What is the weirdest or biggest thing you've shoved up your ass?

What is the weirdest or biggest thing you've shoved up your ass?

your mom's hairy penis

This is what it's inside me

A troll is accepting the notion of a feminine penis?

Talked about this in another thread.
I put the handle of a baseball bat up my ass a couple times. Never even used a dildo before at the time, biggest thing before it was a hairbrush handle. Took plenty of lube and patience, but didn't hurt in the slightest, and I sprayed cum all over everything after making a nice puddle of precum from a nearly constant stream.

>pass user since 2012

Were the caches too difficult?

Were the wha?

capcha's you fucktard
>tfw caches

My sister's big vibrator. 9 inch dildo. Couldnt believe she had one

A fidget spinner

A carrot i guess. Its quite nice compared to a lot of other toys

Giant apple

Baseball bat for me as well. Started with the handle, switched it around and somehow managed to get it in. It was amazing. I couldn't get it deeper than about 8 inches, but damn, the feeling of being stretched was mind blowing. I usually use a 3 Dcell maglite. I just wish I could go deeper. Anyone have any tips?

Post your gape

Nothing, because im not a faggot

Patience, time, practice and lube.

Toilet brush from a gas station. Once I took the handle of a fishing pole, stuffed it into a shitty porta potty and fucked my ass raw with other people's waste. Public toilets get me so hot

ROFL, I hope this is bait

Nope. I know I'm a degenerate.
>feelsgoodman.jpeg

my bfs fat dick lol

More

a sharpie

Bruce Springsteen

...

Love it. Any penetration? Cum? More please.

penetration ;)

Glorious. Keep them cumming, please

daddy's cummies

So... Much... I want to lick every last drop.

>caches
sure is summer. underage b&

I love daddy's big fat dick

>were the caches too difficult

Was the spelling too dificult?

I want it sooo bad. What must I do for it?

You wanna play with daddy's cock too? He likes when I give it kisses and rub his big dick all over my lips and face ;3

I will worship that cock until the day I die. I need it.

I'll let him know he has admirers ;P

Please do. Any anal? Creampie?

Please cum back!

a hammer

in a bathtub

>hotkinkyjo
Google it

>My still-born son