/heem/ studboy bless edition

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News:

>Bellator actively bidding on Bader, but Larkin likely to stay in UFC
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/bellator-bidding-for-ufc-free-agent-and-tuf-winner-ryan-bader-but-not-lorenz-larkin

>Dodson offers to replace Caraway against Jimmie Rivera
mmajunkie.com/2017/01/john-dodson-offers-to-replace-bryan-caraway-vs-jimmie-rivera-at-ufc-fight-night-103

>Khalil gets another UFC fight
mmafighting.com/2017/1/4/14169640/khalil-rountree-jr-vs-daniel-jolly-added-to-ufc-fight-night-104

>Hunt says had to accept Overeem fight for financial reasons
mmafighting.com/2017/1/5/14179768/mark-hunt-felt-like-he-had-to-accept-alistair-overeem-fight-or-let-my-family-starve

>Khabib's manager may have posted ultimatum tweet with wrong account
bloodyelbow.com/2017/1/4/14171368/did-khabib-nurmagomedov-manager-tweet-at-tony-ferguson-from-the-wrong-account-ufc-news

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Conor McGregor

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streamable.com/1g0m6

faggot

>burger awake at this hour

I reckon you aren't in the position to judge lol

cerrone vs lawler 2017 plz dayna

>tecate light

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what exactly do you think the word "faggot" means, you homolusting faggot?

>Hunt sueing everybody

Would be hilariously sad for him if Reem popped again.

cerrone vs nick diaz @ 209 plz

Who is that? Is that a fighter?

>Italy unaware that third shift exists
got off work 40 mins ago mang also im a different awake burger

would love to see reem get popped get ko'd and hunt sue him for the trifecta

If admiring Rockhold is gay then I don't want to straight

Reminder that only work shy bed wetting individuals get upset at reality

Here's Eugene Robinson, your ruler
Quick rundown on him

>Helwani bows to Eugene
>in contact with WME
>rumoured to possess psychic PR abilities
>controls Oxbow with an iron fist
>own dojos and promotions all over the world
>direct descendant of the ancient royal Nazi blood line
>will bankroll the first fight gyms on Mars (Knuckle Up Jiu Jitsu Academy will be be the first)
>owns basically every MMA blog on Earth
>first designer babies will be known as Lost Battalion Babies
>said to have 200+ fight IQ

would be hilarious if hunt popped

tfw you actually took time to post that

This thread sucks

what a twiiisttt

Hey guys you want some heem supplies?

plenty of heems @ bsg, season3episode9, unfinished business

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Only by the grace of our Lord and Savior, Kid Nate

post the best ones

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he was never out cold

Indeed but I don't think Overeem will get popped again, he seems to have accepted his fate.

Here's a classic one for you, mijn vriend

I cant watch webms on my phone, assholes

And gets sued by the UFC.

Alexei Bless that your souls never embark unto the Lost Battalion as a result of an unresolve PR kerfluffle

can you save this one

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>Chris Weidman I think you're an absolutely monotonous worthless piece of shit overrated fuckhead whose only claim to relevancy is a work and I hope that neck never recovers and you forever have that gormless sad sack of shit look on your face crazily meandering wondering what's next, but please get better soon, I'm a big fan of yours and I can't wait to see you back at your best

You guys talk way too much about cuckolding and black guys fucking your gfs. /heem/ should be on a completely different board

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Eugene has a white wife and had a white friend proposition him for a three way with his friends wife one time

What's the music?

He wasn't defending and was getting pummeled in the face. Serves him right for having a shitty guard.

youtube.com/watch?v=7w8eQ_Ro9IA

someone tell me what they're doing

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Why didnt Edmond learn Ronda his dim mak?
She his star pupil

u already posted something from that fight nigger. you lose

Eugene Bless

jesus... He looks like shit now

soundcloud.com/theboygold/kingmane

Knuckling up

I want to play.

Not long until we get to see Edmond ringside again, who else is just looking forward to UFC 208 for the corner Audio and Travis fight?

Still better than Vitor

me and some fuccboi, pls r8


kikebook.com/176178255767138/videos/1302449183140034/

Zane Bless

Gastelum is gonna absolutely send him to the shadow realm

Zane is unironically fun in podcasts.
MMA Depressed Us today was fun as fuck.

Gastelum first needs to make weight the useless tub of lard

This is great. Based Overeem.

samefag

samefag

that's a really nice sweater

what did he mean by this

now you must meet irl for HEEM 1 and record it for us.

That's why they kicked him out of WW ratings, Dana is forcing him to stay at MW

all me btw

who /reem/ here?

I'll split decision this goof so hard, he'll never come back to /heem/

>be me
>have rockhold tier hairline, one side is worse than the other
>have hair long combed over the worse side
>too long
>go to the barber
>for some reason he makes the side thats worse shorter than the other side
>have the comb over the better side now
>look nearly bald
JUST permaheem me lads

wut is some good spicybanger to get me to forget this mess

here

wait a min

the reason the Dagestani guy got beat was Artem?

how gangster can a man be

Every Dutchman is balding, don't know why are you worrying about this, nobody will notice

m8 im just 22 its too early for me to bald

>inb4 make yourself uglier by shaving your head

just rock it barn cat style. anything else is a beta move.

wanna see you try, gayboi

>barn cat style
?

which clone are you supposed to be?

>uglier by shaving your head

you look way uglier with shitty hairline than with shaved head

I FELT A TAP

tamdan mccrory, newfan

Ive been watching mma for over 7 years now and I had no idea this guy existed

but holy shit his hairline is shit, at least he can grow a beard I cant even do that shit

Get a hair transplant. Or if you're poor, just tattoo some hair

Is he /ourguy/?

jesus christ is that really ido portal?
no wonder conor employs him, he fights like a motherfucker

>UAE

IDO PORTAL GOT THAT MIGRANT MENTALITY JOE ROGAN, HE A SAVAGE!!
IM TELLING YOU COCKSUCKAS

>the city of 209

Tyron Woodley vs. TBA
Alistair Overeem vs. Mark Hunt
Darren Elkins vs. Mirsad Bektić
Todd Duffee vs. Mark Godbeer
Paul Craig vs. Tyson Pedro

Ferguson needs to take the fight with Khalabib and stop bitching.

Tyron vs Nick

book it

and it's still 200x better than 208

will 208 be the worst selling card in the last decade?

>Tyron vs Nick
Nick Diaz has not won a fight, since he beat B.J Penn in 2011

He`s the biggest meme fighter around

How the fuck does he get a title shot over Maia????

Why hasn't Saint Goobert landed a head kick yet?

CONOR VERSUS KHALABIB IS THE FIGHT TO MAKE YOU COCKSUCKAS

NO ALDO, NO TONY NO BABIES NO NOTHING

BROOKLIN

I'm meming. But it would be an exciting fight to watch.

>TBA
I will be pretty mad if its not Demian Maia

Ffs give this man his titleshot and fuck the moneyfights

who here is /el cujewy/?

It should be Wonderboy instead of Maia

Wonderboy is still recovering from bringing the Ferguson out of Woodley.

Yeah, Woodley should heem Thompson properly in the rematch to give us proper closure