I won the lottery. Fuck trips, I am massively depressed. First one to make me laugh gets $10,000NZD.
I won the lottery. Fuck trips, I am massively depressed. First one to make me laugh gets $10,000NZD
Chase Foster
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Jonathan Watson
Paypal [email protected]
Ryan Gomez
Fucking dumbfuck go eat a sack full of hiv dicks
Jason Martin
ya, I took it from google images because like most people my money is in a fucking bank.
Grayson Brooks
Feminism is about empowering women.
D.
Christian Barnes
IF YOU DON'T LAUGH, I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK YOU DOWN THROUGH YOUR IP AND POUR LAVA LAMP LIQUID DOWN YOUR COCKSUCKING THROAT, BITCH
Lucas Parker
What's a fucking bank? Also how do you make deposits in a fucking bank, is it through a gloryhole?
Carter Ward
What is that, like 39 cents in real money?
Jackson Martinez
>Real money
Ryan Lee
>$10,000NZD.
That's barely 10 dollars. Fuck off nigger
Robert Brown
Have you ever beat off to your own ass?
Josiah Fisher
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun.
"Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you."
The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her.
"Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise.
"Ha, ha! I'm the man from the bus!"
"Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume. "I'm the bus driver!
Jackson Carter
Brandon Parker
7201.75 US Dollar
Julian Johnson
Eli Thomas
Ah you know 39 cents. Isn't he 50 Cent's little brother.
Jacob Garcia
Timestamp or gtfo
Jaxson Turner
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Jackson Edwards
When i get angry i like to tickle my butthole with an cactus.
Luke Sanders
heard it before
funny but you didn't post your paypal
seen it a billion times before
seems correct
Robert Peterson
>I'll believe that when my shit turns purple and smells of rainbow sherbert
Henry Lee
your font is fucking cancer
Parker Martinez
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Dominic Nguyen
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Jaxon Green
OP is fake
Carter Sanders
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Landon Campbell
Fucking hell i only have that gif rn on my phone because i wiped it when i was drunk
Oliver Wood
[email protected] paypal
Kayden Murphy
Sounds like some Nigerian Nigger Prince bullshit if you ask me :/
Angel Kelly
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Owen Martinez
Hey retards OP is a fake faggot
Adrian Perez
Lol this
Asher Bennett
Adam Collins
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Thomas Reyes
I fucking hate it too but I can't root my phone right now cause I work for google and they give me a monthly payment to use my personal phone instead of giving me a company phone. So when they do they lock my phone and put an encryption on my phone that doesnt allow me to have root access..
Tyler Nguyen
Do you like fish sticks op?
William Wood
He doesn't get it, so he must be a gay fish y'all.
Cooper Young
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Thomas Gonzalez
Oh daddy hitler-kun fill up my concentration camp with your jews uguuuu~~~~
Lucas Wright
Lucas Reyes
Cual es la diferencia entre una pizza y un judÃo?
Que la pizza no grita en el horno.
What is the different between a pizza and a jewish?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Oliver Moore
lmao wtf hahahaha is this you?
Angel King
WYPIERDZIELANDO Kolego !
Eeasy peasy hehe xd
Adam Sanders
yes senpai
Benjamin Miller
A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent:
"You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me McGreggor the bar builder? No."
He continued "Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the rain and the mud, but do they call me McGreggor the wall builder? No."
"Do ya see that pier out there on the lake? I built that pier with my own bare hands, driving each piling deep into ground so that it would last a lifetime. Do they call me McGreggor the pier builder? No."
"But ya fuck one goat.."
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Samuel Rogers
Why the fuck do you think I want your money you needledick crab-infested mongoloid? I have three fidget spinners, the corpse of a cat to fuck, and best of all hundreds of pictures of sharpie in pooper.
Tl;dr kill yourself troglodyte
Aiden Taylor
I responded to this by sending them a bunch of clapping emoji's from a Twitter named "Fuck off Faggots"
[email protected] - paypal
Noah Kelly
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Evan Baker
wtf are u doing nigger keep ur money and buy something fun for yourself
Nathan Bennett
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman....? None. [email protected] send me a tenner bro
Oliver Cox
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Samuel James
Has op abandoned us?