ONLY ONE DAY FOR YOU TO SUBMIT YOUR PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS SO YOU CAN SCREENCAP TO SHIT ON EVERYONE ELSE FOR BEING DUMB

ONLY ONE DAY FOR YOU TO SUBMIT YOUR PLAYOFF PREDICTIONS SO YOU CAN SCREENCAP TO SHIT ON EVERYONE ELSE FOR BEING DUMB

i'm a very famous clairvoyant in my country but i can't into paint. help me out. i'll give you my pick and you do it for me

Wild Card
OAK over HOU
PIT over MIA
SEA over DET
GB over NYG

Divisional
KC over PIT
NE over OAK
ATL over SEA
GB over DAL

Championship Games
KC over NE
GB over ATL

Super Bowl LI
GB over KC

Houston over Oakland
Pittsburgh over Miami
Seattle over Detroit
GB over New York

Patriots over Texans
Chiefs over Steelers
Cowboys over Packers
Falcons over Seahawks

Falcons over Cowboys
Patriots over Chiefs

Patriots over Falcons

How do you packers match up against dallas?
Will Rodgers be able to go off and ruin the cowboy's season?

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>Green Bay
>winning a playoff game

you may only pick one unless you suffer from mental retardation

WILD CARD ROUND

Houston over Oakland in a low scoring game
Pittsburgh over Miami
Seattle over Detroit
New York over Green Bay

DIVISIONAL ROUND
New England over Houston in a blow out
Kansas City over Pittsburgh in a close game
Dallas over the Giants
Atlanta over Seattle

Conference Championships
New England over Kansas City
Atlanta over Dallas

Super Bowl
New England over Atlanta

Fuck it, I'll triple down.

>giants
>not terrible
pick one

>Brady loses to Eli 3 times in a row

I don't think that is physically possible

Poor little phins.

>6-game winning streak
>Playing the gnats in Lambeau
I'll stand by my picks, thanks.

Raiders desu

I predict Patriots vs Packers in the finals

>Eli defeating GB in the playoffs at Lambeau for the 3rd time
>Eli upsetting the Patriots in the owl for the 3rd time
>mfw 3LI is literal pottery

still waiting for someone to prove me wrong
>inb4 chefs lose to stoolers for some reason
>inb4 muh cowgirls
>inb4 puckers win against giants defense

Wild Card
OAK over HOU
PIT over MIA
SEA over DET
GB over NYG

Divisional
PIT over KC
NE over OAK
ATL over SEA
DAL over GB

Championship Games
PIT over NE
DAL over ATL

Super Bowl LI
DAL over PIT

>ideal fantasy
OAK > HOU
MIA > PIT
DET < SEA
NYG < GB

OAK > KC
MIA < NE
SEA < ATL
NYG > DAL

OAK > NE
NYG < ATL

OAK > ATL

>my actual picks

OAK < HOU
MIA < PIT
DET > SEA
NYG < GB

HOU < NE
PIT > KC
DET < DAL
GB > ATL

PIT < NE
GB < DAL

NE-DAL (regardless of who wins, we all lose)

Forgot to switch the sign on NYG-GB in my ideal fantasy. It's supposed to be NYG > GB.

>oakland over anyone

dumb

What part of "ideal fantasy" did you not understand?

Houston is possibly the worst division winner in the history of the NFL. They rank below the 2-14 49ers in advanced stats. It's unbelievable that they even managed to have a winning record.

Both teams have no QB but at least Oakland has one of the 2 best edge rushers in the league and a top o-line. Houston's only saving grace is defense but they literally won't even break the 14 point mark on offense.

facts:
>these teams already played (away)
>it was a CLOSE game (with carr)
>texans are 7-1 at home
>texans rested all their starters week 17 vs raiders playing their hearts out for better seed

Texans win this game 23-10, I have $500 riding on it

protip: is the Dolphins can beat the Steelers, the Texans play in AFC CG

>Houston is possibly the worst division winner in the history of the NFL
no

Texans had Watt in their win vs KC. They'd lose if they played again tbqh.

yes

>what are the 7-9 seattle seahawks from 2010

So nobody thinks that, if they beat the Packers, the Giants will lose to the Cowboys?

>muh win-loss

the texans have the number one defense, that cannot possibly qualify them as the worst

>muh yards

Only a Manning can defeat a Brady in the playoffs.

>he doesn't think that Clowney is Watt jr

The AFC south is terrible. Has been for years.

How do you think Peyton managed to put up such great numbers despite wilting against top competition in the playoffs? He played most of his career in a division with two expansion teams.

>Pats
>>Pats
>>>Pats

Who cares otherwise

3 expansion teams

Well i mean technically Tennessee relocated from Houston and they were a successful franchise at points.
Actually come to think of it Indianapolis relocated too...
AFC south is shit.

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>404
Kek wills it

As long as Shittsburgh loses, I don't care who wins.

Dubs confirm

as a dolphins fan i appreciate your enthusiasm but sadly this won't happen. but i hope you prove me wrong.

HOU over OAK
MIA over PIT
SEA over DET
NYG over GB

NE over MIA
KC over HOU
ATL over SEA
NYG over DAL

KC over NE
ATL over NYG

KC over ATL

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Reminder NE was once eliminated by Mark Sanchez. Alex Smith is an improvement.

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I miss 1999.

HOU over OAK
MIA over PIT
DET over SEA
GB BTFOs NYG

NE over MIA
HOU over KC
DAL over DET
ATL over GB

NE BTFOs HOU
ATL over DAL

NE over ATL

IS anybody screencapping this?

SEC SEC SEC

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Wildcard
PIT > MIA
HOU > OAK
DET > SEA
NYG > GB

Divisional
KC > PIT
NE > HOU
DAL > DET
NYG > ATL

Conference
NE > KC
DAL > NYG

Owl
DAL > NE

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Nigga the Jaguars made it to the AFCCG before Peyton even made it to the League.

>advanced stats

>people unironically picking the Failcons to make it to the owl

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Patriots over Giants by a touchdown

Fuck 3LI
Fuck Brady
Fuck A-A-Ron
It's time for some new shit

This is my ideal scenario.
We need a different winner to maintain the streak

>I don't know how seeding works the pic.

I've been hoping for this match-up for a long time.

But more than likely jewdell will rig it to get the cowboys vs steelers or something lame like that

For the love of God

GB vs NYG is the NFCCG

>3 seed playing 1st seed
>any time other than championship
no

Broncos will win the superbowl.

I've seen a lot of people predict that actually. Just not here.

I feel bad for the Falcons, lot of superbowl predicts but like no wins.

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