/flip/ Elections General: Too many normies edition

>RESULTS
ph.rappler.com/elections/2016/results
gmanetwork.com/news/eleksyon2016/results

>CURRENT YEAR MAN CALLS DUTERTE "TRUMP OF THE EAST"
youtube.com/watch?v=SLo67AdKTQ0

>LIBKEKS REACT TO DUTERTE
>Skip to 3:27
youtu.be/dTB5KhEa1AE?t=3m27s


Live updates
>ABias-CBN
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>Rapeler
rappler.com/nation/politics/elections/2016/live-updates-philippines-presidential-elections

>Communist News Network
cnnphilippines.com/tags/topic/2016_Elections

Latest polls pre-election (SWS)

>Duterte 33%
>Poe 22%
>Roxas 20%

other news
>Populism and etc
bbc.com/news/world-asia-36223755

>Duterte Harry
theguardian.com/world/2016/may/08/philippines-duterte-harry-the-would-be-president-accused-of-using-death-squads

>Nippon sama on Dutdut desu~
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=322&v=rR7ljdukdlU

Free memes for everyone
>Fist Bump
youtube.com/watch?v=jDiaXYANolk

>ANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANO????
youtube.com/watch?v=9cZARremCoE

>Rape jokes and aussiebumms
youtube.com/watch?v=DgfC8xEIyFQ

>Putang ina nyo (Son of a bitch)
youtube.com/watch?v=6TldszXmG80

>The Duterte Finger
youtube.com/watch?v=X4b4hIdsFjc

>Traffic Enforcer
youtube.com/watch?v=WTgXq5oqt1o

>DUDE METH LMAO
youtube.com/watch?v=HI963svU8mg


Documentary dump
>Al Jewzeera on Duterte the Absolut Madman
youtube.com/watch?v=7NrIcuBf7iU

>Mar Roxas on Suicide watch
youtube.com/watch?v=thCDBol528E

>Angulo; Miriam Defensor Santiago
youtube.com/watch?v=FCqn3TJkXS4

First for MaPhilindo 2.0

I'm supporting Flip Trump, who's good for Bukidnon?

>Muh punisher is the only argument why people voted for Duterte

Kay Mar Roxas tayo dahil siya'y tapat at kagalang-galang na tao. Subok na ang katapatan at husay niya bilang lider. Naaalala niyo ang nangyari nung Bagyong Yolanda? Diba pinakita niya ang kanyang galing at talino? Kaya naniniwala ako na pag siya ang nanalo ipagpapatuloy niya ang Daang Matuwid na sinimulan ng the best Filipino President on the history na si PNoy. Wag natin pahintulutan na mahalal ang isang diktator at isang Marcos sa Gobyerno. Mar Roxas para sa tunay at totoong pagbabago!

duterte-marcos

Why not Allan Carreon?

Latest senatorial race update

>when drug addicts support Duterte
Heh.

kek rare Pepe

rappler has a bunch of goddesses for journalists

>degenerate party normies turning against Duterte because of the 1am curfew

Have to wonder though, has anyone ever heard someone from their office or family reunions that they'll be voting for Roxas or Binay and defending their candidate thoroughly if questioned?

>drinking on a plate
nigga what are you doing?

Reposting since I made a different thread and didn't see this general. As Philippine born American Jungle Asian - Jesus, what the fuck is going on there? This guy was a syndicate lord before becoming mayor. The criminals his hit squads likely killed off were his competition. We had 16 years of good economic growth and (although I'm not surprised people are being suckered by a meme candidate) you guys are putting in what will become a likely dictator? So I guess it'll be too dangerous to come back for the next 6 years?

The Big Guys from Langley, Virginia will remove him from the shadows if he tries undermining foreign relations.

I guess it worked since majority vote is for him. So what's your point?

Name is literally "Pepe"
Rarest of them all

...

you already made it outta here, why bother looking back

you mean god's gifts to flip journalists? i hear none of their panties ever smell mapanghi

They're being retards, they never knew what it feels like being free and prosperous. They think muh punisher will magically make the Philippines great

his name is literally pepe. kek

Well I am sure Bong Bong Marcos as VP will prevent him from being a dictator.

BTW, with numbers like these I am pretty sure its Duterte/Marcos.

Partial & unofficial presidentiable tally from transparency server.

Keep in mind these are the same people who voted for Erap and GMA too lol.

will du30 will make furry real?
will he make my dog talk filipino so i can fug it with its consent?

So can one of you flips clear some things up for me. You all keep mentioning "Togalogs". Are these like your niggers or something?

Not if calculators from Beijing crash their planes first with no geolocation

Why does BongBong look like an elderly woman?

TESDA-TESDA-MAAN!
S'YA-ANG-ATIN-TESDA MAAN!

JUST IN:
>DU30 - 12,263,802
>Rocucks - 7,024,106

>people keep deluding themselves on the marcos era being prosperous thinking electing 2 literal tyrants will make Philippines good like in the 60s

And Panot

>Marcos - 11,161,752
>Robredo - 10,449,449

>Precincts counted: 60.98%

I still have family there and it'd be nice to point at my country of origin being on the upswing like it was in the mid-20th century without facepalming at the nigger/crab mentality.

I haven't been in the Philippines when Noy was president so I don't have an opinion of him

Will Philippines ever get another Marcos landslide?

Mayor dapat mauna

niggers are the visayans (cebuano/waray)
tagalogs are the cucks

No. Robredo is actually statistically tied with him.

>people got deluded on the cory era being prosperous thinking that electing the balding son of cory will make the Philippines better
Works both ways.

Mayor of what? Your city?

>Be an oxford student
>Ballot says shade 1 for president
>Shades 2 candidates
>Ballot is invalid
>Asks why the votes for President and Vice President is not equal

ELECTRICITY CRISIS

Marcos's sons are so hot holy shit

DIGO'S FOREIGN POLICY:
>Team up with the hegemonic power in our backyard

EVERY OTHER PRESIDENT'S FOREIGN POLICY SINCE AGUINALDO
>Team up with hegemonic power(s) 2000 kilometers away

Yeah. Just for this lightyears leap, Digo won me over. Foreign policy maverick right there.

Nag aral lang ata yan sa ibang bansa para di siya makakuha ng phil history subject

>tfw voted for Dick Gordon
>"Ipasok si Dick sa Senado"

fuck off degenerate slut

BAYAN MUNA BAGO ANG PUKE MO

PENETRATE
THE
SENATE

>slower as fuck internet connections impeding transmission of votes from some areas

>Teaming up with weak countries
>Not teaming up with global superpowers

I never liked cory, keep projecting.

I liked Ramos though, he made Philippines at least be competent in the international level.

Erap until duterte will be a blunder, enjoy living in a shithole forever mate.

Like we had good internet from the start.

Flips, how much would a holiday in Palawan be? Good luck with the election, hope its not too crazy afterwards. Lots of friends who were TFWs worked with me at mcdonalds in high school.

20th century=US century
21st century=multipolar century
there are no global superpowers anymore, keep up senpai

I'm planning to go back and have a vacation in Palawan, my sister recommended me to go there. Stay away from Boracay though.

Srsly this. How can people still not see a sinking ship for what it is?

erap is good, he removes kebab
too bad he got impeached before he exterminates the moro scum.

NEW UPDATE:
>DU30 - 12,440,7778
>Marcos - 11,300,355
>Robredo needs about 700,000 votes to advance

>12,440,7778
Sorry for extra 7.

The US navy controls almost all of the seas. That makes us the only superpower retard.

He fucked MILFs.

Palawan is amazing. A lot of naked tourists there as well.
Last time my family had our vacation there, there were literally nude white women laying on the beach, and it was weird for us because no one does that here.

Hahabol pa yan

>Ilocos region transmission is now almost over
>Bicol is not even at 50%

>us
>implying you could even impose your will over the internet
Sure thing, insecure civilian

God I have these disgusting monkies
There are a bunch that live in a near by town I go to fish
There's one river specifically that these monkeys always crowd
They arrive at 4 in the morning and won't leave untill night
They speak their disgusting monkey language
Leave trash everywhere
Take all the fish even tiny ones
They are ugly and disgusting people
I wish you fuckers would stay out of my country

literally the royal family

But I'm in the US Navy retard

>Robredo's Clutch time.

Last time I went to Bora there was lumot

That was ten years ago though

pls go to southernmost parts of palawan
we will give you free boatride to sulu :DDD

>Estrada leads by 2k over Lim in Manila city mayoral race

k. keep us posted

Roxas is gaining at 7 million. Hahabol pa.

Oooh, so that's why the beta cucks made the move to impeach him.

Malabo pero tignan natin.

If he wins he'll probably spend the month rubbing it in on Du30 and to a small amount Binay.

>Manila
>Intellectual Voters
Pick one. More than half of our pop here are idiots in the slums.

Curious how you have an opinion of every president except the current one.

LAST TWO MINUTES NA LANG AT 5 MILYON AND LAMANG NG KALABAN
FIGHT MGA BATA, FIGHT!

why don't you put a sign that says 'throw your trash in the garbage bin'?

pag si mar nanalo, dinaya.

Then it is poorfag territory.

Daya measures kicking in

Like they would follow it or even can read it.

If he runs for president, will he win against Duterte?

DAYAANG MATUWID

>that's a windows 10 os

I actually don't know anything about him other than being Cory's son. I never kept up with any of his news that wasn't Obama visit.

Given Erap's past political history, nope.

>A Martard

Kuya, bakit baso gamit sa kanin?

DAANG MARUMI

fuck off sandro marcos

Ain't gonna lie, Erap just gave them canned goods and they all went apeshit over that.

>Bong Bong
Couldn't make this shit up if I tried

As opposed to muh wall and I'm rich?

Wasn't he second runner up in the last election?

gotta have catchy names