How upset were you when you found out Ben Hur was flopping? The RLM crew were not impressed

How upset were you when you found out Ben Hur was flopping? The RLM crew were not impressed

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i didnt even know about it

Idk why they even remade Ben-hur
The original was great there's no need for a remake
It's like remaking citizen Kane

When I click on that video it doesn't play, it just gets bigger then smaller, what am I doing wrong?

life

kek

I bet production companies like, by the trailer it doesnt look like 100 million

reposting this user's creation

The trailer looked like a straight to video movies.

I was surprised when I found out they were actually releasing it in theaters.

kînö

>RLM don't seem to understand the concept of above/below the line

As filmmakers themselves I assumed they'd know about it.

Hello Sup Forumseddit

the what now?

kys

>ywn creampie Jay's pink bootyhole

w-why even live ?

Did they not learn from John Carter?

Why is Jay such a cutie?

gotta hit up the Manhole bar near the RLM studios, Jay is a local, play your cards right, buy him a drink and mention the right movies... who knows

NEW BOTW WHEN

Yes, William S. Hart was great in the original movie

Typical Hollywood bullshit thinking they can create a hit just by flipping the genders. Should have kept with the original, Ben His

>S. Hart
terrific

When i saw the trailer and he growls "My name is Ben Hur", fuck that was bad.
His name is Judah ben Hur, not Benjamin J. Hur, for fucks sake.

why couldnt jay break the popcorn bowl properly?

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Ben-hur?more like Butt-hurt am i rite?

he only trains glamour muscles not true strength

>The original was great
youtube.com/watch?v=udnBq_lQkFc


Yeah, cinema went downhill after 1907.

>your name will never be bill shart

any tips ?

>made without permission from the author

kek

You're right, Hollywood's braindead at this point, kek

I thought Noah was great and Exodus was pretty good, so I can't really trust popular opinion on biblical movies. I'm still going to see Ben-Hur.

My main man Harrow deserves better than this shitty remake desu

not really he hangs with the hot crowd, wont give regular gays the time of day

Jay seemed to act pretty well in this. Is he actually in any of the movies they make (Space Cop etc.)?

The original wasn't just a good movie. It was an achivement in set building and practical effects. Remaking that movie is a way to shit in all of that.

jay did a good job in space cop playing a child.

Huh?

>Estimated height 4'9
>Possible child wearing adult beard costume

Kek

u wot m8

how

he took the redpill

what did he mean by this

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fuck look at those grey hairs

roid rage

why doesn't Jay go into acting?

ywn see hot Jay giving young Jay his first dicking

Imagine if he got braces.

It'd be embarrassing for like a year but damn dude just take the plunge.

It's amazing what a beard, a nice haircut and a bit of time at the gym will do.

i'm pretty sure he uses a a retainer at night or something, his teeth no longer flair out.

better than Rich's balding. I'd take grey hairs at 25 if it meant I'd have a full head of hair until my 40s.

>Mike started off handsome and has gotten progressively fatter and uglier
>Jay started off tubby and ugly and has gotten progressively fitter and more handsome

even rich is slowly managing to unjust himself. he went from jaw to no jaw to jaw again.

>remaking citizen Kane

Remidner that it's literally only a matter of time

Seriously though what the fuck was Jay thinking with that middle look.

>Lauren rejects Jay
>Mike fucks her just to make him feel bad

American """""friendship"""""'

Mike's letting down the team

Jay is often on Grindr.

I understand it but fail to see how it has any relevance to their video.

mike fucked lisa, not lauren. lauren is the jewess that went next door and fucked a frat.

I'M DYING LAUREN

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pure rlmkino

>I'm 24, dreaming of a full, rich, gyllenhaal tier hair
>in reality I'd be happy with what Rich has got
>mfw

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3746236/

buy a 1.5mm microneedler and 5% minoxidil from costco. in one year you will have the same type of hair as jay.

Saw Ben-Hur with my family over the weekend, it's actually not horrible. The action sequences were pretty exciting, acting was whatever, music was decent, Morgan Freeman was Morgan Freeman, except with dreads. I'd watch it a second time.

Hello Jack

Just get buff and shave it real short, or shave it all.

I'm sure it's not bad at all, it's just the fact that there's no interest from any demographic in watching it

I literally didn't know it existed until I saw a tv ad for it a few days ago. Not sure if the studio thought they could save on advertising and hoping the name alone would make people want to see it, but something went wrong there regardless if the movie is good or not.

>not opting for a luxurious skullet in your middle age

>no teutonic crusade movie
>no fall of rome movie
>no julius caesar movie
>no new and actually good alexander the great movie
>no conquest of the aztecs movie
>no japanese invasion of korea movie
fuck this faggot studio for poisoning the historical movie well

I didn't know it was even a thing until I was walking out of the theater last week and saw a big ass poster for it. The very concept made me groan and I forgot about it almost immediately until I saw this thread.

All of those movies would be expensive as fuck and have a tenuous chance of being produced well before this Ben Hur remake happened.

Yeah, no kidding, there was like zero advertising for this movie. It's a pretty standard action movie, though the Jesus scenes caught me off guard. So... action movie with extra Jesus, not sure how many people will dig that, but it's definitely not "God's Not Dead" or whatever. I'm glad I saw it in theaters; the scenes on the ship and the chariot races were very well done.

These guys aren't even a little bit funny anymore.

>Rich
>unjust

He still looks like an overgrown crackbaby, now he's just an overgrown crackbaby with a beard.

All those ideas would flop horribly. The only sword and sandal movie to be successful since Gladiator was 300, which is basically capeshit.

I've never even heard of Ben-Hur before

you couldn't be more wrong about these guys

Does Mike pluck his unibrow?

I do.

You pluck Mike's unibrow?

I physically cringed when I saw the 11m. Jesus Christ that's harsh.

Turn off the chink pedo cartoons and try watching an actual film every once in awhile. You might find it puts some hair on your balls and you might actually get a girlfriend that isn't silk screened on a fucking body pillow.

No he's right. Sup Forums is just too attached to them as fake internet friends to notice their declining quality.

Literally the Unjustice League.

>ben-hur
>historical drama instead of fanfiction derived from an utterly fictitious bible

YAH MAN you tell him.

>tfw you have friends who have earned more than the ben-hur remake

You're on a board about television and film and you haven't heard about Ben-Hur before?

I hope this is bait

Lew Wallace did a lot of historical research, fedora-kun.

I honestly didn't even know about it until after it came out

Underrated post

At that angle, hes just going to blow off his face

Walked right into that one, didn't I.

>ywn have jay's hair genetics

This.

>Did you hear about the Ben-Hur remake?
Fucking hell, they're going to remake Ben-Hur
>No they've already made it
What? I've not heard a single thing about it
>It's finished, it's in the theaters
What!?
>It cost $100m
What!!? They better have an amazing cast then
>It has no name actors, apart from Morgan Freeman in dreadlocks
lol what?

Get a trim, grow a beard, work out some of that baby fat. You can too

Not everyone looks good like that