Hello! I'm your friendly neighborhood psychologist, Sakuya3D!

Hello! I'm your friendly neighborhood psychologist, Sakuya3D!

Come in, have some t-tea with me, and t-tell me all about your mother! Or whatever else you want to talk about.

I'm here for you, Anonymous.
Don't s-suffer in s-silence.

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fuck off nigger

Whats this now

I like the fact you write directly on your fridge Sakura rather than using sticky notes or a white board or w/e. Shows you value efficiency. Also, do you intend to sue 7cupsoftea for stealing your shtick?

What heresy is this. Where is Alice

Cute as always
Did something happen to you?

Tits or gtfo

No exceptions special snowflake democrat

Love you, Sakura!

H-how about we play a game, Anonymous?

Love and c-cheer! How c-can I help you?

*pulls off Sakuya mask* D-don't worry, it's just me with a d-different cosplay

You aren't a real psychologist you deranged fucking cunt. Kill yourself.

how about you fuck off nigger

Absolutely. T-the lawsuit is in the works.

Got s-some teeth pulled

H-how about we instead pick a tea?

Irregardless tits or gtfo

phew. so much hate today~ don't let these summerfags get you down! love you

how about you fuck off nigger

Nice to see you again Alice E>

Hello!

As of Saturday, I'm married!

are you any good at the Touhou games?

>teeth pulled
Oh, nice having you back, this place felt very different without you

>>Irregardless
>>Triggered

my brother is an alcohol and my mother addicted to it
what do i do

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I can't stop fapping, help!

Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck writes on their fridge?
Why waste your time with this shit?
Attention?

Too many erections

pls send help

Get your brother out of there before your mother drinks him.

Also

>> aN alcohol

S-sorry, you need t-to lurk more

some disgusting pig face needs attention

Hi Alice!

I'm having the same issue too.
Though, that's pretty hot.

>*pulls off Sakuya mask* D-don't worry, it's just me with a d-different cosplay

>hiding your face.
Post boipucci.

C-can you please try to make this post again?

N-not enough love I bet!

You t-too should talk

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bork!

>irregardless
Neck yourself filth

curious eh ? heh heh.. gotcha..

Hey there, Alice.

talk about what?

Thank you! I've been super excited ever since! Hahah

Hate attention d-dear

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Why haven't you played BotW in like, a week?

Do you even read e-mails that people send you?

A cute! CUTE

Hiya, Alice. How are you this evening?

My wife has been running up debt in secret for years. I find out about it and pay it off, then it happens again.

I didnt sign a pre-nup and shes 6 months pregnant. How do I keep from killing myself?

Your dicks, apparently.

That y-you bestie?

Email me at [email protected] and I'll b-buy you a wedding gift

my school psychologist
he told me i have coprophagia after i told him what i do (i sneke into the women's bathroom and ya know)
what do you think i should do

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Alice, marry me

Clearly.
Otherwise we wouldn't have gotten those logs of Alice admitting that they fuck dogs.

I love the banana for size comparison

I can't stop jerking off to old man porn. What happened to me. Why must I be sexually interested in old fucks.

Yeah no I've been lurking a decade

You need to cease being a stereotypical fail cumdumpster and follow simple rules

kill her first, the choice is obvious

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Alice will you marry me? I'll fly to NYC and pay for everything

*blinks slowly* W-why would the first few lines have to do with the last one?

Divorce her and declare bankruptcy if you want to get out of debt. But given you are clearly capable of paying it off, what's the problem?

More than that, if it happened more than once....why are you still with her?

back again fishing for stream followers

>Every single one.

Sent one almost 20 days ago, I guess you have a lot of them

Donate to charity or get an user something they need! We'd feel bad to receive a gift.

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kek youre pathetic

LIAR!
If you hated attention you wouldn't do this shit
Although I don't hate you as much as that nickel faggot, hes downright insufferable
And have you ever really helped anyone, or is it just assholes like me and people doing the old circle-jerk where everyone knows each other even though this shit is supposed to be anonymous

hey bitch havent seen you in a while whats wrong?
getting tired of yours beloved anons?

I t-think you should stop sneaking into womens bathrooms.

*blinks* T-those were fabricated literally six years ago. Who are you?

>lurking for a decade
>doesn't know who Alice is

Yeah okay.

S-sorry, I don't b-believe in marriage.
Literally. I don't think it's real.
Prove me wrong.

Spam faster you loser.

Link?

kek'd

That one guy from Kiwifarms.

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She's sent me a lot of stuff through the mail. Even helped pay some medical expenses of mine.

I want to date you, Alice. I think you're incredibly sexy.

R-resend it

>M-my teeth got pulled so I couldn't s-stream.

Teeth, plural? Wisdom teeth?

...

>C-could use a bandaid.
*gives you a bandaid* I hope that helps a little.

Just google Alice lied.
Even if it's not true it's pretty funny read.

>what's the problem?

Its not really the money, its the fact that she lies about it. Im still with her because I fell for the marraige meme once before, this is my second. I ended up buying a house with this one. I am in some serious shit as far as liability goes. If I leave her thats 18 years of child support, not counting whether or not she gets the house and how much of her debt I become liable for.

Its a stressful situation. I recently put in my resignation at work, thinking we had enough money saved up that I could move to a job that would be more in line with my education and experience...a week later I find out about some credit cards she ran up I did not even know about, and some bills that went to collections she did not pay. I have a baby on the way and I feel my marriage falling apart.

This is fucking killing me. I have no trust, and she has the audacity to ask me why I dont want to have sex with her.

The fuck man, what the fuck is going on with my life.

Kiwi farms? D-doesn't ring a bell.

I'd d-do it for anyone dear.

Please, y-you could do WAY better than me!

>M-my teeth got pulled so I couldn't s-stream.
dumb bitch

Look if you hated attention you wouldnt have threads all the fucking time where youre in the spotlight

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I will! Just as l-long as it means you and I can be t-together.. forever..

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I also think on top of sneaking into restrooms... you may want to consider your.. umm choice in "food".... it isn't healthy and is breeding ground for disease...
Well hello you E>

Hi Alice, nice to see you again

N-nope! Just fucked up ones!
Now I talk with a whistle, it's great.

Oh t-thank you

I am burnt out of my job. I show up for about 2 hours, surf the web, and leave. considering quitting soon due to complete apathy

hi aliss you're an alice

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why are you so pale?

>You could do better than me
I don't want to, though. It's only you, as far as I'm concerned.

you lot can thx me later
>Snap Teens .net

No way.
Guess Jack gave up on you.

I need help.

I do no care about anything anymore.
I behave just fine, study, socialize and doing some sports.

But I have no drive. I do not care about about money, relationships, success, fun or suffering.
I embraced nihilism a bit too much.

My question is what tea should Idrink for breakfast?

KYS faggot