/flip/ Elections General: hail hydra edition

>RESULTS
ph.rappler.com/elections/2016/results
gmanetwork.com/news/eleksyon2016/results

>CURRENT YEAR MAN CALLS DUTERTE "TRUMP OF THE EAST"
youtube.com/watch?v=SLo67AdKTQ0

>LIBKEKS REACT TO DUTERTE
>Skip to 3:27
youtu.be/dTB5KhEa1AE?t=3m27s

What the fuck are you doing here on Sup Forums? GTFO and vote already

Live updates
>ABias-CBN
news.abs-cbn.com/halalan2016/nation/05/08/16/halalan-2016-where-to-get-live-updates-election-results

>Rapeler
rappler.com/nation/politics/elections/2016/live-updates-philippines-presidential-elections

>Clinton News Network
cnnphilippines.com/tags/topic/2016_Elections

Latest polls (SWS)

>Duterte 33%
>Poe 22%
>Roxas 20%

other news
>Populism and etc
bbc.com/news/world-asia-36223755

>Duterte Harry
theguardian.com/world/2016/may/08/philippines-duterte-harry-the-would-be-president-accused-of-using-death-squads

Free memes for everyone
>Fist Bump
youtube.com/watch?v=jDiaXYANolk

>ANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANOANO????
youtube.com/watch?v=9cZARremCoE

>Rape jokes and aussiebumms
youtube.com/watch?v=DgfC8xEIyFQ

>Putang ina nyo (Son of a bitch)
youtube.com/watch?v=6TldszXmG80

>The Duterte Finger
youtube.com/watch?v=X4b4hIdsFjc


Documentary dump
>Al Jewzeera on Duterte (FRONTRUNNER!!)
youtube.com/watch?v=7NrIcuBf7iU

>Mar Roxas - The fucking liberal guy
youtube.com/watch?v=thCDBol528E

>Angulo; Miriam Defensor Santiago
youtube.com/watch?v=FCqn3TJkXS4

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=eAmvyN-g-XA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Kay Mar Roxas tayo dahil siya'y tapat at kagalang-galang na tao. Subok na ang katapatan at husay niya bilang lider. Naaalala niyo ang nangyari nung Bagyong Yolanda? Diba pinakita niya ang kanyang galing at talino? Kaya naniniwala ako na pag siya ang nanalo ipagpapatuloy niya ang Daang Matuwid na sinimulan ng the best Filipino President on the history na si PNoy. Wag natin pahintulutan na mahalal ang isang diktator at isang Marcos sa Gobyerno. Mar Roxas para sa tunay at totoong pagbabago!

2nd for Poe concedes over the phone

inb4 muh punisher

>Muh punisher
>Muh killing people I don't like
>muh jetskiing to disputed waters

At least you retards elected marcos when Duterte gets assassinated/impeached

Allan Carreon for Intergalactic Earth Ambassador.

DAANG MATUWEED LMAO

>implying both of them won't be removed from office

Senator pacman, you know

...

How does it feel to witness the rise of an empire?

Called it.

>tagalog candidates loses to some mindanao guy
kek

Who's next in line? Is it the speaker too?

Veet-Wahterr
Man, I used to do impressions of his commercials and people would loose it.
He's like a goldmine of keks

GG PHILBROS THE FIRE RISES IN THE EAST

Yes and the current administration's party hold the Congress and the Senate

>philipino empire
Shutup Maria and clean the damn toilet.

I remember his clitoris (Cleto-Reyes) gloves controversy.

Getting roasted and fucked isn't that new here though.

Reminder that you retards think muh punisher will work in the global stage and other countries will just laugh at duterte

NATIONALISM RISES
I hope europe gets nationalism leaders soon

youtube.com/watch?v=eAmvyN-g-XA
All that spaghetti

Alaxsan IF ARE

UPDATES ARE IN

>nationalism
>Philippines has nothing to be nationalistic about

You're the same as the retards here thinking Pinoys are the best country ever.

>He's still posting

>yfw Roxas suddenly wins tomorrow through the magic of administration-altered PCOS machines

>Never voted for muh punishit
I can see my country burning user.

filipino bro at work just told me how your guys Donald Trump is winning, gods speed you little savages

Magic 12

>it happens
>full blown Coup
>Liberal party dragged through the streets

thank you based phillippines!

Ctrl-F mentions of
>muh punisher

Watch the salt unfold.

>He's still being deluded Duterte as president will change anything

VO

I've literally just showed up, what does this mean?

>pinoys have internet
>pinoys have elections
>pinoys have electricity

PENETRATE THE SENATE

I appreciate Poe acknowledging DU30

Marcos and Lobredo are neck and neck.

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Manila mayoral race so far

Are you really this deluded thinking anyone who says you dont like is a mar poster?

Shut up USA, until you elect Trump, you have no platform to stand on

Muh magic machines.

dont vote for the leftist my gook cousins. Make the Filipinas great again.

Plan B in motion

I take it the people of Manila loved the extra traffic and port congestion caused by the truck ban?

Anyone who wins the US elections is better than muh punisher. That's how retarded people in the Philippines are.

Uy oh, nagreply yung guilty.

Typical bobo reply.

Ang alat mo pre.

Poe is having a presscon now.

>muh punisher

Marcos should've ran for president.

>He's still posting

I'd laugh if after serving as president he gets hauled in to the icc for crimes against humanity

fucking rightwing nutjobs

>reddit tier reply

Typical Dutertard

>LEAF
don't you have burning leaves to put out?

>Qr7YQyMN
>muh punisher
>cancer-inducing Twitter pic

This guy. Every time.

you forgot
>image.jpg
>mobile posting

He's not even rightwibg in the slightest, he's pushibg for faggot agenda for fucks sake. I hope he gets mauled in the international stage though.

back to r/philippines

A swing and a miss.

I voted for Miriam, though.

well at least we didn't elect a psychopath

grace poe is so pretty i want to cum on her face so bad :(

>now
the pacific has been yours since Susquehanna entered Tokyo bay, and the sham navy battle against Espanya in Manila bay. now, all that is changing, a paradigm shift more than a century in the making. and all your belated and hollow chest thumping are only the first pangs of reaction as you further recede in significance. look to your own backyard in Latin America instead, the Pacific is getting smaller and smaller for you everyday. AHAHAHAHAHA

yeah cause you elected a cuck

lel

The salt is real.

FUCKING LENI

REEEEE

I WANT MUH BBM
I WANT ANGRY LIBTARDS

Your country is literally on fire. Maybe you should worry about that before shitting on some insignificant islands.

Whatever you say dutertards you're still living in a literal shithole. But keep saying words like "salty" "crab mentality" and "muh davao"

Your insecurity is showing. All your posts aren't really about Trump or Duterte. It's about you, and you're too bobo to realize that.

You moved to the US because Philippines is a shithole. Now that you're in the U.S., you want the Philippines to remain a shithole, to make your decision to move there valid. Otherwise, you've wasted time, money, effort.

Forget about Trump or Duterte, it's really about you. So answer this question. Do you want the Philippines to prosper or not?

Am I allowed to the Philippines? I am a Sand Nigger, but I hate Islam. I want to live in a strong catholic country free of Islam. I also love Filipino culture like family values and Balut.

Now that Duterte has officially been stumped by Grace Poe's brilliant decision to drop out and PCOS machines' huge favorability towards Mar Roxas, there is no way that Roxas can't win the Presidency.

#MARmissile

we didn't need a dictator

I'd rather vote for weedman rather than muh punisher

>listen to radio
>"This current government we have that ran more than a decade with countless corrupt deeds committed. has created Duterte"

yes

yeah cause you clearly need more refugees

Nice, you go to reddit, why not stay there?

> muh gold reserves

>/r/philippines in charge of not being mad

Latest updates guys

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Two of Duterte's supporters were in charge of Malacanang for a combined total of 16 years.

The Aquinos were only in officer for 12 years and they get blamed for everything?

>we didn't need a dictator
>we needed a cuck

>muh magical person that removes corruption

Literal superhero delusion

these soy sauce in my adobo.

In fact, you don't want Duterte to change anything. You want him to fail. It's in your best interest if he fails, right crab? You're too bobo to realize that.

>adobo
Anong oras na sa inyo at gising parin kayo?

>we need to make philippines better
>elect a literal incompetent retard

But muh punisher

>call out where he came from
>no u

How mad?

2295 miles away

Call me salty all you want, you're still living in a shithole

Why is Sup Forums so butthurt over this guy getting elected

needs more "Mar the Cuck" edits.

>lelumad