Roast me

Roast me

You look like the type of person who puts "single but looking for friends, not a hookup" as your profile on Tinder but sends nudes of your blubber when a remotely attractive male matches with you

So what's it going to be, I need this for my womens studies class, please help me!

Good idea, it really is the best thing you can do with pork

>fat and white
I'm pretty sure that you're already a roastie.

let me worship you

You have more chins than a chinese phonebook

You look good without makeup. Most women are dogs without makeup.

I don't like your hair style.

Eh fuck it. I'd smash

I get the weird feeling that youre glaring back at my soul

Fucking faggot virgin.

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You're the girl in the threesome who doesn't get as much attention.

Pussy is dark meat but feels really good. Amirite?

More wife material than hookup material.

Black Irish

I want to pop that zit on your chin so badly it hurts.

Fleshlight 2.0

Post nude pic OP

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I was getting pretty hard scrolling around on Sup Forums. Now I'm soft and my phone is broken due to dropping it in shock.

You look like you give the blowjob equivalent of "just the tip"

Give us a pic of your tongue/tonsils

I'm not supposed to fap, so don't overdo it

Rule 31
TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours