On which side is your penis hanging?

On which side is your penis hanging?

Left

left

Straight down the middle.

Mines straigth

...

Left

Straight up

it looks good, hard pic pls?

Left, and after 43 years, I think it dawned on me as to why, and why left is the most common way to "dress." (I think I heard that it was).

Anyway, the reason, I suspect, is that it's easier to put your dick to the left inside clothes if you're using your right hand (and are therefore presumably right-handed). You can use your wrist instead of extending your whole arm. That's a simplistic exaggeration, but you get the point, I assume. You guys think I'm on to something?

Right

are you a lefty?

Looks more like to the right on this pic

Good God that's hideous

its a mirror pic, so reverse it....

I'm just an average

It looks really good, thanks~

No problem. Can i see yours?

sometimes left, sometimes right, sometimes straight

lefty

left or just straight out

Your stomach is fucked up.

Both sides bitch

Mine also curves left but my theory is because I beat my meat with my right hand

Mine just hangs there

Dunno

Are you 12?

Middle I guess.

Shave or at least trim it

Nah. I'm keeping the winter bush this year. Nobody's using this shit anyway.

fuck off, molester

Left as fuck