How the fuck is Andy Carroll a footballer?

He has no pace, no footballing brain, no ball control, has the touch of a rapist, doesn't score many goals, doesn't create, constantly fouls.

What is the point in him?

He's really good at winning headers.

Second half header monster. Tbvh.

At least 3 players in the WH team tonight far worse than Big Andrew

He's a handsome lad. Isn't that the main requirement?

>le ''handsome lad'' look
how contrived. sad!

he is tall and strong, enough to have some success in premier league.

He throws himself at aerial balls and that makes you a good British footballing lad

Its not simply about tonight. He's eternally shit.

England would have won the World Cup if we just hoofed the ball to Andy Carroll all the time.

But he's had no success though.

He's a big guy, just like Crouch. That kind of "footballers" are good for English hoofball

>35 million pounds for a shorter Peter Crouch

>footballing brain

you don't need talent when you're a big geordie dreamboat

Peter Crouch has an amazing touch, great hold up play and scores though.

English hoofball isn't actually a a thing. No one plays it. And Carroll is shit.

what? he was great in his better days, why Liverpool would pay 40 m euro for a player that wasen't successful? thats the price you pay for the best

Because Liverpool are retarded.

Oi la don't talk about me team like that!

He has no style, he has no grace. This Andy guy has a funny face

Feghouli, and half the defence?

Cause he's tall

The best header of the ball in world football

That's not Fellaini

>you will never witness england win the world cup while playing peter crouch and andy carroll in a 4-4-2 upfront

Yes, well noted.

Fuck off.

Would have won the WC honestly

>the England national team will never cut the bullshit and just play 'hoof it up to the big lads' murderball

I wish they fucking did this in a fucking friendly at least,against fucking san marino or whatever.

how glorious would it be to see a double hat trick of headers,one for crouch and one for big andy

30 million pounds

29,999,999 too much

I would actually love to see this

All counties have a meme style.
Italian defence. Spanish possession. Dutch total football.

Embrace your inner hoofball England.

A national 13 year curriculum should be put in place modelled on hoofball play, inspired by Andy Carroll, with a goal to reach at least the quarters in the 2030 world cup, and to dominate subsequent world cups from 2034 onwards. Grass roots football in England would promote the big centre forward, and facial and ponytail hair growth.

Heck, even change the curriculum to model around long throw ins, despite Rory delap being Irish.

>Dutch total football.

>he doesn't know the netherlands nt is absolute shit now

anyone who says Andy Carroll is bad have never played football in their life.

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donkey kong

We should have played that way in 2010. Just hoof it to Crouch and see if Rooney, Gerrard or Lampard can convert the volley.

we could've had it but they railroaded Large Samuel over some bullshit

Considering this style of football has never been successful.

Why???

I bought a liverpool shirt of him when he joined from newcastle