I have been in this basement for 45 minutes. Let me explain.
>18 year old me gaming upstairs in my room >get hungry so walk downstairs >mom watching tv on the couch, my dad is talking to the accountant at the dinner table >i walk by without saying hi and walk to the basement for food. >realize go cant go back because they are still there and i am supposed to greet them and shake my hand with the accountant but ive fucked up the situation too much and its gonna be hella awkward. >decide to eat snacks in the cold basement while being on discord on phone and watch youtube on an ipad.
Sei ein Mann, geh hoch, spuck ihnen ins Gesicht und scheiß auf den Boden! Zeige deine DOMINANZ!
Leo Evans
jah mein fürher...
Aiden Taylor
Something like that, but I just don't care
Adrian Brown
All... the... time...
Liam Collins
Autism/asbergers more than likely. Sorry OP
Asher Bailey
Why does the accountant give a shit?
David Stewart
anyone hungry? we could hotbox this basement. its smol
Dominic Hall
ikr. its still fucking awkward. and my parents would comment and be mad,
Jaxon Edwards
Are your parents rich?
Dominic Roberts
Doe eens normaal man
Jayden Stewart
i only have diagnosed ADHD
Nathan Phillips
regular. maybe very slightly above avarage. we just have alot saved up
Easton Reyes
You brought your ipad and phone just to get some snacks? Also just go upstairs. As you pass the accountant make eye contact and just nod. Then go back to your cave upstairs.
Grayson Gomez
Jesus Christ. I know you're not autistic because you recognize this social situation, but there's SOMETHING wrong with you. Social anxiety?
Lol just walk out and say hello now. Why the fuck do you have to say hello every time you come down stairs. Or shake hands with strangers. It's not your accountant.
Sebastian Turner
its not a cave. i go out every week dont worry im no shut in NEET. i get good grades at uni and have social contact. but im supposed to say hi but its just so awkward.
Ryan Diaz
you could say that you dont want to disturb their conversation if they ask you.
Thomas Russell
I have ADHD so i am also socially crippled.
Caleb Martinez
You know what you could do, just ignore everyone until they get used to it
Ian Green
>just walk out and say hello now He cant, he has to shake hands. And now he's eaten chips and got a greasy hand!
Jayden Sanders
Maybe you should become a neet so that you can stop giving a fuck about other people.
Matthew Miller
That's what I was thinking, but I don't see a reason to shake the guys hand when you don't really have anything to do with it.
Isaac Ward
the only living things i care about is friends family and animals. the rest can die anyway. sounds like an emo fag but if you ask me no i dont give a fuck about most people no.
Brayden Nguyen
Just nod to him fagget. Shaking hands now will only make it more awkward.
That said the accountant prolly doesn't give a fuck if you acknowledge him or not. He prolly prefers no distractions anyway. That said your father is probably boiling inside right now, wondering where he went wrong that his own son was too much of a weirdo to just shake hands, and he's now hiding in the basement. prolly hoping his accountant won't notice and judge him for it.
Angel Parker
you are right about the father thing. me and my brother are not really something. grades are good though. honestly i dont think my parents should care about anything else since thats all what they used to care about when my grades used to not be that good. but hey, we are all on Sup Forums together, we are all retards
Nicholas Ward
its been well over an hour guys.
Austin Powell
Just walk back and nod at the (((accountant))) if they make eye contact
Connor Rodriguez
You sure he didn't leave yet?
Adrian Butler
nodding is not gonna cut it.
Jacob Martin
im still in the basement
Thomas Thomas
he is still there yes
Asher Hughes
Make a pic of your pee pee
Camden Robinson
i do have pics of me in a red morphsuit holding signs people on discord have requested me to make.
Kevin Evans
Great, post'em
Zachary Davis
Listen up fucker, you go out and confront that shit. Or else it will follow you for the rest of your life. You don't hide and cower in a basement you spineless faggot, just walk out confidently and say hello. Don't shake hands.
You better do it motherfucker or you will end up like me 25 years old and still slightly nervous when there's visitors in the house. BUT I GO AND SAY HI ANYWAYS MOTHERFUCKER DONT YOU DARE STAY IN THAT BASEMENT FOR ANY LONGER.
Kevin Lopez
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Liam Brooks
idk. this is pretty extreme even for me to hide here. but i dont spend my time indoors that much. i go out with friends and dont browse Sup Forums often. i think im safe. i talk to people at my internship all the time i seem to act normal there
Matthew Collins
This.
Prison rules bitch. Fuck that accountant up so he never forgets who's boss.
Levi Allen
>Read filename
Justin Hall
lmao. but im not gonna rape our accountant just because im too awkward to say hi
Jaxson Perez
its taken on an ipad and copied back from discord and copied back to my ipad again. that explains it
Jaxson Wilson
...
Adrian Lewis
i need to read twice before posting
Evan Howard
...
Dylan Rivera
>Go up >Say "Hello, I'm sorry I didn't say hi before, I was distracted. So, hi, how are you? I'm btard" >Await response >"I'm fine thanks. Have a nice day."
If you can't make it fake it until you make it. That's a simple script you can follow.
Leo Butler
Go back upstairs carrying something big or heavy, make it look like yiur busy doing shit
Julian Ramirez
you either go up and shake hands, etc. like you were supposed to, or it's gonna be awkward forever.
Carter Diaz
Clearly all hope is over, do an hero in basement.
Gavin Gomez
i was thinking of that but now im gonna do it. im gonna take the fan upstairs. good thinking lad
Owen Hughes
This. You don't have to be a normie but you can act like one.
Grayson James
DONT FORGET TO SAY HI MOTHERFUCKER IM WATCHING YOU CUNT
Zachary Rivera
ill be a hero to my parents because performing an hero's action will relieve their stress
Grayson Cooper
But how are you going to shake hands while holding a fan? Also he'll notice you've been away for so long just to come out the basement looking awkwardly holding a random fan?
Jackson Lewis
ill say ive also been to the garage
Jack Hernandez
>target aquired That's good, and remember to nod if the (((accountant))) makes eye contact!
And for god sakes, don't fall over or say anything about anime.
You already fucked up. You should always open your door listen to see if anyone's downstairs. Wait if people are, if not make run for it for whatever you need and get back in your room.
Brody Williams
No more hope for you op
Andrew Flores
I MADE IT AND IT WASNT AWKWARD!!!
Jackson Morris
>Regular >We have a lot saved up
You're seriously fucking retarded you fat pig
Adrian Diaz
Not bad
Blake Thomas
im closer to being underweight
Christopher Turner
yup, I live in the basement, but I've avoided going to the kitchen because my mother had company upstairs and I didn't want to have to talk to them.
Jace Cruz
>Not just giving a nod as you walk by and say "sup, Seth"? And keep walking
Easton Allen
Speak for yourself. I come here because autist like you make me laff
Sebastian Ramirez
The concept of having a tiny, second-long social encounter mentally crippled you enough to create an entire thread on Sup Forums and seek the help of anonymous faggots? wew lad
Jeremiah Allen
Spoiler: People can hear you opening the door and figure out you've been standing there listening once you close the door again.
Source: lived together with plenty neets
Evan Ross
just take your clothes off and leave the basement naked.
Trust me, they will not try to engage in any form of conversation with you if you just stroll out whilst stroking your cock along the way.
Jacob Turner
And that's why you'll always be the bitch. Hiding in the basement.... pathetic
Jonathan Hughes
im not lying when i say i once brought the suit to work in my backpack
Josiah Wood
No I would hang out and make small talk or just listen to whats being said. If that was expected anyway.
You need to face your fears. Stop running from reality you stupid cunt.
Nolan Turner
"Sorry if I was rude. It's just that I hate people. Anyway, see ya." Walk away.
Jaxon Ortiz
>What have you been doing in the garage for over an hour? >I was uh...looking for the fan >The hell you need the fan for? we got the AC cranked you fucking weeb
Just stay hidden you're gunna blow it even worse.
Levi Lewis
Typical entitled retard. Given everything and never had to face hardship. Its so bad tou cant even have a face to face conversation. You need to stop being soft to yourself before you turn out to be a real pole of shit. Take the hard paths friend. Stop looking for the easy way out. Oh and snacks are for 7 year old children. Grow the fuck up pussy.
Jaxon White
im already out. i said i was working on my bike
Ryan White
So you admit on top of being a spoiled entitled pussy you also lie.
You have so issues to work out. How about start by twlling the truth. Maybe the. Youll see just hownpathetic you are.
Elijah Wright
Nope they literally can't hear anything. You don't know my setup bruh
Bentley Williams
i never think high of myself but this was a pretty autistic move, not gonna lie. All the times my dad hit me, i dont think he hit me hard enough
Brody Roberts
Lmao yes but not to that degree...id feel even more awkward sitting in an unfinished basement for an hour while my parents wonder what type of weird shit I'm doing down there when they know it's just storage.
Samuel Jones
You're a weirdo who wears flannel shirts kys
David Nelson
There have been times when I have just sat around the "social situation" and just pretended to be interested. Usually have a drink of something. Nod my head in fake interest. Laugh at the right moments, etc. I sometimes get off on causing others discomfort.
Jeremiah Thomas
I never run to get on the subway. If it's standing on the platform with the doors open, I never go for it. Never. I always walk casually alongside the platform and wait for the next train. Im terrified of it slamming the doors in my face and humilliate me in front of everyone