Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando/Daughteru/Avatar
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed (Yuno, Tomoko, Megumin are allowed)
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (do it on Discord)
>3D is almost always trash
Actual Rules:
>If you're posting you're not lurking
>Number of (You)s = Popularity
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Replace your "Waifu" with a trip so you can post your favourite bote
>Join the Discord/Telegram Groups and stop coming to the thread
>Come back every 2 months and pretend to be an e-celeb
>Most importantly, have fun!

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KILL ALL HOMOSEXUALS AND TRANSGENDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meme rules

>Using the Discord
You'll just get kicked out of it

!!!!!!

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Someone's butthurt

New thread, new everything! Also if I used the discord I'd have to get an invite first ;-;

How is everyone, again?

You say this every time! Why do you hate them so much?

Why does she have a wagon in this? I've always wondered!

Is this thread a guide on how to be cool
Just a sec, getting a trip

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Does someone like you even need a guide? Because you're always cool!
Wait, a trip? What do you mean?

You caught me

The real question is why doesn't Kanna have a wagon?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because there is no room for them in this world. If you're a faggot then you have to go too.
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

I'm obviously not cool unless Syndra replies to me

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I'm ok
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That's kind of the situation here, and thanks.
Hm? Why did you stutter?

She's going to buy ingredients for a cake

>dubs!
Because she has a backpack of course! It's the next best thing!

That's mean though... can't we make room for everyone? I mean, of course you're gonna get people who are outliers and make everyone else look bad, but still... As long as they can keep it behind closed doors, then it should be fine! I don't need to know about anyone's sexual preference if I'm getting a drink somewhere, and that's the only real problem I have with them.

>trips! Err, wait a sec...
Come on, you're cool no matter what! Just because someone replies to you doesn't make you cool! It's what you do, and... you're just being sarcastic, aren't you?

Hi Ayase! How are you doing today?

Hey, that's good! Are you doing anything today?

>dubs!
Ah, that's terrible then! I'm sorry.
I... n-no reason. But t-that's a good outfit, is all...

Really? That's pretty nice of her! What kind of cake is it? Who's it for?

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I think they're just making one. I don't remember

I'm doing great today! How are you doing?

Hi, how are you doing?

>dubs!
Oh, sorry sorry! Well, that's still nice of her.
Its... it's the ears and the face and hair or something... but seeing Alice always makes me happy. I can't figure out why!
She's from like an Alice in Wonderland type thing, right?

Hey, that's great to hear! I hope it stays that way!
I'm good, got my license renewed so that was nice to take care of! No idea what I'm going to do today!
What about you? Any plans?

hello hello I love you all

Ehhh, it has elements fro. alice in Wonderland. Its a lot sifferent though

Hi loveanon! I'm glad I got to see you today!

Ah, it's okay. I'm out somewhere with stronger signal.
And thanks, that's a rather nice outfit too.

Mostly going to just sit here, post from time to time and waste time

Ah, hi love user.
How are things?

A wild Haruhi appears!

hi friend

Well that's a little better then! I hope it stays that way! Are you busy? Err I know it's for family matters but I don't know if you're trying to do something so sorry if I'm distracting you with talking if you're trying to do something!
T-thanks Rem. Oh, now that's a really g-good picture! I didn't know we were doing bunny outfits though!

Nothing wrong with that! I enjoy talking to you at the very least. Why waste time though? I think as long as you're having fun it's not wasted time!

She needs a wagon
And a comfy lap
youtu.be/ZyYaSvWikPQ

24 volumes. I think. 105 chapters
Alive

I asked first.
But I am well, thank you.

Ah, we're just eating out. Having some dim sum if you know what that is, and we're just having some small talk after the meal, so it's fine.
I have this other one, other than that it's those Neko lingerie stuff.

Who's this cute little lesbian on the left?

All touhous are shit

that's okay! I'll take it.
that's good

>missed it by 7 seconds
Sorry sorry!
Ah, that sounds really really nice! I hope that you enjoy yourself, okay? You deserve it!
I'm okay I guess. Rough for me, stay up 30 hours 2 days ago then did another 30 hours yesterday, no idea if I'll do it again today. Also sick, so that sucks.
But that's life. I'm happy that your day is looking good though, really!

why are you staying up so much, friend ;~;

Actual Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
or Daughteru, or random seasonals, or a boat
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
or do so anyway and start a flame war
>Only one claim per user
i can't even prove you're doing it, but pls don't
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
except if you call the lewds
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
and maybe means don't worry just do it no one cares
>Discussion is welcomed
and good ones rare
>Insults must be original
or the same shit you've been saying for the past 2 weeks you've been here
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
any posting means you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
it always is
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
true
>Most importantly, have fun!
guess i'm breaking this rule

Yourself?
It's just a frame between things that they put on the DVD's of the anime

At least she's not a boat

So you get your license updated?

Goodness I have to ask again don't I?
How are you?

Ah, it's fine, don't worry. And what do you mean by a joking manner? Unfortunately it was more like a breakfast. And dot worry too much, I'm also a mess.

Also called the haHAA rules

Don't*
Typos ;-;

Fucking dog wont stop barking at shit and now I cant sleep.

I could be spending my time looking for a job, instead I just sit here and do nothing all day.

Dude meme edits lmao

>choosing a damn cartoon for a wife

You dumb niggers. Your wife is a middle aged jap man who drew that.

Hell yeah boi

I'm doing okay! I slept a lot and I'm gonna hang out and talk with a friend today, so that should be hopefully be okay!
I hate to do this, but ^

youtu.be/efioLa0JDcY

Nothing's more adorable than a good ol' social pariah schoolgirl.

Because I... Well the first time was to fix my schedule! The second time was to... well the second time had a different meaning behind it. I... I dunno. I'm just tired I guess.
Please don't worry about it though!

>Your wife is a middle aged jap man
Correct

I don't think she'll stop. She's a small dog and everything sets her off. I can't sleep anymore anyways so I may just go play games

Ah, it's alright.
I hope you have a lot of fun today!

It's a person that I don't know but seen around so I will say Hi and how are you to.

She also has an eyepatch and sort hair. Double points!

Dim sum is just Chinese pronunciation.
And it's cool, I'm pretty prone to racist jokes, so I heard them all that don't regard word play.
And that joke is in fact pretty dull.
You're welcome too.

Yeah?
FUck you FAGGOT
You write too much

You plan on getting a car anytime soon?

hihiiiiiiiiii

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Sorry to hear that then. Maybe pet her or something, give her attention and she might stop? Err, not saying you don't, just trying to help!
That sucks big time, I hate it when I can't sleep. What games?

Err, no I know that! I didn't mean to say that the words aaaa I'm stupid I'm sorry sorry! Really!
Well that's not cool of whoever said them. I hope that they learned to not be rude like that. I'm sorry for those people.
It's not even good, yeah. I've heard of worse ones, but I can't remember them that well anyways.

Yep, pretty much! Don't know why! Sorry if it bothers you!

If I had a job, maybe! No money to really get one though, and I don't even know where to look. I want one, but that's just a dream for now!

>dubs!
Hi Mai! How are you?

nope, I'm gonna worry. are you okay?
I'm gonna try my best

I forgot to reply to you.
Well that sucks, try feeding it some sort of drowsy medicine?

MASH
>hugs tightly
I missed you~
How have you been?

I wish, i'm just a neet ;

are you my hamakaze-chan?
>pulls you close
hi rem~ i missed you! my wifi came back today and i had like a 100 emails!

Shouldn't you be dead or something?
Oh I've tried but each time she hears people walk by or a car she bolts into the living room. I may play overwatch or world of warships. Whatever tickles my fancy.

Am I cool now?

Yeah, I think you'll find a job helps when buying stuff

How old even are you?

oh no

oh no

I hope it goes well
It doesn't bother me
We aren't that lucky

nope I'm just love-user

fuck off mai

Dammit I missed you both.

It's fine, I'm just clarifying. You aren't stupid, Kanna. Not to me at least.

Are you implying there's a chance you won't have fun?

>headpats
I'm happy to see you're okay!
How have you been since you were gone for a little?

Whoa, the legendary Mash. Can we ERP?

ouch, not really, why?

OKAY, Mai. Its time to stop. You started this "meme" by replying fuck off mai to everyone of your posts. Its getting annoying and its a shitty meme. If it can even be called that. Mai, you're the scum of the thread, an unwanted dreg. You constantly shitpost. So much your ass is jealous what comes out of your mouth. You hurt sachi. You drove Chen away. But then took it far enough to create an alternate persona, Mi liu
Fuck off, mai.

My back hurts

youtu.be/t3JbMbcaj-A
hello again
your waifu is cute

fuck off mai

>You started this "meme" by replying fuck off mai to everyone of your posts
It's funny because it's actually true

Because you disappeared or something. I dunno.
Get that icy hot my boi

love chan!
how have you been? i cant see names on my phone
>gets light headache
uh, i dont really know how ive been, ive been blah, i guess.. how about you?
sure pull down your pants
no im kidding i don't erp anymore
thankyou !! your waifu is a cute too!

fuck off mai

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its just my dumb wifi how are you, love?

>dub dubs!
Loveanon, that's my job! You already worry about everyone else, so please don't worry about me! I can handle myself, or I can't and it's my problem! Even if I'm not okay, people don't want to hear about it.

I've heard a lot about you! Also sorry I missed you.
I'm new here though, or relatively! You're Mash, right? Hi! How are you doing?

It's fine, so am I! But you have to have to have some sort of skill you can use, really! Are you good at typing? Talking? Drawing? I know you have something special about you!

Aw, that's annoying. You could close a door or block it off or something? Ah, you've probably already tried it. I hope that she calms down though!
Oh, both of those sound like good games! I've only ever played Overwatch out of those two though! Who do you main?

Eheh, yeah, I could see that.
I'm 21, just turned it a week ago.
...I'm not very good with people. So I, uh, it's hard to really go get a job.

That's good to hear, really. Thank you Alice.
How goes work? You have to be almost done with your say, right?

Hey hey it's super okay!
Thank you for doing that, I don't always pick up on stuff right away.
Thank Rem, but I don't believe that. I'm just lucky to have people like you around!
And thanks again, but have you seen some of the stuff I've said? Maybe I just have moments of clarity or something where I'm not stupid!
But enough about that! What are you going to do after eating out? Back home?

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>>You started this "meme" by replying fuck off mai to everyone of your posts
>It's funny because it's actually true

I'm good at nothing;;

What made you turn away from that?
I'm a bit curious.

y-you just want to erp with me..

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I slept in a bad position, I'll see what I can do. How are you besides sleep troubles?
Thanks! Haven't seen you in a bit, are you ok?
Look I love shitty :o or -_- emotes as much as the next cocksucker, but if one of you shitasses so much as thinks about posting a non-identifying post with one of those faces, I will fucking break down your goddamn door while you're sleeping, kneecap you with a bat, stamp the words, 'Generalized Failure Syndrome' on your forehead and punch you in the throat :o

Ah, I'm sorry!
I'm happy since you're back!
>and still want to give you that bike ride

Thanks Kanna. I'm a little slow too. Very slow actually.
I haven't really seen most stuff you've said since I didn't really talk to you when you first came around. I should be heading home home soon after we do some other stuff, then I can relax a little before talking more.

all i did was post a pasta what

Am I a Kmart Kid yet?

i had my fill ;)
mmh! im fine and enjoying the warmer climate, hbu?
yes! lets go bike riding, im happy you didnt forget!

Oh, well I'm sure you'll find something

that's always a possibility, yes