Officer Doofy reporting for dooty!

Officer Doofy reporting for dooty!

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It pulled off the Usual Suspects ending better than Usual Suspects did.

Hey Doofy, smell my finger!

Okay, now smell mine.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL??!!??

boy

Poopy

DOOFY, MOM SAID YOU GO HOME NOW!

Tru dat.

Mom said you're not the boss of me when I have the badge on.

Nigga this is on tv right now

To this day it still blows my mind they actually managed to David Arquette. I barely recognized him.

Anyone ever tried that? how was it

Thebjoke was that nobody suspects the mentally ill

Making a murderer showed however they will always have the handicapped take the blame

I know I'm watching it on ifc

It's very painful

However if you put an onahole in it and set power to low it feels amazing

WDHMBS?

>Dave Sheridan went from being in Scary Movie to playing extras in Scare Tactics in just three years

2 isn't as good as 1 but I rate them like this.

1>2>3>4>strong hand>dogshit>5>6

Does sticking your dick in a hoover actually feel good?

You'll rip your dick off.

youtube.com/watch?v=RtgcWnlN0uw

yeah, its amazing. go try it

What you doin user?

Are you gonna watch the blair witch after it? Im prolly not, 3spoopy

Sittin here watchin the game, smokin some bud

Never watched it before so maybe

WHAZZUUUUUUP?!?!!!

What if I added one of these?

>early wayans comedies and scary movie 1/2

good vibes and coziness in this thread

Some people is so ignorant
THATS RIGHT I GOT YOU ON CANDID CAMERA
>tfw I'm pretty sure this movie couldn't be made today due to the light racism, rape jokes, and general amusement

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Your ass is grass

>fleshlight
>actual fleshlight brand fleshlight
Use an onahole unless you're a casual piece of shit.

She looks so much like Kate Beckinsale it's uncanny. I wish her character didn't die in Bates.

>Brenda dies cause she's a stereotypical black at the movies

YO PICK UP THE PHONE

Ruined all those movies I'd kill her too.

Man I'm fucking stoned.

What happened to the guy playing him? why hasn't he become a popular comedy actor?

she looks like Ryan Reynolds

that scene had me dead

>your ass is grass
>this one's for big momma's house!

Assclown

Does this make me look gay?

And now I cant unsee it.

Hey, where you goin'?

Gail swallows!

Don't pay attention to that faggot

>mfw Ray wasn't gay

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Remember when we sucked each other off?

3 and 4 were still good, even if they were just general parodies at that point
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I bet she gave killer head.

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>Scream is already a satire of slasherflicks
>make a parody of a satire
>it's amazing

I don't know how they pulled it off.

Isn't it weird how this parody of a parody managed to be better than the original parody

>6
What

Yo, YOU sucked MY dick

Wasn't there a 6? I thought it had Ashley Tisdale in it. Talk about dead careers jeez.

That was 5

Take my hand user!

>the back tattoos
>RAY!
>FUCKED ME!
>RAY!
>FUCKED ME!
>RAY!
>FUCKED ME!
>RAY FUCKED ME!
>absolute look of disguist
>WEDGIE

only redeeming thing about that movie was the Ashley Tisdale sex scene with the inanimate objects.

Maybe just maybe the pool cleaner/vacuum cleaner party if you're sleepy or high enough

THE OTHER ONE!

MOMMMM I told you not to disturb me when im cleaning my rooooom

No, there's no 6. Why the op of that chain decided to list a film he's obviously never seen is the point

I only remember the last scene when doofy is angry with her sister.

3 isn't great but it does have its moments

It's my strong hand!

Doof means dumb in german

kek

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reeling out the old hose is the only good joke in the whole movie

Hey who's in there?

Best gag by far in that movie.

It means food in Backwards English

>implying you wouldn't

The lore deepens...

When they all roll up with progressively bigger weapons is pretty funny and Nielsen pissing in guys mouth.

I would kill for a reunion movie with all of the cast from 1&2. Curry would be difficult given his condition but I'd be fine with him not appearing because he killed every role he was in.

First time i ever saw a dick in theaters

You're all good anons don't be at World Trade Center on September eleventh or invest in Enron.

Guessing im not alone in the fact I can't remember anything from Scary Movie 4?

I actually remember most of it.
I know it's a really unpopular opinion but it's my second most liked movie of the franchise after the first one.

>they're taking everyone, young, old, rich, poor
>Chingy

>being this weeb

YOU RUINED SCHINDLER'S LIST!

"Hey y'know I think I knew her. She had a brother named Steve?"
"Yeah"
"Long hair, pretty little mouth, perfect ass?"
"That was her"
"Nah I was talking about Steve. What ever happened to him?"

This scene was barely a parody, it was almost cinéma vérité. The amount of movies I've been to where elements of this happened in a theater is just not funny.

This is the hottest scene in the entire franchise.

>Student Bodies is a 1980 parody of slashers and other horror movies
>Scream is a more serious version of Student Bodies, but very similar, down to the intro and to the two killers bit
>Scary Movie is a parody of a horror-comedy based on a parody of horror movies

Weirdest thing is that all those movies are good.

Holy fuck I didn't know David Cross was in SM 2

SHPESHL OFFISER BWENDAN REPORTING FOR ALIMONY

Sometimes we get a lot of good movies and that's great.

I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!

3>1>2>4

Then of course you have the parody of a parody of a parody of a parody of a parody

Every time I think of this I think of that "HAS SCIENCE GONE TO FAR" shit

*used to get*

Fixed that for you.

My nigger

isn't that the one with the rapper and Nielsen as president and the War of the worlds parody? If so that's one of the best movies.