>at home watching tv
>suddenly pic related happens
What do you do?
At home watching tv
*unzips penis*
Skull fuck it
how do you unzip your penis?
selotape television to floor
how does she kill?
you have to be uncircumcised
>grabs her by thew throat
BACK THE FUCK OFF????????
Run away, i have easy access to the backyard and the roadside.
Dont see ringbitch chasing people.
It Follows monster is another problem, but you just get the government involved at that point.
...
/r/ing
scary movie 3 ring tape webm
>Go to the next tv
>Do the same
Wake up
fap aggressively
Got my 3d specs on, so I don't know if I'm fucked yet
Continue eating my banana seductively
What could this little girl even do to me
GHOST BLOWJOB
Blow my own brains out with a shotgun before she can get me. Better to die than be killed, you know?
blast it with my machine gun and my bazzoka
WOO! WOO! WOO!
That was a fantastic porn desu.
If she kills me I become a revenant due to all the sexual frustration and forcefully fuck her.
If she blows me then we good.
>tfw I only own a tiny CRT TV
If she came out normal sized, tease her since she would get stuck, if she came out the same size as the TV, use her as a cuddly teddy bear.