still don't know

So after dinner last night I was helping my mother in law clean up. She asked if I had enough. I told her that I was full. I went in close to her and said that I would really like to fill her up. She looks right I'm my eyes and says "you want to shoot a load in me?" In a tone that was more invitation then question.
Holy shit did that get me hard.

He has alopecia

Tfw the ones who saw your pile Rob you

more?

I drank a whole bottle of medicine (the pink colored one that tasted good for kids) and blamed it on my sister.

Got away with it but I do think I contracted hypothyroidism from it.

fuck.. NEVER post that shit online. you will be found out!!

i stole my sister in law panties and came in.

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It's because he wants to appear as a stoic bouncer, he doesn't want to let anyone knows when he's mad

lol whatever
great!

Why does this make me hard?

I had to let it out, i even went confessed to a pastor once... It didn't end really well tho

You really should stop or you will become cringe and psychological Problems. To Finish it you should buy a fleshlight or something else so you can Switch to that. And then you should Go to Here and Just say sorry for it. You really don't want to doubt your whole life when she is dying

What you want to know? I felt her up a few times yesterday too. My favorite is sliding my hand under her shirt and just holding her around the waist.

how so? did he make you finish the whole pack?

By dating her?

Lost my big v to a massage parlor hooker in Manchester when I was fifteen on a family vacation

I guess it helps with his current job as a firefighter in CFD

This whole story makes me diamonds

She's that one broad dating the faggot, right?

>to

I'm trying. I don't have cc or order anything like that online. embarrassed parents will find out. this has been the one thing that makes me cum hard. I think its because there still is a woman there. another person. and im not alone when i climax onto her face. Im not hurting her and she cant feed or bathe herself so she may not know exactly whats happening.