Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

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Rules:
>Fuck you, these are my rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (who gives a damn about your trips)
>RP/ERP (Who really cares, it happens anyways)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>Stop reading these
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=xIIYt5lcq3A
nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/9666/?
youtu.be/H3KkqBtfRxI
youtube.com/watch?v=_94BH9k_7a8
youtu.be/kZu5iDTtNg0
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

i want you to tie me up and have your way with me
yours are cute too

I'm here, i'm alive. I don't know what im doing anymore.

>steals rem

Buuuuut I want to talk to you guys ;-; I don't care if I have to stay up, I like talking to you all so much!

No no, I slept! Sorta. -ish. Not very well anyways.
I know it might be dangerous, but it's... it's not super important. And besides, lots of people here do that!
I'm okay! Tired and sick. Happy to be here though!

I was going to say that's pretty low, but if it's the special edition I understand. I hope that they can get out some mods eventually, it's taking a while.

Oh, that's awesome to hear! I hope that you can have a great time there! When is it? I forgot...
You're staying 4 days, right?

There's no shame in that! Sometimes that makes it even better~

Night Shinobu! Sleep well.

Hey, I did 30 hours a bit ago, then 28 hours the next day! Err, 2 days. I'm working my way up thereeee
Hi yourself! How are you?

T-thank you...
How are you doing tonight?

Hey, that sounds nice! What did you watch? Did you finish... uh, Macross 7 right? Or am I stupid?
Oh, that's awesome! That means you have a lot of free time to do whatever you want! I hope that you really enjoy yourself, really!
Thanks Urabe. I hope you too, but we'll see, eheh.

Oh, okay! I'm sorry, I should have maybe made what I said a little more interesting! Sorry sorry miss Juvia!

...

Still here


and


Im just joking heh
I would happily and would you like a blindfold and gag as well?
Then talk we shall. How are you doing? Nice butt.

Those eyes...

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Urabe
Definitely sounds like a good day. The final few episodes are all kinds of fucked.
> Yeah, but it's lewder than you usually go.

YouKnow
> Not this
youtube.com/watch?v=xIIYt5lcq3A

Juvia
I do, but you wont admit you want those things. So i want to know what you would like, that you are willing to admit~
Hehe~
I should play it sometime.

Have you lost control of your life?
Only 12 eps. It was very enjoyable and I'd recommend it. You watching any anime as of now?
How lewd.....
Yeah finished Macross 7 a week ago I think. You're not stupid.
Yeah, free time is always nice. Thanks, I'll be sure to make the most out of tomorrow like today.
Take care of yourself. We don't know what we'd do without ya.

...

You're living.

What's with the lewd Kanna?
And it's a bit more harmful than you think.

yes it does~
you're looking pretty lewd too
just a blind fold, leaves options open for you x-x

forgot pic

I know

But it's not 5 days straight!
Pretty alright. just kinda chillin at work really. You?
And damn, ain't you the popular one.

(Rem)
120 hours, straight. No sleep. Riding around, doing shit, playing games at night, then going out to do more stuff. Hitting 100 MPH or so past the 48 hour mark is stupid, as is taking an illegal inside corner overtake on a freeway onramp. But... ya... fun times it was.

>Lewding the dragon loli
Not many good NEW mods out tbh but a bunch that have been converted over mostly. Only new mod I found that was really good was this.
nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/9666/?
(Might need to log in for it if you have an acc)

All 4 days baby!

I never played DMC lol

doing really well! thanks for asking, how about you?

youtu.be/H3KkqBtfRxI

Claimed

Not sure how but I am. Just another mystery of life how people live eh?
I would not say "lost control" but more or less I don't know what to do with it I guess.

eye hole sounds dirty
Cute cat pajamas
Use those handcuffs on me

My how sweet of you. Ill be sure to make full use of my "options"
You know even if its true

Did you get a bite to eat yet Tomo?

Hallucinations hit ya a bit after the 65-78 hour mark

Afterwards it's just making sure you don't die.

Fake spic

Not entirely?

f-hole sounds dirtier

i can link us together forever
well get it over with x-x

At least Im not a chink

asian is objectively best race

You heard me
Well, Goku and neckbeard Kirito go hand in hand I guess.

Silence thy self smelly white weeb

...

I couldnt find anything really
Oh but thats no fun. I want to tease you for a while first

Yeah lemme fly over there and tell me

The death count keeps rising. It's become Final Destination in anime form.
>true true, I only carry semi-lewds though so don't get too excited
That's too bad, I was about to play this.
youtube.com/watch?v=_94BH9k_7a8
Find a hobby maybe?

Between east Asian and the Germanic people's it is a close one.

Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
S-shut up...
No it's my fault for not reading more carefully
I love you too kanna-san
>rub
My day was fine. Just work nap dinner games
How was yours?
>also what did i say about posting panty shots?
You already know so just post them you stupid pervert!
J-just don't make me say it...
>
Stupid stupid stupid!
Indeed it's a fun game. If you do maybe we could play together. I have to get it for myself first though cause I'm using a friends account for now
Rewatching high school of the dead but after i was going to watch the one urabe is from. That mysterious girlfriend or whatever
Nice claim

japan best country tho
rich, good culture, good education system, great red light district etc
Also most women there are at least 6s

Go to sleep -_-
I don't think I've ever heard that till now
Do it

...

Want me to wire you some money via PayPal so you can go get something?

They should totally make this show.
youtu.be/kZu5iDTtNg0

What?

germanic people are shit

Why

When I was a kid I actually thought those were jelly donuts

You're gonna catch these hands boi

...

No I dont have a card and everyone in town is closed.

its the sound hole in a violin or some hollow body electric guitars. its called that because of its f shape

of course

Make sure you throw em hard lad.

so what's the next step of your master plan?
it's true!
-click-
also that's a really lewd picture

News to me

Surprisingly, I had none. Then again, I've conditioned myself since elementary school to survive off of the bare minimum of sleep. I think for 99% of nights, I got 4 hours or less, for about 13 years. So, I was probably better off with no sleep than most people would be.

I'd watch the fuck outta that...

This is the point where I would've posted my Floof pic, but I seemed to have lost it...

Adorable.
Crashing this plane! No no but in all seriousness Im pretty bad at the erp thing heh.

Tomo

I thought you had a gas station / convenience store that was open 24/7? Though it won't even matter if you don't haves card. Sorry.

There must be a way...

...

Oh yeah I think you told me this a while back. I wanna rewatch something now.
Don't forget the X. The X is vital or else google might give you something potentially disturbing.

At least we have more functionality than a lawnmower

Why are you hiding?

Lmao

I wasn't really prepped for a-Kon, so it's only lean lean muscle I have on. Face has some extra skin, but I'll deal since it's not that bad

And who are you?

I kinda sleep like that because my brain hates me. That Maplestory grind was from when I was younger, so staying up isn't too hard if I'm not watching some ASMR vid.

I didn't know that, thanks
I don't like jelly donuts much

Do you like twinkies?
It's just her swimsuit, they were teaching someone how to swim!
Idk, I'm still bored what are you up to?
rest in paradise floof

Did everything turn out ok yesterday?

me or my waifu?

>tfw skyrim cant install last mod
Chinks are not that bad
They do my math for me
What If I am dead and I just don't know it yet....
Dam
To be 100% honest I have done things like that before.
No joke
>Be me
>3 AM
>Get up
>Warm up oven to 400
>Make a fucking pizza
>Takes like 30 mins
>Eat one slice
>Fall asleep on pizza

I may have misclicked that picture.
Test picture, please ignore?

If I can stay up aaaaaa
is this an endless loop.
I'm okay, tired but I'm happy to be here. Still sick. Didn't do much today, have a really good game on League!
T-thanks Tomo~ It was an accident though

I misclicked, that wasn't supposed to be in that folder! It's rated by level of clothes, and I say cloth so I... I messed up, eheh.
Oh, but it wasn't that one? So what did you watch then?
Free time is awesome, really! I'm glad to hear that you're going to do it! Just don't stress to get stuff done, try to relax and enjoy it!
Thanks Urabe, but I know all of you would be fine. You guys are awesome like that.

Hi Homura!

Was an accident ;-; Sorry Rem.
It can't be that bad, right? I haven't felt any effects yet!

It really does~ Sometimes it's fun to think about for a while...
And t-that one was an accident, but I'm not going to delete my post! Just don't look!

It's not, I know... You've really done 5 days? That's insane! How did you manage? Err, or do you know someone who did?
Hey, that's cool though! I'm about to fall asleep, but I'm trying to stay up and talk!
I just reply to a lot of people is all! People like talking, and apparently I can type fast!

Well I didn't mean to, come on! Those are for me and for other people that... okay well not making myself look good here.
Oh, I didn't know a lot had been converted! I should recheck it out!
>adult only
Who's the lewd one now?
That's a pretty good one though!

That's awesome! Sorry for not remembering!
Well, I hope you enjoy yourself! Are you doing it this weekend or next?
Are you gonna take pictures? You totally should!

Hey, I'm glad to hear that! And thank you for your thanks, I'm always glad to hear anything you have to say!
I'm okay, trying to become unsick right now, it's not working very well.
Any plans for tonight?

I... if you say so. But don't worry, it's probably spacing or something on my part that I can improve!
Thank you for saying that, just hearing it makes me feel better. Thank you thank you miss Juvia!
A-ah~! You're so wonderful! Thank you so much!

>invents science, modern technology, modern mathematics, modern engineering, unrivaled art and culture
>shit
Neck yourself you pathetic fucking cretin.

Well in all seriousness, I'm about to go to bed, it's like 2:45

I do

Yes, but I never have them.

Ya gonna feel it

At least we can push a lawnmower

This weekend, I'ma try get lots

Get on that shit nigger, They;re good games~

Haha it pretty much is final destination the anime.
> Aww what a shame~

You want them that bad huh~?
But i love it when you ask me for lewds...
I'm just a big ol stupid pervert~
I'll have to see if my piece of shit laptop can even run it. Oh he's still letting you use it, that's cool.

Goodnight

:resident_evil:
Did you try them after they came back from the dead?

So I've heard

I do yeah. I just dont want to accept money is all
Yes Kanna you will sleep and awake until you die. Glad to have you here. Good you should rest. Who did you play. Still doesnt take away from how nice it is

well it doesn't have to be rp
that's even lewder!
is she teaching someone how to shower now?
okay, you can trust me, i will definitely not study the contours of your body and clothing!

Everyone knows slavs > germanic

Since more recently, I've been sleeping 8 hours or more. But that's more because I totally have the ability to do so, now that I don't have school or my aunt throwing shoes at me till I wake up.

I did. It was incredibly stupid, and the payout was NOT worth it at all. But I did it. It's how I got my ZX11, which promptly blew up after a week.
Go to bed m8! No one here will blame you if you do!

Yes, I made my parents buy them as soon as they came back.

What do you mean?

sorry about you being sick, that really sucks. I'm just enjoying the last few hours of one of the few free non-working days i get a year from this job, going to post until I pass out in a couple hours or so. How about you?

I would rather give you $20 bucks so you can be content and continue chatting comfortably but if you'd rather not I won't press the issue. How are tanks going?

Both I guess

What if you're experience the "flashback" of your life that's played again at an extremely slow pace but it's actually just eight seconds that are before your final heartbeat?

But you have it saved?
Sometimes it affects your heart, heavily damaged sleeping patterns, etc

We built a wall way better than what you can do.

I always woke up at 4-6 am. It's the worst.

Mine

Slavs are great too you won't get any argument from me there.

i think you know
don't make me say it

I'm user and my waifu is Lain

I know but this is plenty comfy to me. Oh im playing skyrim right now. I did my first wins earlier on tanks
I just wanted to be sure thats what you meant is all.

I-i don't care shut up!
That's all I've been doing. DxD, D-frag, High school of the dead. I need something new
Of course of course
No it's nothing to do with you. Stay how you are
I'm glad it does
I try to be for you
>hug
Indeed i did
That's good. That can always be a pain
It's ok just don't it again please
I know, but i want you to be better than me that's why i tell you no
I-i never said that you stupid pervert!
W-whatever... just post lewds or whatever...please....
>
You are! I know you are! Stupid pervert!
It doesn't take too much depending on what your playing. As long as you're not playing with rediculas mods and stuff you should be good.
Yeah I've been lazy and haven't got it yet. Hopefully it'll go on sale during summer or something
>pretty panties

I think Albanians are cute.
Their eyebrows

yes you are

so what are we going to do on the bed?

And all humanity will apprehend the word.

Someone gimme a hug.

She would be naked if that were the case I think

For the most part, yes.

I don't mean this in a bad way, but you sure do talk a lot.

You've been around here before, haven't you?
If not, welcome. How are you?

>hug
A Roll claimer. Haven't seen one yet.

No your waifu silly
Perhaps a bit of kissing to start heh

Haven't you heard user? Albania is cancelled.

so shouldn't she be then?

>

no actally y first time in one of these threads, i typically consider these part of the cancer, but today i said fuck it. also i like this show obviously.does anyone here watch demo d?