>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?
Enter bedroom
Wonder why my bedroom is outside.
Id question the new but favourable arrangement of my bedroom, then suggest sum fuk
Wonder why my bedroom is outside on the street
Water the plants.
Homeless? Everywhere is your bedroom then.
turn 360 degrees and walk away
Steal her organs, ofcourse.
>build a wall
>build three other walls
>build a roof
>now that i have an actually room fuck girl
>regret not building a door
>kill girl
>eat her to survive while still fucking corpose for entertainment
>run out of food
>kill self
Admire the nice curvy and sensual brick arch.
"We had to rearrange some stuff for the photoshoot."
i try and do something about my homelessness
ask to see more of dat butt
Realize that I hadn't changed my calendar from May to June yet and proceed to do just that.
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more butt
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BRRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
how about more butt
Call 911, how the fuck did this bitch get into my house, the door was locked, God knows what nigger is waiting to ass pound me when I go after that, I ain't falling for it like everyone else does, hope she has fun being the prison bitch, and hope she enjoys eating pussy.
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Alright you make a good point but i'm gonna need more butt
you're greedy af
You know you're really making sense here, but i'm not quite sure yet. I'm gonna need more butt to find out
>why is my bedroom outside?
should I just cut to the chase?
The only thing i'm chasing is more of dat butt
Wut? You'd still be facing her dumbass
how familiar are you with the butt's owner?
pretty familiar but i'll need more butt to make sure
if your hand wasn't on your dick before....
It is summer now, isn't it?
this isnt a fap thread though. Also lets see some tits now?
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go somewhere else and kiss a dude
Definitely going to need a bunch more of the front
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That face is so unattractive. You really are into doll looking girls?
More!
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Hmm I want more... But I also want to see if you have other babes just as hot
>you have other babes just as hot
what would make you think that? Like is that even possible?
It would seem so! If only there was a thread for fapping to all these beautiful babes
Murder her in cold blood for trespassing as it is legal in my state.
hmmm
er jokes on you kid it's windy and pissing it down with rain
I win
Keep the babes coming!